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Slightly off thread but it reminded me of a funny story. A friend and his wife were in Paris for the weekend. He was laying in bed and much to his pleasant surprise got an erection, she was out on the balcony.
“Joan quick, get in here”. She replied “I’m looking at the Eiffel Tower”. “Get in here, that’ll still be there in the morning”! |
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Sit on my face and pedal my ears.
Sit on my face untill I turn blue.
Sit on my face and tickle my tounge
Only ever used one twice I had a slap and I pulled so it's a 50% chance  |
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"u know you could shut me up, fancy it
and yeah i used this  "
Haha you had me at “u”!!! 
But to answer your question, my last meet was anything to go by, we had a nice conversation then she stood up, grabbed my hand and took me to the bedroom, no words needed. So I suppose my line is to let her lead lol  |
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"If I were to toss a coin, what are the chances I’d get head? ??
actually i like that  "
Always to be followed up with “what if I guarantee you get tails first?”... certainly a game I’d like to play! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If I were to toss a coin, what are the chances I’d get head? ??
actually i like that
Always to be followed up with “what if I guarantee you get tails first?”... certainly a game I’d like to play!"
i've asked a guy who i was flirting with. fancy a fuck and was a great few meets that lasted...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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i've asked a guy who i was flirting with. fancy a fuck and was a great few meets that lasted...
Haha I need to find people like you to flirt with! "
ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wanna do me a favour???
how could that possibly not work
Saved only for those that are crafted by the gods themselves of course "
if i was going out the weekend. i would try this |
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"Love the OP entry ha!
The only one I've ever heard is nice legs... they'd look better around me though "
You win today’s word is legs
Come over here and let’s spread the word |
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"My old chat up line back in the day used to be "What would happen if I asked you to fuck me?"
It had a very high sucess rate..."
Directness I find always works best, most men don’t understand subtleness |
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"My old chat up line back in the day used to be "What would happen if I asked you to fuck me?"
It had a very high sucess rate...
Directness I find always works best, most men don’t understand subtleness "
If I was feeling demure I'd vary it a bit with "What would happen if I kissed you?"
Hahaha memories |
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