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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

To put marmite on anything!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bloody hell. Report them! Not just on fab either!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To put marmite on anything!!"
agreed ....just noooo

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Hope the gamekeeper doesn't catch you poaching his eggs or marmite will be the least of your worries

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By *anielpiercedMan  over a year ago

by the seaside


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs "

Ah man they must really hate you

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By *icetouch83Man  over a year ago

swansea


"Bloody hell. Report them! Not just on fab either! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs "

OMG report and block. How utterly disgusting x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"To put marmite on anything!!"

No!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Runs to kitchen to see if I have marmite and eggs

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs

"

Was that too much for you

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Bloody hell. Report them! Not just on fab either! "

Even though she's one of your mates

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

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"To put marmite on anything!!agreed ....just noooo"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs "

Is that what’s described as a TABOO subject?

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Hope the gamekeeper doesn't catch you poaching his eggs or marmite will be the least of your worries "

He won't catch me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Marmite is delicious just like me. Wait is that why????

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs

Ah man they must really hate you "

You reckon Dan

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By *ng1983Couple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon tyne

That sounds amazing to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What is wrong with some people?!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs

OMG report and block. How utterly disgusting x "

Rolf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sploshing with marmite sounds fun and challenging on the tongue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody hell. Report them! Not just on fab either!

Even though she's one of your mates "

Well she was! Who is it? lol. Friendship over

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Runs to kitchen to see if I have marmite and eggs"

No just no

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs

Is that what’s described as a TABOO subject?

"

I'll try most things once but not that, so in my house it is

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Marmite is delicious just like me. Wait is that why????"

You're funny

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By *herrySnickersWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere

Hmmm is marmite the same as vegemite I wonder..and if so - def not on eggs!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That sounds amazing to be fair "

You're a liker then..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs

OMG report and block. How utterly disgusting x

Rolf"

Doesn't he like it either

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"What is wrong with some people?!"

I know and she looks so sweet and innocent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sploshing with marmite sounds fun and challenging on the tongue"

Definitely needs the lights off though....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sploshing with marmite sounds fun and challenging on the tongue

Definitely needs the lights off though....

"

True could get mistaken in broad day light

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Bloody hell. Report them! Not just on fab either!

Even though she's one of your mates

Well she was! Who is it? lol. Friendship over "

Can't say but I'm sure see will try to defend her honour

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

I never said put it on your eggs

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Sploshing with marmite sounds fun and challenging on the tongue"

You deviant

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Hmmm is marmite the same as vegemite I wonder..and if so - def not on eggs! "

Haha you're an Aussie x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have marmite if anyone has eggs.......?

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs

OMG report and block. How utterly disgusting x

Rolf

Doesn't he like it either "

Dunno I haven't asked him oh and bloody phone auto carrot

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I never said put it on your eggs "

I know xx

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I have marmite if anyone has eggs.......?"

You know where you can shove that, straight in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs

OMG report and block. How utterly disgusting x

Rolf

Doesn't he like it either

Dunno I haven't asked him oh and bloody phone auto carrot "

Auto carrot

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By *ng1983Couple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon tyne


"That sounds amazing to be fair

You're a liker then.."

I'm a lady of strong taste

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have marmite if anyone has eggs.......?

You know where you can shove that, straight in the bin "

Bin being a euphemism for my mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs "

To put marmite on anything is a crime against humanity. Tell them to get in the sea.

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By *unningFoxWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Oh no!!! My colleague loves marmite... And now they have Marmite crisps, cheese, Easter egg and who knows what else they will start producing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh no!!! My colleague loves marmite... And now they have Marmite crisps, cheese, Easter egg and who knows what else they will start producing "

Where do you work? I’m quitting and coming there!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've heard worse.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmmm marmite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Really fancy some Marmite on Toast for breakfast now

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Stockport


"Runs to kitchen to see if I have marmite and eggs"

Lol I’ve already checked and yes we have! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here come the marmite lovers to join me in the stand against the haters!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *p4funCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs "

Be careful admin doesn't ban you for posting something so disgusting

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I have marmite if anyone has eggs.......?

You know where you can shove that, straight in the bin

Bin being a euphemism for my mouth?"

If you say so!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Runs to kitchen to see if I have marmite and eggs

Lol I’ve already checked and yes we have! Lol"

No

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs

Be careful admin doesn't ban you for posting something so disgusting "

Nice shoes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs "

That would be me and I’m not ashamed either

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham

I made some chocolate and marmite muffins and they were delicious.

I'd put marmite on almost everything if I could, aside from pork pies, because they should be pure, like what I am!

Also, genitalia. I wouldn't want a marmite dipped dick. Just in case you were wondering!

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

Was just about to say am I the only one that seems to think it sounds nice

Then along came my salvation in the form of the last few ladies to post

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs

That would be me and I’m not ashamed either "

Pervert

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By *p4funCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs

Be careful admin doesn't ban you for posting something so disgusting

Nice shoes "

Awww thankyou xx

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I made some chocolate and marmite muffins and they were delicious.

I'd put marmite on almost everything if I could, aside from pork pies, because they should be pure, like what I am!

Also, genitalia. I wouldn't want a marmite dipped dick. Just in case you were wondering! "

I love you to death and you're weird and wonderful, but

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs

That would be me and I’m not ashamed either

Pervert "

I am

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Was just about to say am I the only one that seems to think it sounds nice

Then along came my salvation in the form of the last few ladies to post "

Omg you too

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs

That would be me and I’m not ashamed either

Pervert

I am "

I know

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

Wtf. That’s disgusting. Nearly as bad a putting brown sauce on yer bacon buttie

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs

Be careful admin doesn't ban you for posting something so disgusting

Nice shoes

Awww thankyou xx "

You're welcome x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Wtf. That’s disgusting. Nearly as bad a putting brown sauce on yer bacon buttie"

Brown sauce was made for bacon, you heathen.

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By *oby le roneMan  over a year ago

Treorchy


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs "

Chuck it in a toasted sausage sandwich, it'll change your life

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I made some chocolate and marmite muffins and they were delicious.

I'd put marmite on almost everything if I could, aside from pork pies, because they should be pure, like what I am!

Also, genitalia. I wouldn't want a marmite dipped dick. Just in case you were wondering!

I love you to death and you're weird and wonderful, but "

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Stockport


"Runs to kitchen to see if I have marmite and eggs

Lol I’ve already checked and yes we have! Lol

No "

Lol paul will agree with you on the Marmite front. Me on the other hand lol...

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield


"Wtf. That’s disgusting. Nearly as bad a putting brown sauce on yer bacon buttie

Brown sauce was made for bacon, you heathen."

Feck off. It kills the sweet taste of the bacon you jezzabel

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By *unningFoxWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Oh no!!! My colleague loves marmite... And now they have Marmite crisps, cheese, Easter egg and who knows what else they will start producing

Where do you work? I’m quitting and coming there!"

.

Oh no, You don’t want to work here but all Marmite “goodies” are available to buy in ASDA.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Runs to kitchen to see if I have marmite and eggs

Lol I’ve already checked and yes we have! Lol

No

Lol paul will agree with you on the Marmite front. Me on the other hand lol..."

Just pure filth you are x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I made some chocolate and marmite muffins and they were delicious.

I'd put marmite on almost everything if I could, aside from pork pies, because they should be pure, like what I am!

Also, genitalia. I wouldn't want a marmite dipped dick. Just in case you were wondering!

I love you to death and you're weird and wonderful, but

"

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By *ust ClareTV/TS  over a year ago

Settlewick!

I went down on a woman once who tasted of marmite

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Wtf. That’s disgusting. Nearly as bad a putting brown sauce on yer bacon buttie

Brown sauce was made for bacon, you heathen.

Feck off. It kills the sweet taste of the bacon you jezzabel"

Wind ya neck in

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Oh no!!! My colleague loves marmite... And now they have Marmite crisps, cheese, Easter egg and who knows what else they will start producing

Where do you work? I’m quitting and coming there!.

Oh no, You don’t want to work here but all Marmite “goodies” are available to buy in ASDA. "

I'll avoid that aisle

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By *unningFoxWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Oh no!!! My colleague loves marmite... And now they have Marmite crisps, cheese, Easter egg and who knows what else they will start producing

Where do you work? I’m quitting and coming there!.

Oh no, You don’t want to work here but all Marmite “goodies” are available to buy in ASDA.

I'll avoid that aisle "

Maybe to be safe we should avoid ASDA all together?

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Oh no!!! My colleague loves marmite... And now they have Marmite crisps, cheese, Easter egg and who knows what else they will start producing

Where do you work? I’m quitting and coming there!.

Oh no, You don’t want to work here but all Marmite “goodies” are available to buy in ASDA.

I'll avoid that aisle

Maybe to be safe we should avoid ASDA all together? "

Sounds like a plan

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs "

Try vegimite instead then!

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"I'm not going to shame the person who just told me to do this vile act.

To put marmite on my poached eggs "

Absolutely you should name and shame such a sick & twisted individual...

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By *hewifeandiCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I went down on a woman once who tasted of marmite "

That may have ruined it for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I went down on a woman once who tasted of marmite

That may have ruined it for me"

Hahaha

I was about to say marmite on some sort of toast and any king of egg is amaaaazing.

But the woman tasting of marmite might have ruined it for me too!

But there are definitely worse things she could have tasted of

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Stockport


"Runs to kitchen to see if I have marmite and eggs

Lol I’ve already checked and yes we have! Lol

No

Lol paul will agree with you on the Marmite front. Me on the other hand lol...

Just pure filth you are x "

You say that like it’s a surprise lol

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By *udistnorthantsMan  over a year ago

Desborough

Marmite on freshly buttered hot toast I'd fine..... anywhere else is just the work of Satan and his little wizards

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Boris Johnson as the next PM...

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By *ust ClareTV/TS  over a year ago

Settlewick!


"I went down on a woman once who tasted of marmite

That may have ruined it for me

Hahaha

I was about to say marmite on some sort of toast and any king of egg is amaaaazing.

But the woman tasting of marmite might have ruined it for me too!

But there are definitely worse things she could have tasted of "

It was unusual but not entirely unpleasant as she had other qualities

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When my friend was pregnant and she kept eating cabbage and custard x

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