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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My nookie days are over,my pilot lights gone out.
What used to be my sex appeal,is now my water spout.
Time was when , on its own , from my trousers it would spring.
But now it’s just a full time job, to find the fucking thing.
It used to be embarrassing , the way it would behave.
For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang it’s little head , and watch me tie my shoes. |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
I used to be
afraid of my pussy,
thought it looked loose
and unusually mushy.
I thought my first time
having sex
would be lights off
in an insecure mess.
I'd been told
"they're all unique"
but I'd look at mine, teary eyed
and couldn't even speak.
It wasn't until I went
lights on with a girl
and I still thought she was
the most beautiful thing in the world
that I realized how
she felt the same
and we only put
our own bodies to shame.
So I want to write an ode
to my beautiful vagina
and give her the love
she deserves.
(p.s. I named her Carolina)
To Carolina. I'm sorry for all the tears I cried over you. You are absolutely beautiful. |
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"I used to be
afraid of my pussy,
thought it looked loose
and unusually mushy.
I thought my first time
having sex
would be lights off
in an insecure mess.
I'd been told
"they're all unique"
but I'd look at mine, teary eyed
and couldn't even speak.
It wasn't until I went
lights on with a girl
and I still thought she was
the most beautiful thing in the world
that I realized how
she felt the same
and we only put
our own bodies to shame.
So I want to write an ode
to my beautiful vagina
and give her the love
she deserves.
(p.s. I named her Carolina)
To Carolina. I'm sorry for all the tears I cried over you. You are absolutely beautiful."
Wow!  |
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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago
birmingham |
"My nookie days are over,my pilot lights gone out.
What used to be my sex appeal,is now my water spout.
Time was when , on its own , from my trousers it would spring.
But now it’s just a full time job, to find the fucking thing.
It used to be embarrassing , the way it would behave.
For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang it’s little head , and watch me tie my shoes. "
love it haha made me chuckle
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