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If someone did that the meet would be over!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i would have said someone farting while i was rimming them
but that happened and i managed to carry on
how i dunno cos it turns my stomach now
sorry - i know it's early  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flatulating and then making a joke about it. There is nothing funny about a stinky fart, it is rude and I consider it a personal insult when people do it in my vicinity. They might just as well walk up to me and tell me they don't like me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a club once in a private foursome the lady i was with froze completely
Because she was not happy with how her hubby seemed to be enjoying himself with my then partner
She completely stiffened up and was like a bar of steel
I stopped playing straight away and left the room quickly
It was quite upsetting actually but thank goodness its the only time anything like it has ever happened xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a club once in a private foursome the lady i was with froze completely
Because she was not happy with how her hubby seemed to be enjoying himself with my then partner
She completely stiffened up and was like a bar of steel
I stopped playing straight away and left the room quickly
It was quite upsetting actually but thank goodness its the only time anything like it has ever happened xx "
I'd a carried on if Siren was still shagging her other half. I figure, "why miss out, if she's not enjoying it that's her problem" hehehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When i met a man who was full of bulshit and getting on my nerves, he lost his erection then it wouldnt go hard again, so i put on one of my kinky porn films as the last man i met liked it, only this man didnt and kept moaning about it, so i told him i had to go and get my hubbies dnner. |
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"Referring to other women as slags.
Being called a slut doesnt do it for me either. "
yeah, theres only one person who can call me a slut or a whore and thats part of our private dynamic.
i like confidence but not arrogance, so anyone who thinks he can order me instead of suggest or ask.
one guy got taken off my list for being 'disappointed in me' due to something he found out which had no impact on him or on our games...  |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
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Hygiene, poor effort.
One being the mouthpiece for all, discuss, talk through !
One guy that have tried to slip it up her wrong un.
One guy that have tried to slip the nodder off.
Please leave quietly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually there's not much that will have me walk away from a meet. I'll get them told if they do something I don't like but I wouldn't just pull the plug.
Generally a guy will have a fight on his hands if he tries to dom me in any way, but a good play fight can be fun.
Once or twice we've got into things and the guy has been really crap, to which I have feigned illness to save feelings.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually there's not much that will have me walk away from a meet. I'll get them told if they do something I don't like but I wouldn't just pull the plug.
Generally a guy will have a fight on his hands if he tries to dom me in any way, but a good play fight can be fun. "
Mmmmm play fights are fun.... But surely likes and dislikes are sorted out by a telephone conversation before the meet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually there's not much that will have me walk away from a meet. I'll get them told if they do something I don't like but I wouldn't just pull the plug.
Generally a guy will have a fight on his hands if he tries to dom me in any way, but a good play fight can be fun.
Mmmmm play fights are fun.... But surely likes and dislikes are sorted out by a telephone conversation before the meet?"
mmmm yes they can
our likes and dislikes are made quite clear, but we tend to find single guys will say pretty much anything you want to hear... sometimes you can sniff the bullsht, sometimes, like diarrhea, it can slip thru the net hehe xx |
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"Actually there's not much that will have me walk away from a meet. I'll get them told if they do something I don't like but I wouldn't just pull the plug.
Generally a guy will have a fight on his hands if he tries to dom me in any way, but a good play fight can be fun.
Mmmmm play fights are fun.... But surely likes and dislikes are sorted out by a telephone conversation before the meet?"
why i always meet for coffee first, then i can suss out their personality and see if we click, have lust and can communicate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why i always meet for coffee first, then i can suss out their personality and see if we click, have lust and can communicate"
So when are we going for a coffee? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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only time i ended a meet was when i was using my strap on and guy wasnt clean. i just asked him to leave. if they come wanting that they should be clean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the lady of the couple divulged that she had the trots - quick exit! Also, bad hygiene and a lack of respect or no descretion! Z"
Yeah, I would imagine that having the raging squits would be a legitimate reason to cancell a meet........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My worst experience was with a woman who used to like the risk of being caught.
We parked up in a country lane one evening and got down to it, until I got my face about six inches from her pussy and the smell nearly knocked me out.
After that I said I couldn't because I was worried someone would see, which after that pong was half true!
Never saw her again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My worst experience was with a woman who used to like the risk of being caught.
We parked up in a country lane one evening and got down to it, until I got my face about six inches from her pussy and the smell nearly knocked me out.
After that I said I couldn't because I was worried someone would see, which after that pong was half true!
Never saw her again "
Carn't beat them good country smells, can ya... 
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The smell of a dirty hairy pissy flange would deffo tell me to stop n fire her off with a bottle of dettol out the door eeewww lol happened once she reeked i just have her my les dawson curled up face look n pulled her bloomers back up not seen nor heard from her since  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we met a single fem who literally evacuated her bowels and then carried on as if nothing had happened and did it again ewwwwww"
think that would put you off swinging for ever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met a guy once who while we were going at it doggy style came out for a few seconds and entered again. I pulled away to find out he had taken his condom off. I was dressed and out of there in a flash! He tried to stop me saying it must have fallen off. Bullshit! I was not amused.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I met a guy once who while we were going at it doggy style came out for a few seconds and entered again. I pulled away to find out he had taken his condom off. I was dressed and out of there in a flash! He tried to stop me saying it must have fallen off. Bullshit! I was not amused....
yep, i've had that one. unfortunately i didn't catch him in time and he didn't seem to understand why i was so cross!!
2 hours in the clinic the next day cos he was so selfish, and a wait for results
he contacted me about six weeks later for another meet and was very puzzled when i got arsey with him! "
I went straight home and blocked him, I was furious. My profile couldn't be more specific about safe sex and condoms. He was an asshole. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive walked off mind meet a few times sometimes mid shag
i dont like being called such names as slut and whore, i give one warning and if they call it me again i will leave
Rough men, im not a lump of meat, treat my body with the same respect i treat yours or i will walk
i have walked off many times from guys who just want a blow job and a shag, oral aint a one way street and im not just here for your pleasure and i will stop playing with selfish lovers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i did also walk away from a guy i ment in a pub for a drink and after a while of talking over our drinks he told me i wasnt really his type but he had already paid for the room now and didnt want to waste it so asked me if i wanted to go back lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I met a guy once who while we were going at it doggy style came out for a few seconds and entered again. I pulled away to find out he had taken his condom off. I was dressed and out of there in a flash! He tried to stop me saying it must have fallen off. Bullshit! I was not amused....
yep, i've had that one. unfortunately i didn't catch him in time and he didn't seem to understand why i was so cross!!
2 hours in the clinic the next day cos he was so selfish, and a wait for results
he contacted me about six weeks later for another meet and was very puzzled when i got arsey with him! "
i had that in a club, the guy was doing me doggy and he pulled out and tried to go back in, luckly for me someone saw him and tapped me on the shoulder and told me before he got back in |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
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Aggressive behaviour, d*unkenness or badmouthing either of us would throw cold water over the proceedings.
If we wanted that kinda shit we'd have a night on the town.
Its all about fun so why would anyone put up with anything less? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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swearing a lot too
i met a guy not so long back and every other word was a swear word, he just came over as being rougher than a badgers bum lol
i just found it so off putting and common |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep I reckon being overly d*unk on a meet is a bad thing, and that would pull the ripcord for us, but someone elses domestic usually gets us reaching for the kecks n sox too...
Wolf
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I met a guy once who watched too much porn. I believe this to be the case because it was like he had noted everything which happened in modern comercial treat the woman like a whore shite porn.... then tried to act out each position for about 60 seconds... which the odd grunted 'urghhhh, yeah'. The was no natural flow between any of the positions... all which was missing was a director shouting 'cut'. The final straw was the attempt to spit on everything if it wasn't wet enough.
He couldn't understand why I wasn't enjoying it... saying "lots of girls love this".... I replied "yeah on your laptop" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I met a guy once who watched too much porn. I believe this to be the case because it was like he had noted everything which happened in modern comercial treat the woman like a whore shite porn.... then tried to act out each position for about 60 seconds... which the odd grunted 'urghhhh, yeah'. The was no natural flow between any of the positions... all which was missing was a director shouting 'cut'. The final straw was the attempt to spit on everything if it wasn't wet enough.
He couldn't understand why I wasn't enjoying it... saying "lots of girls love this".... I replied "yeah on your laptop" "
lol reminded me of a guy i met who kept standing on the bed for a bj and doing these wierd thrusting movements, i just remember thinking....he watches far to much porn |
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"I met a guy once who watched too much porn. I believe this to be the case because it was like he had noted everything which happened in modern comercial treat the woman like a whore shite porn.... then tried to act out each position for about 60 seconds... which the odd grunted 'urghhhh, yeah'. The was no natural flow between any of the positions... all which was missing was a director shouting 'cut'. The final straw was the attempt to spit on everything if it wasn't wet enough.
He couldn't understand why I wasn't enjoying it... saying "lots of girls love this".... I replied "yeah on your laptop"
lol reminded me of a guy i met who kept standing on the bed for a bj and doing these wierd thrusting movements, i just remember thinking....he watches far to much porn "
They are easy to spot aren't they. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"we met a single fem who literally evacuated her bowels and then carried on as if nothing had happened and did it again ewwwwww"
I sooo want to know...
And then again I dont.... |
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"Leaving me hanging when I go to high five when I jizz.
I would have hi-fived you if you weren't still cupping the jizz in your hand!  "
Yes to be fair trajectory isn't my strong point, I didn't look as hot with my own jizz hanging off my nose did I.  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"we met a single fem who literally evacuated her bowels and then carried on as if nothing had happened and did it again ewwwwww
I sooo want to know...
And then again I dont...."
go on, go on....
I will read the answer looking thro my fingers...  |
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"ok call me stupid
*pauses for the stupid jokes*
but what does evacuated her bowels mean? she went for a shit or farted?
the first"
I thought it meant the fire bell went off and a bunch of people ran out of it..... little people obviously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok call me stupid
*pauses for the stupid jokes*
but what does evacuated her bowels mean? she went for a shit or farted?
the first"
ok call me stupid again but we all go to the loo, why wouldnt you go for a shit then come back like nothing hard happened, i mean nothing had happen really i dont walk round with neon light telling everyone when i go |
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"ok call me stupid
*pauses for the stupid jokes*
but what does evacuated her bowels mean? she went for a shit or farted?
the first
ok call me stupid again but we all go to the loo, why wouldnt you go for a shit then come back like nothing hard happened, i mean nothing had happen really i dont walk round with neon light telling everyone when i go "
bugger
i was hoping to see rainbows and glitter when you went
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok call me stupid
*pauses for the stupid jokes*
but what does evacuated her bowels mean? she went for a shit or farted?
the first
ok call me stupid again but we all go to the loo, why wouldnt you go for a shit then come back like nothing hard happened, i mean nothing had happen really i dont walk round with neon light telling everyone when i go
bugger
i was hoping to see rainbows and glitter when you went
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rose petals dear  |
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ok call me stupid again but we all go to the loo, why wouldnt you go for a shit then come back like nothing hard happened, i mean nothing had happen really i dont walk round with neon light telling everyone when i go "
I know someone who plopped a poo pebble mid orgasm. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"ok call me stupid
*pauses for the stupid jokes*
but what does evacuated her bowels mean? she went for a shit or farted?
the first
ok call me stupid again but we all go to the loo, why wouldnt you go for a shit then come back like nothing hard happened, i mean nothing had happen really i dont walk round with neon light telling everyone when i go "
but Im guessing thats not really what the poster meant...thats why I sort of wanted to know, but sort of dont...
Ill be really disappointed if thats it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ok call me stupid again but we all go to the loo, why wouldnt you go for a shit then come back like nothing hard happened, i mean nothing had happen really i dont walk round with neon light telling everyone when i go
I know someone who plopped a poo pebble mid orgasm."
ok maybe that would put me off lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ok call me stupid
*pauses for the stupid jokes*
but what does evacuated her bowels mean? she went for a shit or farted?
the first
ok call me stupid again but we all go to the loo, why wouldnt you go for a shit then come back like nothing hard happened, i mean nothing had happen really i dont walk round with neon light telling everyone when i go
but Im guessing thats not really what the poster meant...thats why I sort of wanted to know, but sort of dont...
Ill be really disappointed if thats it "
ahhhh ohhh i think im with you now
ok now i need to know too |
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"ok call me stupid
*pauses for the stupid jokes*
but what does evacuated her bowels mean? she went for a shit or farted?
the first
ok call me stupid again but we all go to the loo, why wouldnt you go for a shit then come back like nothing hard happened, i mean nothing had happen really i dont walk round with neon light telling everyone when i go
bugger
i was hoping to see rainbows and glitter when you went
rose petals dear "
if you insist flower
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What would it take for you to just stop and bring a meet to an abrupt end?"
There would be a few things but disrespecting my partner would be at the top of the list. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slagging off her husband whilst he was out the room and telling us her 18 year old step son was a better shag!!!!
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i know what ya mean
i'd have been asking why she had brought a shit shag along when she knew of a better one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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ok call me stupid again but we all go to the loo, why wouldnt you go for a shit then come back like nothing hard happened, i mean nothing had happen really i dont walk round with neon light telling everyone when i go
I know someone who plopped a poo pebble mid orgasm.
ok maybe that would put me off lol"
Especialy if i was rimming her at the time.......... |
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ok call me stupid again but we all go to the loo, why wouldnt you go for a shit then come back like nothing hard happened, i mean nothing had happen really i dont walk round with neon light telling everyone when i go
I know someone who plopped a poo pebble mid orgasm.
ok maybe that would put me off lol
Especialy if i was rimming her at the time.........."
I'm sure you would managed to over look it... apparently it was only a little bunny bob. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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ok call me stupid again but we all go to the loo, why wouldnt you go for a shit then come back like nothing hard happened, i mean nothing had happen really i dont walk round with neon light telling everyone when i go
I know someone who plopped a poo pebble mid orgasm.
ok maybe that would put me off lol
Especialy if i was rimming her at the time..........
I'm sure you would managed to over look it... apparently it was only a little bunny bob."
Coprophilia is distinctly not great.....
I was shagging a girl who let out a bunny drop......not very nice......though (funnily enough) it was only when she had left that I realised what it was.....(must have thought it was fluff from her jeans, or similar......) |
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