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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll send you a face picture. It either makes people smile or block me. Either way you're onto a winner.
Or, I can offer you a doughnut.
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can I have doughnut too pretty please?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina?.... The fridge doesn't make a noise when you pull the meat out."
True. I wouldn’t expect the vagina to be that cold or have a light in it too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll send you a face picture. It either makes people smile or block me. Either way you're onto a winner.
Or, I can offer you a doughnut.
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I like your face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once tried to entice a cat by the bins at work in the dark for a good 10 mins to be friends with me. Was doing the kissy noise thing and everything. I could vaguely see it jumping around and it wasn't interested in me at all so I thought I'd need to get closer to get the message through I wanted to give it a fuss and make a new buddy.
I got closer and closer, finally I got close enough to discover the cat was a McDonalds balloon bouncing around in the wind.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once tried to entice a cat by the bins at work in the dark for a good 10 mins to be friends with me. Was doing the kissy noise thing and everything. I could vaguely see it jumping around and it wasn't interested in me at all so I thought I'd need to get closer to get the message through I wanted to give it a fuss and make a new buddy.
I got closer and closer, finally I got close enough to discover the cat was a McDonalds balloon bouncing around in the wind.
P"
Did you take it home? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina?.... The fridge doesn't make a noise when you pull the meat out.
True. I wouldn’t expect the vagina to be that cold or have a light in it too."
I am so tempted to see if I can make a pressure operated light come on and off.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina?.... The fridge doesn't make a noise when you pull the meat out.
True. I wouldn’t expect the vagina to be that cold or have a light in it too.
I am so tempted to see if I can make a pressure operated light come on and off.
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I’ll help test it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina?.... The fridge doesn't make a noise when you pull the meat out.
True. I wouldn’t expect the vagina to be that cold or have a light in it too.
I am so tempted to see if I can make a pressure operated light come on and off.
haha  . ... Now that I'd love to see .... Going down to lick a girl out and she spreads her legs open and a light starts shining ...   "
If the bulb goes on top of the clit, I may finally find one. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina?.... The fridge doesn't make a noise when you pull the meat out.
True. I wouldn’t expect the vagina to be that cold or have a light in it too.
I am so tempted to see if I can make a pressure operated light come on and off.
haha . ... Now that I'd love to see .... Going down to lick a girl out and she spreads her legs open and a light starts shining ...
If the bulb goes on top of the clit, I may finally find one."
I don't think my labial tissue has muscles. I'm not sure how to test this.
Another thread had someone buying small electrical equipment from China for projects. I might need to get them involved. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once tried to entice a cat by the bins at work in the dark for a good 10 mins to be friends with me. Was doing the kissy noise thing and everything. I could vaguely see it jumping around and it wasn't interested in me at all so I thought I'd need to get closer to get the message through I wanted to give it a fuss and make a new buddy.
I got closer and closer, finally I got close enough to discover the cat was a McDonalds balloon bouncing around in the wind.
P
Did you take it home?"
I was tempted.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina?.... The fridge doesn't make a noise when you pull the meat out.
True. I wouldn’t expect the vagina to be that cold or have a light in it too.
I am so tempted to see if I can make a pressure operated light come on and off.
haha . ... Now that I'd love to see .... Going down to lick a girl out and she spreads her legs open and a light starts shining ...
If the bulb goes on top of the clit, I may finally find one.
I don't think my labial tissue has muscles. I'm not sure how to test this.
Another thread had someone buying small electrical equipment from China for projects. I might need to get them involved."
shining bright like a diamond by Rihanna springs to mind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"J'ai des valises sous les yeux qui ferait démissionner un bagagiste.
L'ironie c'est que être au chômage ça me travaille.
-Davodka-"
On dirait du Desproges. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!You'd stand a chance of winning a Mr Wet t-shirt competition..happy?  "
Depends: what’s the prize? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Another one who needs cheering up, oh dear and with weekend looming!
Tell you what, I'll send a pic of my right knee
No need to thank "
You could have shaved your legs before  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another one who needs cheering up, oh dear and with weekend looming!
Tell you what, I'll send a pic of my right knee
No need to thank
You could have shaved your legs before "
What can I say, I'm a child of the earth... Natural the whole way  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Another one who needs cheering up, oh dear and with weekend looming!
Tell you what, I'll send a pic of my right knee
No need to thank
You could have shaved your legs before
What can I say, I'm a child of the earth... Natural the whole way "
A true hippy, free love and all? |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
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"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!
Would that really be anything?
I give you carte blanche!"
Ooh, I didn’t think you were so keen on the idea of me holding the reins last time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another one who needs cheering up, oh dear and with weekend looming!
Tell you what, I'll send a pic of my right knee
No need to thank
You could have shaved your legs before
What can I say, I'm a child of the earth... Natural the whole way
A true hippy, free love and all?"
Sure, sure.... With the carefully selected |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!
Would that really be anything?
I give you carte blanche!
Ooh, I didn’t think you were so keen on the idea of me holding the reins last time "
Curiosity got the best of me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!
Would that really be anything?
I give you carte blanche!
Ooh, I didn’t think you were so keen on the idea of me holding the reins last time
Curiosity got the best of me!"
Aww naked, wet cuddles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!
Would that really be anything?
I give you carte blanche!
Ooh, I didn’t think you were so keen on the idea of me holding the reins last time
Curiosity got the best of me!
Aww naked, wet cuddles "
Hold that thought, I’ll remind you in a bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!
Would that really be anything?
I give you carte blanche!
Ooh, I didn’t think you were so keen on the idea of me holding the reins last time
Curiosity got the best of me!
Aww naked, wet cuddles
Hold that thought, I’ll remind you in a bit."
Oh I'll remind you |
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