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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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went to the supermarket to get some cheese that i needed for making dinner. well as we women do, go for one thing and come out with a trolley full. but as i was starving, only had toast that morning. i got a sausage roll from the bakery dept and ate it. so being the honest scouser that i am, yes am the only one. when i got to the check out i gave the lady my empty wrapper to add onto my bill. i informed her i had already eaten it, and inwardly praised myself for being so honest. she looked at me and said it was just as well i was honest only i still had a mouthful of crumbs all over my lips. dead give away or what. could have done with meeting mally or tigler there and they would have told me to wipe my mouth.
so come on who has ever eaten there way round a supermarket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never done that,
But
If I have seen something that looks good in someone elses trolley and can't be bothered to go and get it I have just taken it out of there trolley. It does get you a strange look. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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i know a couple who were banned from there local Asda. there are pictures of em on their profile with her flashing her fanny bits to the camera.
bet they did loads of munching on the way round |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not eaten my way round but once went in after some naughty fun and still had summat on me cheek 
thought i had cleaned it all off .
ahem "
wot cum on yer cheeks, hope it wasnt yer arse cheeks. if it was on yer face you could always say you were trying out oil of olay for market research |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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look...........
I may have the same sized ass as a babboon but i dont tend to wave it about nekid in spar 
oh and it aint red either. unless someone spanked me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hahahhahahahahahahahhah
pass the grapes "
well i just say slab a few slices of camberbert on me arse and yer have a cheese platter with complimentary grapes
anything as long as it detracts from the size of me arse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hey when something is up my ass you wana hear me moan
errr yeah think i would actually  "
any time babe, i have heard people insinuate you are an auld git. but eh old git you wana hear me moan |
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