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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Who has ever hid ownership of a fart from family members,friends, colleagues (or animals) ?
Honest answers please.
I would go so far as to predict there is not a single no answer. Unless you grew up on another planet! Or are still shifting the blame.
I confess I have done neutral (not me) face many times. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No, I claim other people’s farts as my own. I want people to be wary of me. "
You have strayed into the area of theft, and left ownership far behind!
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"When I had a dog he’d get the blame for any SBD’s....  Dogs are great to hide behind, they have their uses! I am a dog lover too!"
Most dogs look surprised when they fart and quickly vacate the area 
I have raised 3 generations of Border Collies  |
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"When I had a dog he’d get the blame for any SBD’s.... Dogs are great to hide behind, they have their uses! I am a dog lover too!
Most dogs look surprised when they fart and quickly vacate the area
I have raised 3 generations of Border Collies "
Yes, their dead giveaways when it's them, but can still be used against the unaware humans around you! Not persecution style, but a "it must be the dog" comment! |
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"When I had a dog he’d get the blame for any SBD’s.... Dogs are great to hide behind, they have their uses! I am a dog lover too!
Most dogs look surprised when they fart and quickly vacate the area
I have raised 3 generations of Border Collies Yes, their dead giveaways when it's them, but can still be used against the unaware humans around you! Not persecution style, but a "it must be the dog" comment!"
I went to Boarding School from aged 7 - 17, we used to say, whoever smelled it dealt it, then, whoever denied it supplied it.
Oh what fun we used have when were about 8 or 9 |
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"When I had a dog he’d get the blame for any SBD’s.... Dogs are great to hide behind, they have their uses! I am a dog lover too!
Most dogs look surprised when they fart and quickly vacate the area
I have raised 3 generations of Border Collies Yes, their dead giveaways when it's them, but can still be used against the unaware humans around you! Not persecution style, but a "it must be the dog" comment!
I went to Boarding School from aged 7 - 17, we used to say, whoever smelled it dealt it, then, whoever denied it supplied it.
Oh what fun we used have when were about 8 or 9 "
There may be some truth in that saying, but their are some real poker faces out there! My nephew denied one (under humourous interrogation) for ages, until he finally broke and giggled! |
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What about the crowded bus silent but deadly one, where you take a quick straight faced look around you (as if your looking to find a source) and then open a window. Yet your the guilty party? All done unavoidably and not with planned intent! |
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"When I had a dog he’d get the blame for any SBD’s.... Dogs are great to hide behind, they have their uses! I am a dog lover too!
Most dogs look surprised when they fart and quickly vacate the area
I have raised 3 generations of Border Collies Yes, their dead giveaways when it's them, but can still be used against the unaware humans around you! Not persecution style, but a "it must be the dog" comment!
I went to Boarding School from aged 7 - 17, we used to say, whoever smelled it dealt it, then, whoever denied it supplied it.
Oh what fun we used have when were about 8 or 9 There may be some truth in that saying, but their are some real poker faces out there! My nephew denied one (under humourous interrogation) for ages, until he finally broke and giggled!"
I try and hold mine in, then I can reach a Middle C if I clench ma buttocks  |
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