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over a year ago
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Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
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You measure it with a special gouge. Same style that measures every cock as VWE
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A gouge? Sounds painful. I’m sure you’d only want to measure it once.
That’s the thing though, you can see a cock. Admittedly there’s an odd pic that shows up in the hot pics where the gynaecologist wouldn’t need a speculum, so no need to ask if they’re tight, but generally I just wonder how you’d know? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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A few men have said 'fuck you're so tight' while balls deep so clearly you are? Alternatively, if you buy a couple of small, heavy kegel balls and can keep them in without them plopping out as you walk around you're doing ok.
I don't actually know. It sounds good though.
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
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My vagina’s never even bought me a drink, it’s well tight. |
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
My vagina’s never even bought me a drink, it’s well tight."
Now that's funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All depends on the pencil you're snapping...just the lead or the whole enchilada. HB 5H 7B allsorts. Why you'd use it as a chat up line of never know.
Hey Malcolm you want to feel my tightness it's like a mouses ear  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"All depends on the pencil you're snapping...just the lead or the whole enchilada. HB 5H 7B allsorts. Why you'd use it as a chat up line of never know.
Hey Malcolm you want to feel my tightness it's like a mouses ear "
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By *iggonzoMan
over a year ago
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
My vagina’s never even bought me a drink, it’s well tight."
Funniest thing I’ve heard today  |
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
My vagina’s never even bought me a drink, it’s well tight."
You've got a Yorkshire vagina |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
My vagina’s never even bought me a drink, it’s well tight."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
My vagina’s never even bought me a drink, it’s well tight."
U beat me with this  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently I have a pretty cervix - nurse said so!  "
Unrelated, but nurses do give the most random compliments. I used to have to go for regular blood tests as part of a kidney issue and got, “ooh, you’ve got lovely veins”, pretty much every time. |
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
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Yeh this happens to me all the time I’m flirting. Lol. Rubbish! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
My vagina’s never even bought me a drink, it’s well tight."
Hold it near the card machine. It might be contactless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman saying she is tight, is the female Equivalent of a bloke saying he’s got 9 inches. What women is going to say ‘to be honest I’m loose as fuck, you aren’t going to go touch the sides, but wave it around a bit and I might feel something!’ |
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
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Sex hurts most of the time, went to the doctors and was told I was ‘exceptionally’ tight and to be extremely careful. Men love that....but tearing isn’t fun for me... |
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
Sex hurts most of the time, went to the doctors and was told I was ‘exceptionally’ tight and to be extremely careful. Men love that....but tearing isn’t fun for me..."
How did the doctor "test" your tightness?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
Sex hurts most of the time, went to the doctors and was told I was ‘exceptionally’ tight and to be extremely careful. Men love that....but tearing isn’t fun for me...
How did the doctor "test" your tightness? "
And which part of the couple is asking this question? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
Sex hurts most of the time, went to the doctors and was told I was ‘exceptionally’ tight and to be extremely careful. Men love that....but tearing isn’t fun for me..."
Exceptionally tight would usually point toward vaginismus I’d have said; that being muscular rather than it actually being tight skin. You can (generally) give birth, so doubt a cock would cause skin to tear unless it’s just a lack of lubrication? |
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
Sex hurts most of the time, went to the doctors and was told I was ‘exceptionally’ tight and to be extremely careful. Men love that....but tearing isn’t fun for me...
Exceptionally tight would usually point toward vaginismus I’d have said; that being muscular rather than it actually being tight skin. You can (generally) give birth, so doubt a cock would cause skin to tear unless it’s just a lack of lubrication? "
I guess she should listen to her doctor on this one. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"A woman saying she is tight, is the female Equivalent of a bloke saying he’s got 9 inches. What women is going to say ‘to be honest I’m loose as fuck, you aren’t going to go touch the sides, but wave it around a bit and I might feel something!’"
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"A woman saying she is tight, is the female Equivalent of a bloke saying he’s got 9 inches. What women is going to say ‘to be honest I’m loose as fuck, you aren’t going to go touch the sides, but wave it around a bit and I might feel something!’"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A woman saying she is tight, is the female Equivalent of a bloke saying he’s got 9 inches. What women is going to say ‘to be honest I’m loose as fuck, you aren’t going to go touch the sides, but wave it around a bit and I might feel something!’
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I knew who wrote that even before checking |
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By *abs..Woman
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"A woman saying she is tight, is the female Equivalent of a bloke saying he’s got 9 inches. What women is going to say ‘to be honest I’m loose as fuck, you aren’t going to go touch the sides, but wave it around a bit and I might feel something!’
I knew who wrote that even before checking "
And me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
Sex hurts most of the time, went to the doctors and was told I was ‘exceptionally’ tight and to be extremely careful. Men love that....but tearing isn’t fun for me...
Exceptionally tight would usually point toward vaginismus I’d have said; that being muscular rather than it actually being tight skin. You can (generally) give birth, so doubt a cock would cause skin to tear unless it’s just a lack of lubrication? "
I’m glad you doubt it, but then you haven’t experienced it first hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
Sex hurts most of the time, went to the doctors and was told I was ‘exceptionally’ tight and to be extremely careful. Men love that....but tearing isn’t fun for me..."
Not all me. I don't like it too tight |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
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Feel free to let me know what you think of mine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it can manage a sky remote, then it classes as tight, if it can manage a George Foreman grill, not so much "
I tried with my George Foreman grill and now it's stuck. I've tried using a wooden spoon and a Sky remote to get it out and now they're stuck too. |
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"If it can manage a sky remote, then it classes as tight, if it can manage a George Foreman grill, not so much
I tried with my George Foreman grill and now it's stuck. I've tried using a wooden spoon and a Sky remote to get it out and now they're stuck too. "
I'm PADI certified I'll go in after them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it can manage a sky remote, then it classes as tight, if it can manage a George Foreman grill, not so much
I tried with my George Foreman grill and now it's stuck. I've tried using a wooden spoon and a Sky remote to get it out and now they're stuck too.
I'm PADI certified I'll go in after them."
Ta. Make sure Red grabs your ankles. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Once or twice, while flirting with members of the opposite sex, they’ve tried to entice me by mentioning they’ve a tight vagina. How does the said vaginas owner know it’s tight? Just because they’ve been told so or do you just have an inclination?
Feel free to let me know what you think of mine "
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