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"When I asked the farmer why there was a llama in his field of sheep
Really?!"
Really haha. He said some wild dogs have been causing drama with my here sheep. He said that angry fucking llama chases those fucking bastards of |
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"When I asked the farmer why there was a llama in his field of sheep
Really?!
Really haha. He said some wild dogs have been causing drama with my here sheep. He said that angry fucking llama chases those fucking bastards of "
Awww man I wanna go to that field |
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"When I asked the farmer why there was a llama in his field of sheep
Really?!
Really haha. He said some wild dogs have been causing drama with my here sheep. He said that angry fucking llama chases those fucking bastards of
Awww man I wanna go to that field "
Actually you really would judging by your profile name! The field was on the outskirts of a place called castle Coombes. Castle Coombe is also one of the main Harry Potter film sites |
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"When I asked the farmer why there was a llama in his field of sheep
Really?!
Really haha. He said some wild dogs have been causing drama with my here sheep. He said that angry fucking llama chases those fucking bastards of
Awww man I wanna go to that field
Actually you really would judging by your profile name! The field was on the outskirts of a place called castle Coombes. Castle Coombe is also one of the main Harry Potter film sites"
Take meeeeeee |
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"When I asked the farmer why there was a llama in his field of sheep
Really?!
Really haha. He said some wild dogs have been causing drama with my here sheep. He said that angry fucking llama chases those fucking bastards of
Awww man I wanna go to that field
Actually you really would judging by your profile name! The field was on the outskirts of a place called castle Coombes. Castle Coombe is also one of the main Harry Potter film sites
Take meeeeeee"
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"Good guard animals for sheep and chickens
Can they guard my new baby if I want a night out once it’s born?"
Now let me get this straight...
You're giving birth to a Llama then, or a Sheep, or are you hatching some eggs?  |
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"Good guard animals for sheep and chickens
Can they guard my new baby if I want a night out once it’s born?
Now let me get this straight...
You're giving birth to a Llama then, or a Sheep, or are you hatching some eggs? "
No. But if it can guard them it can guard a human baby, right? |
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"Good guard animals for sheep and chickens
Can they guard my new baby if I want a night out once it’s born?
Now let me get this straight...
You're giving birth to a Llama then, or a Sheep, or are you hatching some eggs?
No. But if it can guard them it can guard a human baby, right?"
Possibly so, but don't let any snails near it  |
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We were at a petting zoo recently where you got a bag of food to give the animals as you went round.
The llamas and sheep were in together, and when the sheep just shoved the llamas out the way to get to the food the llamas stood at the back going "Hmmm!" "Hmmm!".
They were too polite to push in, but they were obviously a bit perturbed by the bad manners of their curly cousins.
It was comical.
I'm sure they'll be fine with your bab.
Her first words might be Hmm Hmm tho...
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"We were at a petting zoo recently where you got a bag of food to give the animals as you went round.
The llamas and sheep were in together, and when the sheep just shoved the llamas out the way to get to the food the llamas stood at the back going "Hmmm!" "Hmmm!".
They were too polite to push in, but they were obviously a bit perturbed by the bad manners of their curly cousins.
It was comical.
I'm sure they'll be fine with your bab.
Her first words might be Hmm Hmm tho...
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Awwwwww that made me sad for the llamas  |
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"Good guard animals for sheep and chickens
Can they guard my new baby if I want a night out once it’s born?
Now let me get this straight...
You're giving birth to a Llama then, or a Sheep, or are you hatching some eggs?
No. But if it can guard them it can guard a human baby, right?
Possibly so, but don't let any snails near it "
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"Good guard animals for sheep and chickens
Can they guard my new baby if I want a night out once it’s born?
Now let me get this straight...
You're giving birth to a Llama then, or a Sheep, or are you hatching some eggs?
No. But if it can guard them it can guard a human baby, right?
Possibly so, but don't let any snails near it
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You've heard of Snakes On A Plane...
I bring you, Snails On A Skateboard  |
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"Good guard animals for sheep and chickens
Can they guard my new baby if I want a night out once it’s born?
Now let me get this straight...
You're giving birth to a Llama then, or a Sheep, or are you hatching some eggs?
No. But if it can guard them it can guard a human baby, right?
Possibly so, but don't let any snails near it
You've heard of Snakes On A Plane...
I bring you, Snails On A Skateboard "
Starring Nichomollusc Cage
#d*unkpuns
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"Good guard animals for sheep and chickens
Can they guard my new baby if I want a night out once it’s born?
Now let me get this straight...
You're giving birth to a Llama then, or a Sheep, or are you hatching some eggs?
No. But if it can guard them it can guard a human baby, right?
Possibly so, but don't let any snails near it
You've heard of Snakes On A Plane...
I bring you, Snails On A Skateboard
Starring Nichomollusc Cage
#d*unkpuns
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And Shelley Duvall  |
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"That pun would have been marginally less crappy if Cage was actually in the film. Possibly I confused it with ConAir. Possibly I should go home to bed now "
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