FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Me

Me

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By *24 the man OP   Man  over a year ago

Bournemouth

Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh lord..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve never had milk in my pussy before

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

Good lord!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve never had milk in my pussy before"

Me neither ...not sure i want to

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That sounds revolting

Milk ?? Are you sure that’s safe ?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ladies form an orderly queue! No pushing!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

5 inch girth? I'm lost

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

.

Semi skinned or full fat ?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

it's girth, not gurth

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

What would the RSPCA say

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mokes n MirrorsCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Is there something in the water this weekend? So many threads making me go

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Such a funny thread.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve never had milk in my pussy before"

Haha

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"5 inch girth? I'm lost"

Also known as Mr Coke can

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Wow! What fantastic way to sell yourself

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Ewwwwwwwwwww

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Marvellous

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Da fuq

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"it's girth, not gurth"

To be honest... didn't look like either

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

Welcome to the forum.

This isn't how the site works. Well not on the forums anyway. Good luck though, maybe I'm wrong. X

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

I realise 6" isn't much but how will even that fit with all the milk?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a little bit of sick just happened in my mouth

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/06/19 17:44:40]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *andare63Man  over a year ago

oldham

You fookin milk smoothy you

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

Ffs have a word with yourself fella...

This is not the way to impress anyone...never mind your starving pussy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hisCharManMan  over a year ago

South Manchester

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Moooove over guys, there's a new bull in town.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Moooove over guys, there's a new buffoon in town. "

FTFY

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ustme34Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"That sounds revolting

Milk ?? Are you sure that’s safe ?"

If it pasteurized it should be fine lmao altho probably not advisable haha

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooooh. Is this an I’m in thread?

I’m in

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *elma and ShaggyCouple  over a year ago

Bedworth

What do you have for those of us who are lactose intolerant op?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ambornemanMan  over a year ago

In your town now

What the actual fuck ??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

wow

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Oh dear !

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

Cool story bro

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

How romantic.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

Classy guy ??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

Ooo made me all wet....shame it's from pissing myself laughing at ya

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Ladies form an orderly queue! No pushing! "

Elbows at the ready

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy..

How romantic."

You didn’t get the memo...the OP just made romance dead

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"That sounds revolting

Milk ?? Are you sure that’s safe ?

If it pasteurized it should be fine lmao altho probably not advisable haha"

There used to be strilized milk, I always wondered why

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull

Sounds like 80% of the messages I get. Interesting veri for a straight guy too.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooooh. Is this an I’m in thread?

I’m in "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *xperimentalistMan  over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Pound milk? Are you making butter??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *irty desireWoman  over a year ago

newcatle

Am lactose intolerant.. so am out .. good luck find the one tho x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *elma and ShaggyCouple  over a year ago

Bedworth


"Sounds like 80% of the messages I get. Interesting veri for a straight guy too. "

And people wonder where the phrase Fab straight comes from

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

Try using that on a human in the flesh, see how far it gets you.

It always impresses me when a guy has taken the time to measure his cock every way possible

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

OP we all have our fantasies...We are poles apart. Good luck finding a milk maiden.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *adeiteWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Quick. Someone find me a bucket!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do your words 'cock head' in your post describe your penis or you?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Pound milk? Are you making butter??"

He will be making cream.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

What you trying to make butter?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mooth shaftMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

And we wonder why blokes get a bad name here!

Get real OP !

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are these the responses you wanted OP?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pussies like milk I believe but their lactose intolerant:/

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am lactose intolerant.. so am out .. good luck find the one tho x"

You’re lucky then

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *elma and ShaggyCouple  over a year ago

Bedworth


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy..

Try using that on a human in the flesh, see how far it gets you.

It always impresses me when a guy has taken the time to measure his cock every way possible "

Looking at the pics I’d suggest he takes the tape measure back and asks for a refund

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me : clicked on thread to see ops comments

Also me: ran to get the popcorn

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lmfao...

If you looked at the forums

"At all" you'd know which way this was gonna go.

Good luck on fab

You'll need it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How’s this worked out for you OP?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go for it tiger

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/06/19 18:18:03]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"How’s this worked out for you OP?"

He's pounding milk in my pussy right now.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How’s this worked out for you OP?"

He doesn’t have time to reply on here, he’s too busy answering all his inbox messages from women throwing themselves at him!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How did I miss this? I've just creamed my knickers

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I just had a little wee through laughing

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't like milk. My pussy agrees.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go on son! Good luck

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now here's a guy who's got his act together

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

I'm not sure that's the right way to milk a cat

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How’s this worked out for you OP?

He's pounding milk in my pussy right now. "

I’m just curious. I’m looking to meet tonight, so if he is off pounding milk in a pussy, a post similar to this is obviously my next step.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy..

Ooo made me all wet....shame it's from pissing myself laughing at ya "

Assuming this is the female, that's not a shame at all

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How’s this worked out for you OP?

He's pounding milk in my pussy right now.

I’m just curious. I’m looking to meet tonight, so if he is off pounding milk in a pussy, a post similar to this is obviously my next step. "

Dude it worked because he has a 6 inches !

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eandHim2019Couple  over a year ago

preston

His hands must be like shovels because it doesn't look the stated size

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How’s this worked out for you OP?

He's pounding milk in my pussy right now.

I’m just curious. I’m looking to meet tonight, so if he is off pounding milk in a pussy, a post similar to this is obviously my next step.

Dude it worked because he has a 6 inches ! "

And that could be a Fab 6 inches too. No wonder he’s off delivering on the milkround already.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"How’s this worked out for you OP?

He's pounding milk in my pussy right now.

I’m just curious. I’m looking to meet tonight, so if he is off pounding milk in a pussy, a post similar to this is obviously my next step.

Dude it worked because he has a 6 inches !

And that could be a Fab 6 inches too. No wonder he’s off delivering on the milkround already. "

It was the gurth that convinced me

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Devils Daughter!Woman  over a year ago

some where in yorkshire


"That sounds revolting

Milk ?? Are you sure that’s safe ?"

Lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."
u run out of weetabix then?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I request almond or coconut milk?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe its what happens when 99 yr olds fuck milky nips in the hole

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *xelf787Man  over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"How did I miss this? I've just creamed my knickers"

Saves you having milk pounded into it!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Funny but will never beat cock snot up the fart pipe thread!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I request almond or coconut milk? "

Don't be ridiculous. That's expensive shit.

He only wants a shag.

It's asda all the way for him

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Devils Daughter!Woman  over a year ago

some where in yorkshire


"Can I request almond or coconut milk? "

Coconut milk is so much better than almond milk that shit tastes like cucumber yak!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I request almond or coconut milk?

Don't be ridiculous. That's expensive shit.

He only wants a shag.

It's asda all the way for him"

you shit milk

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I request almond or coconut milk?

Don't be ridiculous. That's expensive shit.

He only wants a shag.

It's asda all the way for himyou shit milk "

I would if he'd been pounding it in

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Devils Daughter!Woman  over a year ago

some where in yorkshire


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy..u run out of weetabix then? "

Only good thing to go on weetabix is full fat milk n banana or strawberries

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh bless he's only 25.

And a lot less emotionally mature by the look of things

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

6.5 in wow HUGE. I see the ladies flocking as we speak. Oh dear did you really start a thread saying all this.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Yak

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I request almond or coconut milk?

Don't be ridiculous. That's expensive shit.

He only wants a shag.

It's asda all the way for him"

I have expensive taste. That’s me out then.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

I think this chap was born with a teet instead of a penis, how else would you pump milk

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hold yourselves back ladies.

How do you girls manage to say no?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

You must be the white night the ladies have been complaining about recently.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Da fuq "

Lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

Dont like milk!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ungscotsman26Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Hahaha this thread is too funny. Gave us all a good laugh anyway with the responses

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

I’m almost considering this offer as it seems so erotic and tempting

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Come on Ladies...double up it's gonna take some handling

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is what I hate about fab. Some smooth talker just swoops in and takes all our wimin!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *onygirlieWoman  over a year ago

Leicestershire


"I’m almost considering this offer as it seems so erotic and tempting "

I agree.

So erudite and well thought out.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Death by snoo snoo.

I can only presume he has since passed away from a smashed pelvis.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *iss.ddWoman  over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

What would an unsolid head look like then?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *tew008Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"I’ve never had milk in my pussy before

Me neither ...not sure i want to "

It’s normally slightly acidic so in danger of a curdled mess

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve never had milk in my pussy before

Me neither ...not sure i want to

It’s normally slightly acidic so in danger of a curdled mess "

Only on hot days would curdling occur.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can see you are new here, so I'll be kind, welcome you to the forums and wish you the best of luck, though I will have to pass on that most tempting offer OP

Holly

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh FFS

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe you should close the profile OP and open a new one.

Your lack of any response in the post suggests you've fucked off anyway.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh FFS "

Lier, your gagging for that solid cock head.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Solid cock head, I'm stealing that

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

Interesting only meet is a gay guy. Pussy you say????

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By *am4CamWoman  over a year ago

Fairy Land


"Guy with 6 inch long 5 inch gurth..great solid cock head looking to pound milk in pussy.."

Well bless you, at least you gave this insomniac one heck of a chuckle. Girth is spelled and measured incorrectly, own your actual sexuality honestly and welcome to fab; try to fave fun. (Still chuckling bless you)

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0937

0