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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Banana Boat dessert style
I'd cover you in ice cream, chocolate, and marshmallows, before devouring every delicious mouthful..."
Oh sounds delicious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I am at home if peel it and eat it as mentioned above but if I am.in public I'd peel it and cut into chucks with my hand. I don't want to give men some hard on!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd freeze you inside a hollowed out orange, like classy dessert in a fine eatery....
Stick a waffle in, sprinkle you in hundreds and thousands and use a long handled spoon....
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"I'd freeze you inside a hollowed out orange, like classy dessert in a fine eatery....
Stick a waffle in, sprinkle you in hundreds and thousands and use a long handled spoon....
X"
Oi! Stop trying to outdo my more basic banana boat dessert!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd freeze you inside a hollowed out orange, like classy dessert in a fine eatery....
Stick a waffle in, sprinkle you in hundreds and thousands and use a long handled spoon....
X
Oi! Stop trying to outdo my more basic banana boat dessert! "
Saff did actually threaten to make a sorbet in a frozen fruit for me recently when I was up. Ended up shagging instead.... Can't complain.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas
How about my banana Lexi? 
I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?
It's all fruit....
I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better  "
Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you....   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas
How about my banana Lexi?
I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?
It's all fruit....
I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better
Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you.... "
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"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas
How about my banana Lexi?
I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?
It's all fruit....
I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better
Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you.... "
Is it on YouTube?  |
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"I'd freeze you inside a hollowed out orange, like classy dessert in a fine eatery....
Stick a waffle in, sprinkle you in hundreds and thousands and use a long handled spoon....
X
Oi! Stop trying to outdo my more basic banana boat dessert!
Saff did actually threaten to make a sorbet in a frozen fruit for me recently when I was up. Ended up shagging instead.... Can't complain...."
I'd suggest definitely the better of the two options... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd freeze you inside a hollowed out orange, like classy dessert in a fine eatery....
Stick a waffle in, sprinkle you in hundreds and thousands and use a long handled spoon....
X"
Deal |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas
How about my banana Lexi?
I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?
It's all fruit....
I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better
Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you.... "
Oh my fucking god!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas
How about my banana Lexi?
I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?
It's all fruit....
I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better
Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you....
Oh my fucking god!!!! "
Don't leave us hanging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With my username I guess the method isn't important, just the fact people like banana
Just so you know I love bananas "
And how would you like to take it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With my username I guess the method isn't important, just the fact people like banana
Just so you know I love bananas
And how would you like to take it "
Slowly at first. I like to lick the tip to get the flavour before letting my lips slide down over it and gobbling it all up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With my username I guess the method isn't important, just the fact people like banana
Just so you know I love bananas
And how would you like to take it
Slowly at first. I like to lick the tip to get the flavour before letting my lips slide down over it and gobbling it all up."
Clearly like it with cream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With my username I guess the method isn't important, just the fact people like banana
Just so you know I love bananas
And how would you like to take it
Slowly at first. I like to lick the tip to get the flavour before letting my lips slide down over it and gobbling it all up.
Clearly like it with cream "
Cream is always a plus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas
How about my banana Lexi?
I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?
It's all fruit....
I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better
Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you....
Oh my fucking god!!!! "
Thats what I said when you showed me..... |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas
How about my banana Lexi?
I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?
It's all fruit....
I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better
Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you....
Oh my fucking god!!!!
Thats what I said when you showed me..... "
Nob head!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas
How about my banana Lexi?
I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?
It's all fruit....
I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better
Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you....
Oh my fucking god!!!!
Thats what I said when you showed me.....
Nob head!!! "
You love me! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hold on. Does the banana conform to regulations. Is it comparable to a cucumber? What is the curvature? Does it have to have a certain straightness?
There could be problems over colour? It starts out green, then yellow, then brown, then black, but inside stays white. What is going on there? I smell a conspiracy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hold on. Does the banana conform to regulations. Is it comparable to a cucumber? What is the curvature? Does it have to have a certain straightness?
There could be problems over colour? It starts out green, then yellow, then brown, then black, but inside stays white. What is going on there? I smell a conspiracy."
Gave me a giggle |
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