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If tomorrow you woke up as the opposite sex
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"Start rabbiting on inanely about all sorts of shit to anyone within earshot.
Ben
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Its lucky you've woken up as a woman else I think your testicles may be in danger from your Other Half aftet that comment lol |
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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago
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If I woke up as the opposite sex it would not be a case of what the first thing I would do but what would be the first thing my wife would do with me.  It would be like all her Christmases have come at once.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Start rabbiting on inanely about all sorts of shit to anyone within earshot.
Ben
Its lucky you've woken up as a woman else I think your testicles may be in danger from your Other Half aftet that comment lol"
Nah ....she’d just rabbit on inanely about all sorts of shit right back at me!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I woke up as the opposite sex it would not be a case of what the first thing I would do but what would be the first thing my wife would do with me. It would be like all her Christmases have come at once. "
Mmmm if hubs woke up as a female that would be mmmmmmm
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I'd suppose I'd have to go out and spend a fortune on all them lady products. I was born to be a man, my school of economics could never be done with buying all that crazy crap women are expected to buy and spend hours applying, inserting and subsequently removing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d post lots of arty pics of my new bits and post teasing status updates. Then do a mass delete on all incoming messages then post a thread on the forum saying how bad guys are for not reading my profile and all guys are dicks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd think "fckinell, this is the 50th time this has happened to me since Christmas".
Then I'd just go down the shop to buy this month's copy of Cosmo...and probably pick up some milk and eggs while I was there. |
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I would set up my new female profile and make outlandish demands that can only be met by 0.1% of the male population.
Then sit and with my finger hovering over the block button prepare to reject message after message.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would set up my new female profile and make outlandish demands that can only be met by 0.1% of the male population.
Then sit and with my finger hovering over the block button prepare to reject message after message.
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Witch is?? |
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