I can't vouch for these..,  .,...lol
1. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
2. I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.
3. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
4. One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
5. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
6. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
7. Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
8. Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?
9. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
10. The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
11. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
12. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
13. I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you. |
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