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shows ya how memorable it was i cant remember. i was too concerned that my daughter had gone to a party at the christian church and her grandparents had left her with strangers for two days without telling me. biggest perverts infaltrate the churchs and they had left a 10 year old with complete strangers that i didnt know. wanted to shove their pole and flags up their happy arses at the time |
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"Remember your first orgasm of the new millennium...was it on the night or
when you recovered a few days later ..
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Are you 'avin a laugh.... it's 2009. I can't remember what I did 9 feckin weeks ago! |
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"Remember your first orgasm of the new millennium...was it on the night or
when you recovered a few days later ..
mmmmmh me thinks you would remember word for word and picture for picture
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Are you 'avin a laugh.... it's 2009. I can't remember what I did 9 feckin weeks ago!"
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"u remember urs mr x???? "
yeah i do ..the millenium eve was a black out zone for me from 6 till 8 the next morning..so i remember it was 3 days later so it was on or around 3 jan night time and i just cant remember who with ...but it did happen honest ...pmsl |
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"u lovely ladies must b picking the wrong guys!!!!! lol  contact me if required............... "
already fookin did but you were playing cricket....god how yer hate a man playing with balls |
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" mmmmmh me thinks you would remember word for word and picture for picture
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Of which shag was when? lol Not a chance.
But when it comes to what other people say, do etc.... ahhhh the detail never fades - just can't put dates to it (without checking)  |
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" mmmmmh me thinks you would remember word for word and picture for picture
Of which shag was when? lol Not a chance.
But when it comes to what other people say, do etc.... ahhhh the detail never fades - just can't put dates to it (without checking) "
but dont they say polo a picture paints a thousand words.....fookin posh or wot  |
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"u luv to play with mens balls jan!!!!! no cricket next time i promise just fun all the way "
ah you tickle me when you call me by my christian name. pussy to you arsewipe. you will bend over and take what is kindly give with a strap on. lol |
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"u remember urs mr x????
yeah i do ..the millenium eve was a black out zone for me from 6 till 8 the next morning..so i remember it was 3 days later so it was on or around 3 jan night time and i just cant remember who with ...but it did happen honest ...pmsl "
I can tell you where I was at midnight to see in 2000... and at which point on the walk home I started to sober up... and how fucking cold I suddenly realised it was lol.... no idea who the first romp of that year was with or who I did during the whole of that year lol |
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" mmmmmh me thinks you would remember word for word and picture for picture
Of which shag was when? lol Not a chance.
But when it comes to what other people say, do etc.... ahhhh the detail never fades - just can't put dates to it (without checking) "
unusual for you ...you have a photographic memory dont you ??? |
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" mmmmmh me thinks you would remember word for word and picture for picture
Of which shag was when? lol Not a chance.
But when it comes to what other people say, do etc.... ahhhh the detail never fades - just can't put dates to it (without checking)
but dont they say polo a picture paints a thousand words.....fookin posh or wot "
It depends if it is your picture or not lol |
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" mmmmmh me thinks you would remember word for word and picture for picture
Of which shag was when? lol Not a chance.
But when it comes to what other people say, do etc.... ahhhh the detail never fades - just can't put dates to it (without checking)
unusual for you ...you have a photographic memory dont you ???"
I can't do date - I can't tell you what year I started my current job (not without actually working it out and I only know how long I've been there because we get a letter eah year telling us lol) I can't tell you when I left school, what year I got my first job, when I got my first degree or even how many weeks my dad has been in hospital.... can't do dates. Everything esle
Oh and I struggle with names too. |
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" mmmmmh me thinks you would remember word for word and picture for picture
Of which shag was when? lol Not a chance.
But when it comes to what other people say, do etc.... ahhhh the detail never fades - just can't put dates to it (without checking)
but dont they say polo a picture paints a thousand words.....fookin posh or wot
It depends if it is your picture or not lol"
mmmmh well i assure you the pictures on my profile are defo of my big fat arse. i just hope no one wants to take the credit for them. and as far as the tits, well my tits come with their very own bar code so i can argue the toss if someone tries to see there theirs. |
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I can only relate to the best time ever really.
a guy i met and we had the most amazing afternoon.
i was in heaven and altho had nice times since, nothing compares to that afternoon |
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"no problem jan( i mean pussy) lol lol "
so you wanting to meet pussy's pussy ahem cough cough. well i am coughing actually after catching germs off loads of strange peops at barnsley. ffs they must wear a mask when they kiss me and go down on me in future |
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"no problem jan( i mean pussy) lol lol
so you wanting to meet pussy's pussy ahem cough cough. well i am coughing actually after catching germs off loads of strange peops at barnsley. ffs they must wear a mask when they kiss me and go down on me in future"
I told ya before not to use a oil drum for a jacuzzi....  |
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I can't remember my first orgasm of the millenium but I do remember copious amounts of B52s
I also remember dancing on the table and doing millenium moonies  |
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"I can't remember my first orgasm of the millenium but I do remember copious amounts of B52s
I also remember dancing on the table and doing millenium moonies "
 You are a dark horse!! But it's slowly slipping out!
Soon we will all know!;-)
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"I can't remember my first orgasm of the millenium but I do remember copious amounts of B52s
I also remember dancing on the table and doing millenium moonies
You are a dark horse!! But it's slowly slipping out!
Soon we will all know!;-)
LOL "
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Definitely not on the night, as I was freezing my butt off waiting to see the so-called spectacular river of fire somewhere along the Thames, with my then husband who did not like crowds 
If I did have one, it would have been months into 2000, and I was probably on my own! |
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"Remember your first orgasm of the new millennium...was it on the night or
when you recovered a few days later ..
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ooh ive just noticed this post !!!
my first EVER orgasm...happened well into the new millenium think it was 2005 !! I was 50 Years old ...cried my F**ing eyes out.... mechanically induced too ...but once i had allowed myself the pleasure i just wanted more and more and more !!!........... |
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"Remember your first orgasm of the new millennium...was it on the night or
when you recovered a few days later ..
ooh ive just noticed this post !!!
my first EVER orgasm...happened well into the new millenium think it was 2005 !! I was 50 Years old ...cried my F**ing eyes out.... mechanically induced too ...but once i had allowed myself the pleasure i just wanted more and more and more !!!..........."
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