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Things you’ve learnt about the opposite sex
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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you didn’t know before you joined Fab ?
I’ve learnt that women love the CAPS LOCK button and they all keep a dildo in a draw by the bed, without exception. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Beautiful male (and female, but this is about opposites) bodies don't always equate to beautiful men.
There is an expectation for the me to accommodate.
When you find a good one it's worth stroking their ego a little to produce a nice hard and strong erection.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you call a woman ‘babe’ or ‘hun’ your guaranteed a shag.
Or with some women you would be guaranteed not to get one!  "
Are those few that it does work on you use ‘darling’ |
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That women generally aren't able to accurately assess relitively small lengths in either imperial or metric.
"Wow, how big is it?!". "Just over average; 6-7 inches". "Oh wow, that's much bigger than my ex's and he was 9 inches!". "Oh right! Thanks love!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That almost exclusively, once they get to know me, they’d rather have me as a friend than a sexual partner.
I’m trying to change that trend, but I’ve always been overly optimistic  |
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"That women generally aren't able to accurately assess relitively small lengths in either imperial or metric.
"Wow, how big is it?!". "Just over average; 6-7 inches". "Oh wow, that's much bigger than my ex's and he was 9 inches!". "Oh right! Thanks love!"
:D "
The 1 potato, 2 potato method works for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That women generally aren't able to accurately assess relitively small lengths in either imperial or metric.
"Wow, how big is it?!". "Just over average; 6-7 inches". "Oh wow, that's much bigger than my ex's and he was 9 inches!". "Oh right! Thanks love!"
:D
The 1 potato, 2 potato method works for me "
New potatoes? |
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"If you call a woman ‘babe’ or ‘hun’ your guaranteed a shag.
Or with some women you would be guaranteed not to get one!
Are those few that it does work on you use ‘darling’ "
I find filthy slut works better for me  |
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"That women generally aren't able to accurately assess relitively small lengths in either imperial or metric.
"Wow, how big is it?!". "Just over average; 6-7 inches". "Oh wow, that's much bigger than my ex's and he was 9 inches!". "Oh right! Thanks love!"
:D
The 1 potato, 2 potato method works for me
New potatoes?"
Hmmmm I was thinking more of jackets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That women generally aren't able to accurately assess relitively small lengths in either imperial or metric.
"Wow, how big is it?!". "Just over average; 6-7 inches". "Oh wow, that's much bigger than my ex's and he was 9 inches!". "Oh right! Thanks love!"
:D
The 1 potato, 2 potato method works for me
New potatoes?
Hmmmm I was thinking more of jackets "
1/2 a baked potato then |
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"That women generally aren't able to accurately assess relitively small lengths in either imperial or metric.
"Wow, how big is it?!". "Just over average; 6-7 inches". "Oh wow, that's much bigger than my ex's and he was 9 inches!". "Oh right! Thanks love!"
:D
The 1 potato, 2 potato method works for me
New potatoes?
Hmmmm I was thinking more of jackets
1/2 a baked potato then "
Is better than no potato at all |
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That tape measures are redundant as are rulers. Cock size on here should be listed as the equivalent real life object
Xlarge=subway sandwich footlong
Large = pint can
Above average= sky remote
Any cocks without said real life item measure should be assumed to be average or smaller!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you call a woman ‘babe’ or ‘hun’ your guaranteed a shag.
Who told you that? I would delete straight away.  "
Babe 100% of the time it works all the time. Trust me hun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Multiple orgasms
Nymphos exist
Bisexual is a real thing
They love cake and popcorn
Im attractive to some of them
Squirting is real
They hate being called hun or babe but love to call others hun or babe
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That women generally aren't able to accurately assess relitively small lengths in either imperial or metric.
"Wow, how big is it?!". "Just over average; 6-7 inches". "Oh wow, that's much bigger than my ex's and he was 9 inches!". "Oh right! Thanks love!"
:D
The 1 potato, 2 potato method works for me
New potatoes?
Hmmmm I was thinking more of jackets
1/2 a baked potato then
Is better than no potato at all "
Only just. It’s a bit squished |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Multiple orgasms
Nymphos exist
Bisexual is a real thing
They love cake and popcorn
Im attractive to some of them
Squirting is real
They hate being called hun or babe but love to call others hun or babe
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Did you not know women could have multiple orgasms before fab? |
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"If you call a woman ‘babe’ or ‘hun’ your guaranteed a shag.
Who told you that? I would delete straight away.
Babe 100% of the time it works all the time. Trust me hun"
The little darlin knows this, she’s playing hard to get.  |
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"That only 2% of women like chunky men.. . And not one lives near  "
I can confirm that none are currently residing in or around the Manchester area either mate. Just in case you were thinking of moving house. Ha ha or maybe they’re just avoiding me |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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I'm still clueless about the opposite sex.
Which is probably why I spend a lot of time having the opposite off sex.
Although since joing Fab I have learned a few things about my own sex.
For example did you know that 46% of men are sexually aroused by their Sky remote control unit ? |
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"That women generally aren't able to accurately assess relitively small lengths in either imperial or metric.
"Wow, how big is it?!". "Just over average; 6-7 inches". "Oh wow, that's much bigger than my ex's and he was 9 inches!". "Oh right! Thanks love!"
:D "
£10 guide is mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That almost exclusively, once they get to know me, they’d rather have me as a friend than a sexual partner.
I’m trying to change that trend, but I’ve always been overly optimistic "
Start calling then hun or babe, gaurantee that'll change.... Blame Mr.Mysterique if not tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you didn’t know before you joined Fab ?
I’ve learnt that women love the CAPS LOCK button and they all keep a dildo in a draw by the bed, without exception. "
That some women have a dildo in the bed next to them. Their husband  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Multiple orgasms
Nymphos exist
Bisexual is a real thing
They love cake and popcorn
Im attractive to some of them
Squirting is real
They hate being called hun or babe but love to call others hun or babe
Did you not know women could have multiple orgasms before fab?"
nope not a clue ex was a 1 and done girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Multiple orgasms
Nymphos exist
Bisexual is a real thing
They love cake and popcorn
Im attractive to some of them
Squirting is real
They hate being called hun or babe but love to call others hun or babe
Did you not know women could have multiple orgasms before fab? nope not a clue ex was a 1 and done girl"
hell i didnt know i could cum more than once before fab |
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"That almost exclusively, once they get to know me, they’d rather have me as a friend than a sexual partner.
I’m trying to change that trend, but I’ve always been overly optimistic
Start calling then hun or babe, gaurantee that'll change.... Blame Mr.Mysterique if not tho "
Hey, don’t give all my tips away. I’ve a strike rate of 1.75% using this technique which I’m very proud of  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They probably really aren't listening after the first sentence or two. Even if the eyes are willing the brain has long switched to something else "
What was the second bit again?
Tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They probably really aren't listening after the first sentence or two. Even if the eyes are willing the brain has long switched to something else
What was the second bit again?
Tea"
it was all about lovely boobs. Everything is boobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If they ever say "I'm fine" run hide just get out of there....
They can always find that invisible crack in the ceiling at just the wrong moment....
They always want what they want....until they get it.... |
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"That only 2% of women like chunky men.. . And not one lives near
I can confirm that none are currently residing in or around the Manchester area either mate. Just in case you were thinking of moving house. Ha ha or maybe they’re just avoiding me "
Ha ha not true just saying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve learned that I’m much better than women at chess.
Yeah, that's because you've not played one good at it yet."
I used to think that until I discovered that they just let us win so we'll be in a good mood afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've learnt that I will never understand men... But not to worry about it.. "
To be honest I think men are much easier to understand and suss out than women. Women even baffle me! x |
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"I've learnt that I will never understand men... But not to worry about it..
To be honest I think men are much easier to understand and suss out than women. Women even baffle me! x "
Ahhh Well I would totally agree with that... Sometimes i don't even understand me and shout at myself x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you didn’t know before you joined Fab ?
I’ve learnt that women love the CAPS LOCK button and they all keep a dildo in a draw by the bed, without exception. "
they are all bigger knobs than me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men frequently use the adjective cute.
Only when appropriate
It's acceptable when describing baby animals, not people. "
Even worse when they say :you have a cute cock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men frequently use the adjective cute.
Only when appropriate
It's acceptable when describing baby animals, not people.
Even worse when they say :you have a cute cock "
I say that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men frequently use the adjective cute.
Only when appropriate
It's acceptable when describing baby animals, not people.
Even worse when they say :you have a cute cock
I say that lol "
Unfriended ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men frequently use the adjective cute.
Only when appropriate
It's acceptable when describing baby animals, not people.
Even worse when they say :you have a cute cock
I say that lol
Unfriended ! "
Only coz I never said it about yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men frequently use the adjective cute.
Only when appropriate
It's acceptable when describing baby animals, not people.
Even worse when they say :you have a cute cock
I say that lol
Unfriended !
Only coz I never said it about yours "
Glad you never !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men frequently use the adjective cute.
Only when appropriate
It's acceptable when describing baby animals, not people.
Even worse when they say :you have a cute cock
I say that lol
Unfriended !
Only coz I never said it about yours
Glad you never !! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you call a man sexy he automatically thinks his luck is in"
If you even reply to a message in any positive sense, he thinks his luck is in... Even when their first sentence was "I know you're not meeting" |
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"you didn’t know before you joined Fab ?
I’ve learnt that women love the CAPS LOCK button and they all keep a dildo in a draw by the bed, without exception. "
WE DONT ALL HAVE A DILDO BY OUR BED SOME IF US PREFER A CLIT VIBRATOR CLOSE AT HAND
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"you didn’t know before you joined Fab ?
I’ve learnt that women love the CAPS LOCK button and they all keep a dildo in a draw by the bed, without exception.
WE DONT ALL HAVE A DILDO BY OUR BED SOME IF US PREFER A CLIT VIBRATOR CLOSE AT HAND
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Lol |
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"Some men have big egos .... very big egos! ( nope that’s not a euphemism) us women quick deflate said ego
Amusing to watch in the forums! "
I just don't get why some chaps feel the need for such an over inflated ego... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lot of men think being a sexual woman equates to having a desire to fuck literally anyone.....These sorts of men are also very fragile creatures who can't handle "rude" women |
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"Some men have big egos .... very big egos! ( nope that’s not a euphemism) us women quick deflate said ego
Amusing to watch in the forums!
I just don't get why some chaps feel the need for such an over inflated ego..."
Nor do I Girthy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a more serious note...I've learnt men don't give as much of a shit about dress sizes and cellulite as we think they do.
Now that is true! "
mmmmmmm larger women are just more attractive |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a more serious note...I've learnt men don't give as much of a shit about dress sizes and cellulite as we think they do."
I care about dress sizes. I don't want one that doesn't fit me  |
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