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Sex and Corrie !!

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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So apparently ladies, your ideal sexy time is 24 minutes according to a "survey" . Roughly the same amount of time as an episode of Corrie .

I have an idea.

If anyone wants fucking , I will fuck them during Corrie . That way I dont have to watch the fuckin shite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re just too good to be true

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

I’m not arsed for Corrie..... let’s go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So apparently ladies, your ideal sexy time is 24 minutes according to a "survey" . Roughly the same amount of time as an episode of Corrie .

I have an idea.

If anyone wants fucking , I will fuck them during Corrie . That way I dont have to watch the fuckin shite

What if she wants to watch it so she can feel like you're fucking her in the Rovers?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

If any of you lovely ladies prefer the Coronation Street omnibus edition

...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"You’re just too good to be true "
Cant take my eyes off of you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"I’m not arsed for Corrie..... let’s go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"If any of you lovely ladies prefer the Coronation Street omnibus edition

..."

very clever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What happens during the advertisements?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"What happens during the advertisements?! "
Isnt that obvious , that's when the lady gets my beers from the fridge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just set the timer and don't put the telly on..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Just set the timer and don't put the telly on.."
Nah coz that way I have to concentrate on lasting that long

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"So apparently ladies, your ideal sexy time is 24 minutes according to a "survey" . Roughly the same amount of time as an episode of Corrie .

I have an idea.

If anyone wants fucking , I will fuck them during Corrie . That way I dont have to watch the fuckin shite

What if she wants to watch it so she can feel like you're fucking her in the Rovers?"
Then she wouldn't return . Boom Boom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What happens during the advertisements?! Isnt that obvious , that's when the lady gets my beers from the fridge

Silly me ...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"What happens during the advertisements?! Isnt that obvious , that's when the lady gets my beers from the fridge

Silly me ..."
You are forgiven

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

The eye candy is good..Sarah, Alya and Tracy for example.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me and my ex had sex during Mary popping let’s just say it brought a whole new meaning to let’s go fly a kite

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

24 mins wouldn't even cover foreplay! Who are these women?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Me and my ex had sex during Mary popping let’s just say it brought a whole new meaning to let’s go fly a kite

Mrscxxx "
That's Supercalafragalisticexpealadocious

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"24 mins wouldn't even cover foreplay! Who are these women?"
I'll include both sets of adverts then to round it off to half hour

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"The eye candy is good..Sarah, Alya and Tracy for example."
Sorry I've no idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What happens during the advertisements?! "

Isn’t it obvious, She puts the kettle on and makes a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Corrie is a much better option than 24 minutes sex with me. Besides I’d be done while the theme tune was playing if I could actually get it up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So apparently ladies, your ideal sexy time is 24 minutes according to a "survey" . Roughly the same amount of time as an episode of Corrie .

I have an idea.

If anyone wants fucking , I will fuck them during Corrie . That way I dont have to watch the fuckin shite

Ok, I don’t like Corrie neither, so we can not watch it together. But do I get a repeat on plus 1 x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"So apparently ladies, your ideal sexy time is 24 minutes according to a "survey" . Roughly the same amount of time as an episode of Corrie .

I have an idea.

If anyone wants fucking , I will fuck them during Corrie . That way I dont have to watch the fuckin shite

Ok, I don’t like Corrie neither, so we can not watch it together. But do I get a repeat on plus 1 x

"
You want me to repeat too, I'm too old

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Corrie is a much better option than 24 minutes sex with me. Besides I’d be done while the theme tune was playing if I could actually get it up."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So apparently ladies, your ideal sexy time is 24 minutes according to a "survey" . Roughly the same amount of time as an episode of Corrie .

I have an idea.

If anyone wants fucking , I will fuck them during Corrie . That way I dont have to watch the fuckin shite

Ok, I don’t like Corrie neither, so we can not watch it together. But do I get a repeat on plus 1 x

You want me to repeat too, I'm too old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re just too good to be true Cant take my eyes off of you

I’ve noticed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"You’re just too good to be true Cant take my eyes off of you

I’ve noticed

"
You feel like heaven to touch , I wanna hold you so much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How long is the lord of the rings trilogy? I could fuck all the way through it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long is the lord of the rings trilogy? I could fuck all the way through it

"
Go you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"How long is the lord of the rings trilogy? I could fuck all the way through it

"
What ?? Without a break for a Pork Pie or something ??

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Stockport

Plus there’s always catch up tv

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