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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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... HOUSEWORK.
Its blooming dangerous, Ive a tear to my meniscus, torn a tendon and got ligament damage. Currently strutting round with some snazzy crutches and a busted knee. Its a brilliant early birthday present. No alcohol with all the painkillers im on and to top it all off im missing my own freaking social down Plymouth.
WAHHHHH |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"well.. that hoover nozzle wasn't meant for that now was it lol"
i slipped on the carpet, if it was a wet kitchen floor fair enough but muppet here slipped on the carpet and jolted my knee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"crutches spent six weeks on em when i fell off a table,
threw mine in frustration,they hit the door bounced back and whacked me on the head..."
Which explains everything...  |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"crutches spent six weeks on em when i fell off a table,
threw mine in frustration,they hit the door bounced back and whacked me on the head...
Which explains everything... "
it has been said on more than one occasion  |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"crutches spent six weeks on em when i fell off a table,
threw mine in frustration,they hit the door bounced back and whacked me on the head...
Which explains everything... it has been said on more than one occasion "
or it could have been that artificial leg that knocked me out two months ago,how was i supposed to know what was in the cupboard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"crutches spent six weeks on em when i fell off a table,
threw mine in frustration,they hit the door bounced back and whacked me on the head...
Which explains everything... it has been said on more than one occasion or it could have been that artificial leg that knocked me out two months ago,how was i supposed to know what was in the cupboard "
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"... HOUSEWORK.
Its blooming dangerous, Ive a tear to my meniscus, torn a tendon and got ligament damage. Currently strutting round with some snazzy crutches and a busted knee. Its a brilliant early birthday present. No alcohol with all the painkillers im on and to top it all off im missing my own freaking social down Plymouth.
WAHHHHH"
and this is why i don't do housework,
it's not that i'm lazy, it's just that it's not worth the risk
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"crutches spent six weeks on em when i fell off a table,
threw mine in frustration,they hit the door bounced back and whacked me on the head...
Which explains everything... it has been said on more than one occasion "
trick is to wear 6" heels when dancing on tables - works for me. |
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