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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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Yet another product with slick advertising to make women feel they will lose their man (the way it's written suggests you're trying to keep a man).
What's wrong with the good old, utterly unnecessary, pineapple juice?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Is it just pineapple juice? Pineapple contains enzymes that will cook your flesh."
This is a tablet that is being marketed to make women's vulvas taste nice for their men and stop them straying to another vulva.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it just pineapple juice? Pineapple contains enzymes that will cook your flesh.
This is a tablet that is being marketed to make women's vulvas taste nice for their men and stop them straying to another vulva.
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Oh purleeeze! You jest? |
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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago
Manchester |
"Secretion sweetener" just makes it sound all the more alluring doesn't it.
I wonder how the product was tested... hmmmm
But whatever next eh. Never needed vagina products of any kind myself. Like you say, OP utterly unnecessary.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Is it just pineapple juice? Pineapple contains enzymes that will cook your flesh.
This is a tablet that is being marketed to make women's vulvas taste nice for their men and stop them straying to another vulva.
Oh purleeeze! You jest?"
I wish.
Half-clad women 'quoted' as using it to provide a delicious taste for their men to keep them coming (and cumming, one assumes) back.
Look up the ads.
This, and the Japenese high heels story, has made me a tad tetchy this week.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
""Secretion sweetener" just makes it sound all the more alluring doesn't it.
I wonder how the product was tested... hmmmm
But whatever next eh. Never needed vagina products of any kind myself. Like you say, OP utterly unnecessary.
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I placed an order as soon as I saw the blurb. 
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"Yet another product with slick advertising to make women feel they will lose their man (the way it's written suggests you're trying to keep a man).
What's wrong with the good old, utterly unnecessary, pineapple juice?
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Yes, I saw this. Only £24 a jar ladies! Absolutely ridiculous product aimed at giving you another paranoia you didn't want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Secretion sweetener" just makes it sound all the more alluring doesn't it.
I wonder how the product was tested... hmmmm
But whatever next eh. Never needed vagina products of any kind myself. Like you say, OP utterly unnecessary.
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Testing was quite challenging but I’m glad they didn’t go for the grilled sardines flavour in the end. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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""Secretion sweetener" just makes it sound all the more alluring doesn't it.
I wonder how the product was tested... hmmmm
But whatever next eh. Never needed vagina products of any kind myself. Like you say, OP utterly unnecessary.
Testing was quite challenging but I’m glad they didn’t go for the grilled sardines flavour in the end."
Grilled sardines taste awesome! The snell is another matter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yet another product with slick advertising to make women feel they will lose their man (the way it's written suggests you're trying to keep a man).
What's wrong with the good old, utterly unnecessary, pineapple juice?
Yes, I saw this. Only £24 a jar ladies! Absolutely ridiculous product aimed at giving you another paranoia you didn't want."
Only! I'll have to cash in all my birthdays and xmases to relieve the paranoia about Betty the sweaty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Secretion sweetener" just makes it sound all the more alluring doesn't it.
I wonder how the product was tested... hmmmm
But whatever next eh. Never needed vagina products of any kind myself. Like you say, OP utterly unnecessary.
Testing was quite challenging but I’m glad they didn’t go for the grilled sardines flavour in the end.
Grilled sardines taste awesome! The snell is another matter "
You can have my share! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They've had a similar product on the market aimed at men for a while, predominantly aimed at gay guys. Obviously straight men couldn't give a damn if their cum tastes nice for their female partners...
Tea |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
""Secretion sweetener" just makes it sound all the more alluring doesn't it.
I wonder how the product was tested... hmmmm
But whatever next eh. Never needed vagina products of any kind myself. Like you say, OP utterly unnecessary.
Testing was quite challenging but I’m glad they didn’t go for the grilled sardines flavour in the end."
I so glad the product was thoroughly tested. It's just unfortunate that one of the side effects appears to be a loss of self-worth and pride. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"They've had a similar product on the market aimed at men for a while, predominantly aimed at gay guys. Obviously straight men couldn't give a damn if their cum tastes nice for their female partners...
Tea"
The 'butch' marketing for straight men can only be a waiting for the Christmas market... when women will buy it for them.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"My wife used to use it, it made her vagina taste like a jamaican gent had cum inside her... which was nice! Never did find out where she bought the tablets from..."
That seems a very specific flavour.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What about lesbians. No such thing.
Women really need to pay more attention to what the menfolk want. Thank goodness for Donald Trump and his followers. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What about lesbians. No such thing.
Women really need to pay more attention to what the menfolk want. Thank goodness for Donald Trump and his followers. "
They might do a Pride Month labelled version for the lesbians.  |
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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago
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""Secretion sweetener" just makes it sound all the more alluring doesn't it.
I wonder how the product was tested... hmmmm
But whatever next eh. Never needed vagina products of any kind myself. Like you say, OP utterly unnecessary.
Testing was quite challenging but I’m glad they didn’t go for the grilled sardines flavour in the end.
I so glad the product was thoroughly tested. It's just unfortunate that one of the side effects appears to be a loss of self-worth and pride."
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