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over a year ago
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"...I’d pay to have someone pluck my grey pubes out.
What ridiculous thing would you happily pay for?
I’d do it for free if you do my ear hair
Nose hair and you have a deal."
You’re not plucking my nose hair it makes me sneeze |
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"Someone to stroke my arms until I’m asleep.
Stroke them with what? 
Let’s keep it simple, a feather on a stick, I don’t want to hear them breathing whilst I’m trying to doze off."
Sounds entirely reasonable. Would you provide the feather? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pay someone half my wages to do my nights for me 
I feel your pain. Night shifts are vile  so I guess you are not keen on my offer ? 
Hell no  "
I have managed to evade night shifts now for over a decade. Never again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would have a chef "
This. And a personal trainer to help burn off all those calories. Although with a chef, would have more spare time to burn them off with Mrs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd do it free to be honest.
I think there is a queue offering already the more the. Merrier right? Being delicately plucked "
Depends on how many grey hairs there are for 'the many' to pluck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone to just stand behind me and hold my boobs up. Bras are so uncomfortable sometimes!
Do you mind brown handprints on them?"
Depends why they're brown  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone to just stand behind me and hold my boobs up. Bras are so uncomfortable sometimes!
Can I play with your nipples too?"
Not if I'm bloody paying you! |
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"Someone to just stand behind me and hold my boobs up. Bras are so uncomfortable sometimes!
Do you mind brown handprints on them?
Depends why they're brown "
Plantur brown on them after Pube dyeing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd do it free to be honest.
I think there is a queue offering already the more the. Merrier right? Being delicately plucked
Depends on how many grey hairs there are for 'the many' to pluck "
one hair and a kiss each? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd do it free to be honest.
I think there is a queue offering already the more the. Merrier right? Being delicately plucked
Depends on how many grey hairs there are for 'the many' to pluck one hair and a kiss each? "
You are going to kiss the other pluckers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd do it free to be honest.
I think there is a queue offering already the more the. Merrier right? Being delicately plucked
Depends on how many grey hairs there are for 'the many' to pluck one hair and a kiss each?
You are going to kiss the other pluckers "
every pube plucked everyone kisses it better haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...I’d pay to have someone pluck my grey pubes out.
What ridiculous thing would you happily pay for?"
Can we see the pubes in question, so we know what we are dealing with here ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boobs done
Laser hair removal
New house
Holiday
Gold leaf bog roll
P"
*a chorus of trumpets sound*
But your boobs are perfect 
Your upper lip probably does need the laser though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boobs done
Laser hair removal
New house
Holiday
Gold leaf bog roll
P
*a chorus of trumpets sound*
But your boobs are perfect
Your upper lip probably does need the laser though "
My arse crack too, that beast should have it's own national insurance number |
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