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Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon |
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"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon "
I’ll just take the loss.
Hippos are blinking dangerous beasts |
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"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon "
Hippos cant swim, they walk along the bottom. They can hold their breath for a very long time though. Also their skin is a an inch thick and will stop low calibre small arms fire. |
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"They also eat little white plastic balls very fast as well "
Do they sod, they spit them out constantly whilst your 6 year old has mastered the knack and you have to remind yourself he bruises like a peach..  |
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"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon
Hippos cant swim, they walk along the bottom. They can hold their breath for a very long time though. Also their skin is a an inch thick and will stop low calibre small arms fire."
Well that’s fucked the joke !!  |
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"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon
Hippos cant swim, they walk along the bottom. They can hold their breath for a very long time though. Also their skin is a an inch thick and will stop low calibre small arms fire.
Well that’s fucked the joke !! "
Just shows, facts can ruin anything  |
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"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon "
Over short distances only. Thank goodness.
Hippos are very territorial and protective of their young. Otherwise very peaceful.
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"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon
Hippos cant swim, they walk along the bottom. They can hold their breath for a very long time though. Also their skin is a an inch thick and will stop low calibre small arms fire."
They kind of run along the bottom, it's great to watch, unless they're running after you.
Pygmy hippos are lovely, not sure if they're as fierce as full size ones.
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"They also eat little white plastic balls very fast as well
Do they sod, they spit them out constantly whilst your 6 year old has mastered the knack and you have to remind yourself he bruises like a peach.. "
Step away from the hippo! |
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"They also eat little white plastic balls very fast as well
Do they sod, they spit them out constantly whilst your 6 year old has mastered the knack and you have to remind yourself he bruises like a peach..
Step away from the hippo! "
 the flashback passed, anyway somehow all the balls have uhm disappeared so we can't play that.. Although don't get me started on ker plunk.. I mean who in the hell invented a game that takes 30 minutes to set up and 05 bloody seconds to loose at.. And even worse if they "try to help" back off boyo! |
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"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon
Hippos cant swim, they walk along the bottom. They can hold their breath for a very long time though. Also their skin is a an inch thick and will stop low calibre small arms fire.
They kind of run along the bottom, it's great to watch, unless they're running after you.
Pygmy hippos are lovely, not sure if they're as fierce as full size ones.
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Hippos aren't fierce  They are very placid. I've seen fishermen fishing meters away from them. I've kyaked right next to them.
The problem with hippos is they make awesome paths through the reeds to the waters etc. The locals use those paths. Like I said Hippos are VERY territorial! |
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"And kill more people than any other animal in Africa!
I think the mosquito may refute that claim?"
it isnt the mosquito that kills though!! its the diseases it give you so technically it is still the hippo that kills most lol |
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"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon "
Yep but who rules the world and is exterminating all the other species? We humans kick arse. |
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"And kill more people than any other animal in Africa!
I think the mosquito may refute that claim?
it isnt the mosquito that kills though!! its the diseases it give you so technically it is still the hippo that kills most lol "
But 53.7% of deaths by Hippo are down to traffic accidents, as they can't operate the brake very well with such large feet- so those don't count  |
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