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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids  "
well I would definitely sit next to you! Gorgeous  x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids Probably  "
It is isn't it!
People assume I want to have polite convo too.
I really don't.
I'm going to have to start scowling and muttering under my breath so everyone gets the fuck away from me!
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
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"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids Probably
It is isn't it!
People assume I want to have polite convo too.
I really don't.
I'm going to have to start scowling and muttering under my breath so everyone gets the fuck away from me!
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That's what I've always liked about you, you're such a people person |
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"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids Probably
It is isn't it!
People assume I want to have polite convo too.
I really don't.
I'm going to have to start scowling and muttering under my breath so everyone gets the fuck away from me!
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If I'm ever on the same bus as you we'll try it out . You can swear at me to your hearts content  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids Probably
It is isn't it!
People assume I want to have polite convo too.
I really don't.
I'm going to have to start scowling and muttering under my breath so everyone gets the fuck away from me!
"
You should do that, you obviously look very approachable. I hate the forced conversations too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids Probably
It is isn't it!
People assume I want to have polite convo too.
I really don't.
I'm going to have to start scowling and muttering under my breath so everyone gets the fuck away from me!
That's what I've always liked about you, you're such a people person "
I don't discriminate I hate everyone equally |
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"Or because you don't look like a nutter, and have a sexy smile?
People are bad judges of character- I'm definitely insane
Aren't we all a little bit insane on here "
Speak for yourself . I'm completely sane in every way |
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"I’m dreading reaching your age
Shut it you!
When the clock strikes midnight on your 44th birthday you will instantly become curmudgeonly "
Not long left to go then before I turn into Victor Meldrew  |
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"I’m dreading reaching your age
Shut it you!
When the clock strikes midnight on your 44th birthday you will instantly become curmudgeonly
Not long left to go then before I turn into Victor Meldrew "
Nothing wrong with that . Hes my hero |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great
So I’m fat and very old now  
- but I'm sure you're much friendlier than me.
And there is no evidence if this fat you speak of "
Hidden well my lovely .... like under my clothes |
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"I’m dreading reaching your age
Shut it you!
When the clock strikes midnight on your 44th birthday you will instantly become curmudgeonly
Not long left to go then before I turn into Victor Meldrew Nothing wrong with that . Hes my hero "
Now I could say ‘I don’t believe it’ but that would be way too corny  |
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"I’m dreading reaching your age
Shut it you!
When the clock strikes midnight on your 44th birthday you will instantly become curmudgeonly
Not long left to go then before I turn into Victor Meldrew Nothing wrong with that . Hes my hero
Now I could say ‘I don’t believe it’ but that would be way too corny "
I nearly did |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"Or because you don't look like a nutter, and have a sexy smile?
People are bad judges of character- I'm definitely insane
Aren't we all a little bit insane on here Speak for yourself . I'm completely sane in every way "
You got a certificate to prove it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I usually suddenly develop a very bad cough, spluttering and hacking everywhere followed by 'I'm so sorry, bad chest infection the antibiotics aren't working'
2.15pm train, Blackpool to Preston last week..worked like a charm x |
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"Or because you don't look like a nutter, and have a sexy smile?
People are bad judges of character- I'm definitely insane
Aren't we all a little bit insane on here Speak for yourself . I'm completely sane in every way
You got a certificate to prove it? "
Fuckadoodledoo Wankmuffins . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or because you don't look like a nutter, and have a sexy smile?
People are bad judges of character- I'm definitely insane
Aren't we all a little bit insane on here Speak for yourself . I'm completely sane in every way "
That’s not true, you’re definitely mad x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids . You just need to start smelling of wee, that’ll keep the feckers away you’re welcome 
Mrs blue eyes  "
Hahaha
Good plan!
I nearly did as the toilets at the train station were out of order!
I had to cross my legs until I got on the train 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now I'm being frozen to death by the aircon 
I'm going to see a mate Oop Noorf
And she treated me to a first class ticket - its lovely and peaceful and spacious and have been around with snacks and drinks and stuff- BUT ITS BLOODY FREEZING
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"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids . You just need to start smelling of wee, that’ll keep the feckers away you’re welcome
Mrs blue eyes
Hahaha
Good plan!
I nearly did as the toilets at the train station were out of order!
I had to cross my legs until I got on the train
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. Ahhhhh I profess you’re not as old as old you claim then dear lady, any normal old lady would have been stood in a puddle in a matter of minutes, unless of course TENA are your friend 
Mrs blue eyes  |
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"Or because you don't look like a nutter, and have a sexy smile?
People are bad judges of character- I'm definitely insane
Aren't we all a little bit insane on here Speak for yourself . I'm completely sane in every way
That’s not true, you’re definitely mad x "
Oi |
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"Now I'm being frozen to death by the aircon
I'm going to see a mate Oop Noorf
And she treated me to a first class ticket - its lovely and peaceful and spacious and have been around with snacks and drinks and stuff- BUT ITS BLOODY FREEZING
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Set fire to the seat opposite. It’s great for warmth and sends a pretty clear message to your fellow passengers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids . You just need to start smelling of wee, that’ll keep the feckers away you’re welcome
Mrs blue eyes
Hahaha
Good plan!
I nearly did as the toilets at the train station were out of order!
I had to cross my legs until I got on the train
. Ahhhhh I profess you’re not as old as old you claim then dear lady, any normal old lady would have been stood in a puddle in a matter of minutes, unless of course TENA are your friend
Mrs blue eyes "
I might start wearing Tena lady on the outside of my clothes and then rip tgem off and start waving them at people if they approach |
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"Now I'm being frozen to death by the aircon
I'm going to see a mate Oop Noorf
And she treated me to a first class ticket - its lovely and peaceful and spacious and have been around with snacks and drinks and stuff- BUT ITS BLOODY FREEZING
"
You really are on one today ain't ya |
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"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids . You just need to start smelling of wee, that’ll keep the feckers away you’re welcome
Mrs blue eyes
Hahaha
Good plan!
I nearly did as the toilets at the train station were out of order!
I had to cross my legs until I got on the train
. Ahhhhh I profess you’re not as old as old you claim then dear lady, any normal old lady would have been stood in a puddle in a matter of minutes, unless of course TENA are your friend
Mrs blue eyes
I might start wearing Tena lady on the outside of my clothes and then rip tgem off and start waving them at people if they approach "
. Now this is a perfect old lady plan you are now definitely officially in ya old lady club
Mrs blue eyes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now I'm being frozen to death by the aircon
I'm going to see a mate Oop Noorf
And she treated me to a first class ticket - its lovely and peaceful and spacious and have been around with snacks and drinks and stuff- BUT ITS BLOODY FREEZING
You really are on one today ain't ya "
Yes well I'm trapped on this train for 2 hours!
It's bloody freezing!
They had better come around with booze soon - it's the only way to warm up!
Bastards |
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"Now I'm being frozen to death by the aircon
I'm going to see a mate Oop Noorf
And she treated me to a first class ticket - its lovely and peaceful and spacious and have been around with snacks and drinks and stuff- BUT ITS BLOODY FREEZING
You really are on one today ain't ya
Yes well I'm trapped on this train for 2 hours!
It's bloody freezing!
They had better come around with booze soon - it's the only way to warm up!
Bastards "
Just talk bollocks to me , I dont mind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think it's because you give off this very warm, friendly, approachable come-and-talk-to-me-or-sit-near-me-and-I-won't-judge-you-vibe. "
Shut it you
It's a good job I've got a brunch G+T or we might fall out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Now I'm being frozen to death by the aircon
I'm going to see a mate Oop Noorf
And she treated me to a first class ticket - its lovely and peaceful and spacious and have been around with snacks and drinks and stuff- BUT ITS BLOODY FREEZING
Set fire to the seat opposite. It’s great for warmth and sends a pretty clear message to your fellow passengers "
I might have to - my nose is going to fall off |
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