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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Often my grumpy cat will follow someone out of the frontdoor but doesn't venture outside through the porch door. Especially when it's raining. He just sits in the porch. He's really scary so I don't want to physically move him... any suggestions? I've tried coaxing him with treats etc. But he just stares at me swishing his tail from side to side (I think that means he's angry).
Is it acceptable to just leave him there? How long for?
Any pussy removal experts? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Through a cucumber at him... He'll move by himself
Cats are afraid of cucumber for some reasons "
So I tried this. Not entirely successful. All I have is a more grumpy cat and a hungry child... quick question does it have to be a whole cucumber? Because cucumber sandwiches don't work! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Through a cucumber at him... He'll move by himself
Cats are afraid of cucumber for some reasons
So I tried this. Not entirely successful. All I have is a more grumpy cat and a hungry child... quick question does it have to be a whole cucumber? Because cucumber sandwiches don't work!"
It has to be a whole one. An unaltered one too. Check videos on YouTube. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"They normally respond to a good kick up the arse.
Ps - I love cats by the way."
I'm not getting close enough to do that. He once launched an attack on my leg because I dared to stand near him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Have you tried tempting him with a piece of string?
Failing that you need a pine cone I had cats when I was little and they used to literally freak out and run away spitting  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Often my grumpy cat will follow someone out of the frontdoor but doesn't venture outside through the porch door. Especially when it's raining. He just sits in the porch. He's really scary so I don't want to physically move him... any suggestions? I've tried coaxing him with treats etc. But he just stares at me swishing his tail from side to side (I think that means he's angry).
Is it acceptable to just leave him there? How long for?
Any pussy removal experts?"
Shut the door and leave him in there. |
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Boot+cat=problem solved.
Honestly cat owners boggle my mind, i wouldn't let a human dictate my behaviour in my own home never mind a furry little shitbag who was scared of the outside.
Why anyone invites anything into there home that given half the chance would eat them/poop on them is beyond me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boot+cat=problem solved.
Honestly cat owners boggle my mind, i wouldn't let a human dictate my behaviour in my own home never mind a furry little shitbag who was scared of the outside.
Why anyone invites anything into there home that given half the chance would eat them/poop on them is beyond me. "
And the companionship and affection that they can lavish upon their owners will also be lost on you. But that's the choices we make  |
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"Boot+cat=problem solved.
Honestly cat owners boggle my mind, i wouldn't let a human dictate my behaviour in my own home never mind a furry little shitbag who was scared of the outside.
Why anyone invites anything into there home that given half the chance would eat them/poop on them is beyond me.
And the companionship and affection that they can lavish upon their owners will also be lost on you. But that's the choices we make "
So basically a narcissistic sociopath running around your house? I have two children I'm all covered in that department. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boot+cat=problem solved.
Honestly cat owners boggle my mind, i wouldn't let a human dictate my behaviour in my own home never mind a furry little shitbag who was scared of the outside.
Why anyone invites anything into there home that given half the chance would eat them/poop on them is beyond me.
And the companionship and affection that they can lavish upon their owners will also be lost on you. But that's the choices we make
So basically a narcissistic sociopath running around your house? I have two children I'm all covered in that department. "
You've confirmed my choice on cats over kids  |
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"Boot+cat=problem solved.
Honestly cat owners boggle my mind, i wouldn't let a human dictate my behaviour in my own home never mind a furry little shitbag who was scared of the outside.
Why anyone invites anything into there home that given half the chance would eat them/poop on them is beyond me.
And the companionship and affection that they can lavish upon their owners will also be lost on you. But that's the choices we make
So basically a narcissistic sociopath running around your house? I have two children I'm all covered in that department.
You've confirmed my choice on cats over kids "
A cat can't wipe your chin when you have dribbled your soup or empty your wee bottles in those "golden years" upstairs for thinking, downstairs for dancing |
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