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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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I have a beautiful antique Hungarian wooden rocking chair, it’s big and sturdy enough for me to curl up on it to read or draw or sit and gaze out the window.
I keep eyeing it up as a really hot place to have sex or partake in some lewd acts with someone.
What place, domestic appliance or piece of furniture in your home would you want to or have you got jiggy on?
What’s your phwoarrrniture?  |
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My flats a bit spartan to be fair so bit boring for me, but my sofa is great for it, perfect height for me to be on my knees on the floor. Great for the foreplay and then move on into the bedroom lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The sofa I bought when I first moved in this flat was great for entertaining
It was big and girthy - how I even got it in here is beyond me
By the time it went to the tip, I dare say there was more DNA on that sofa than there was on the Police National Computer 
(that's my pukey comment quota up now for today) |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"The sofa I bought when I first moved in this flat was great for entertaining
It was big and girthy - how I even got it in here is beyond me
By the time it went to the tip, I dare say there was more DNA on that sofa than there was on the Police National Computer
(that's my pukey comment quota up now for today) "
Get out! This is a classy thread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The chest freezer in the garage. Obviously it's for 'quickies' only rather than prolonged sexual activity but code words are fun in sex and I can't think of anything more of a turn-on than "can you give me a hand finding the fish fingers?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...
Done
Can I have a fishfinger butty?
Arrghh
Can we have the door open so the neighbours might see too?"
She's about 90, I don't know how she'd cope with the shock. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...
Done
Can I have a fishfinger butty?
Arrghh
Can we have the door open so the neighbours might see too?
She's about 90, I don't know how she'd cope with the shock."
Best not then. To be honest, will you cope ok? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My bed, it's not antique but it's huge, not even fab huge, real huge and comfy af, and just me alone in it most nights unless my little one bedbombs me 
I do know a girl with a stylish sexy blue corner sofa in full view of anyone walking past the house....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...
Done
Can I have a fishfinger butty?
Arrghh
Can we have the door open so the neighbours might see too?
She's about 90, I don't know how she'd cope with the shock.
Best not then. To be honest, will you cope ok? "
Allow me to feel offended. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...
Done
Can I have a fishfinger butty?
Arrghh
Can we have the door open so the neighbours might see too?
She's about 90, I don't know how she'd cope with the shock.
Best not then. To be honest, will you cope ok?
Allow me to feel offended. "
Feel me first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...
Done
Can I have a fishfinger butty?
Arrghh
Can we have the door open so the neighbours might see too?
She's about 90, I don't know how she'd cope with the shock.
Best not then. To be honest, will you cope ok?
Allow me to feel offended.
Feel me first."
In your rocking chair, in my garage?
I could creosote it while we're at it. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...
Done
Can I have a fishfinger butty?
Arrghh
Can we have the door open so the neighbours might see too?
She's about 90, I don't know how she'd cope with the shock.
Best not then. To be honest, will you cope ok?
Allow me to feel offended.
Feel me first.
In your rocking chair, in my garage?
I could creosote it while we're at it."
Is that a euphemism for Viagra?
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"I have a beautiful antique Hungarian wooden rocking chair, it’s big and sturdy enough for me to curl up on it to read or draw or sit and gaze out the window.
I keep eyeing it up as a really hot place to have sex or partake in some lewd acts with someone.
What place, domestic appliance or piece of furniture in your home would you want to or have you got jiggy on?
What’s your phwoarrrniture? "
Oh! Rocking chairs are fun! As are hammocks.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn’t categorise it as phwoarrrniture exactly but the Black And Decker work benches in the garage come in very handy occasionally.
Perfect height and plenty of ratchet straps available to make sure Scarlett doesn’t move while I’m working on her lol
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