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"I find being offered money for sex on here really odd
I can’t imagine that being a bit weird, especially for this site ??"
It's definitely against fab rules... This is a swingers site, not an escort agency.
Weirdest request i had was a guy bugged me to suck my cock while i played violin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not that long ago a male had offered me £50 per day to cum on my feet and lick them clean.
Didn’t take kindly to being told no at all haha  "
That's like 5 quid a toe..unless you're from Nuneaton in which case it's only £4.16. |
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By *riage12Man
over a year ago
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"Not that long ago a male had offered me £50 per day to cum on my feet and lick them clean.
Didn’t take kindly to being told no at all haha
That's like 5 quid a toe..unless you're from Nuneaton in which case it's only £4.16."
Haha yeah, made it worse and I forgot to mention he wanted me to go for a run first so my feet were sweaty and for me to not wash them.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not that long ago a male had offered me £50 per day to cum on my feet and lick them clean.
Didn’t take kindly to being told no at all haha
That's like 5 quid a toe..unless you're from Nuneaton in which case it's only £4.16."
Hahaha  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"At first not but now so understood that the first time I was asked to fuck a man's wife I had to triple check the whole thing wasn't a wind up. I was young "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find being offered money for sex on here really odd
I can’t imagine that being a bit weird, especially for this site ??"
You have asked the question and I given you my answer. The fact that you don't think it is weird is not relevant to me. Considering there are escort sites around I do think it's weird that on occasions I'm offered money |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I find being offered money for sex on here really odd
I can’t imagine that being a bit weird, especially for this site ??
You have asked the question and I given you my answer. The fact that you don't think it is weird is not relevant to me. Considering there are escort sites around I do think it's weird that on occasions I'm offered money "
My apologies, that was meant to say ‘can’ not ‘can’t’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was asked by a man to have sex with him.. And when I declined, he called me a wanker and a begger, because in his words beautiful women wouldn't have anything to do with me 
And according to him.. "straight men have sex with other men all the time" ffs how deluded can you get! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pre-Fab, but when I first started 'meeting' I met someone who only wanted cuddles. He would come over and cuddle me for two hours and then toddle off home.
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Did you check your purse after? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pre-Fab, but when I first started 'meeting' I met someone who only wanted cuddles. He would come over and cuddle me for two hours and then toddle off home.
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That’s not weird it’s sweet haha |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Pre-Fab, but when I first started 'meeting' I met someone who only wanted cuddles. He would come over and cuddle me for two hours and then toddle off home.
That’s not weird it’s sweet haha"
Maybe, but, ultimately, not the most satisfying sex for me. I was more of a teddy bear (he was huge) and less of an attractive, sexual woman.
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"Pre-Fab, but when I first started 'meeting' I met someone who only wanted cuddles. He would come over and cuddle me for two hours and then toddle off home.
That’s not weird it’s sweet haha
Maybe, but, ultimately, not the most satisfying sex for me. I was more of a teddy bear (he was huge) and less of an attractive, sexual woman.
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Just grinning... sorry..... will stop....promise......nope...... gone again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pre-Fab, but when I first started 'meeting' I met someone who only wanted cuddles. He would come over and cuddle me for two hours and then toddle off home.
That’s not weird it’s sweet haha
Maybe, but, ultimately, not the most satisfying sex for me. I was more of a teddy bear (he was huge) and less of an attractive, sexual woman.
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That does not sound ideal. I much prefer to cuddle after completely wearing each other out in proper fab fashion |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Pre-Fab, but when I first started 'meeting' I met someone who only wanted cuddles. He would come over and cuddle me for two hours and then toddle off home.
That’s not weird it’s sweet haha
Maybe, but, ultimately, not the most satisfying sex for me. I was more of a teddy bear (he was huge) and less of an attractive, sexual woman.
That does not sound ideal. I much prefer to cuddle after completely wearing each other out in proper fab fashion"
I like a naked cuddle but it is so much more satisfying after sex, unless you're in a love relationship.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pre-Fab, but when I first started 'meeting' I met someone who only wanted cuddles. He would come over and cuddle me for two hours and then toddle off home.
That’s not weird it’s sweet haha
Maybe, but, ultimately, not the most satisfying sex for me. I was more of a teddy bear (he was huge) and less of an attractive, sexual woman.
That does not sound ideal. I much prefer to cuddle after completely wearing each other out in proper fab fashion
I like a naked cuddle but it is so much more satisfying after sex, unless you're in a love relationship.
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I won’t meet unless cuddles are on the table after lots of very steamy sweaty sex |
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By *odkajemWoman
over a year ago
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One guy wanted me to role play..
I'd walk in and catch him wanking over my knickers he'd stolen, then we'd fuck.
Tame?
Noooo, I had to pretend I was his sister or mum...
*why is there no vomit emoticon* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy wanted me to humiliate his tiny penis, throw him in his own cess pitt (shit pit) and walk away counting £1000 that he was offering to anyone who would.
I think he had a death wish, never heard from him after that, hope he's ok ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted me to humiliate his tiny penis, throw him in his own cess pitt (shit pit) and walk away counting £1000 that he was offering to anyone who would.
I think he had a death wish, never heard from him after that, hope he's ok ... "
Well did you go back to check after throwing him in? |
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"I was once asked to wear stockings and heels and crush insects while he watched 
That is the hottest way to get rid of those annoying ants nests  "
Now there's an idea for a new pest control business |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was once asked to wear stockings and heels and crush insects while he watched
That is the hottest way to get rid of those annoying ants nests
Now there's an idea for a new pest control business "
I’m off to find ants. When are you free!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted me to humiliate his tiny penis, throw him in his own cess pitt (shit pit) and walk away counting £1000 that he was offering to anyone who would.
I think he had a death wish, never heard from him after that, hope he's ok ...
Well did you go back to check after throwing him in?"
I didn't throw him in, think someone beat me to it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted me to humiliate his tiny penis, throw him in his own cess pitt (shit pit) and walk away counting £1000 that he was offering to anyone who would.
I think he had a death wish, never heard from him after that, hope he's ok ...
Well did you go back to check after throwing him in?
I didn't throw him in, think someone beat me to it."
wish he had asked me if you find out his name text me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Weirdest request i had was a guy bugged me to suck my cock while i played violin.
Lol that sounds kinda sexy to me "
was it a case of no strings attached lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had a guy ask if he could bring his dog along to join in funnily enough the wife blocked him!!!!!!"
I've had that as well.
The guy had a couples account, him and his dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a guy message me want to meet and declined not my thing. Then asked if he could use my hotel room when I am at work as I owed him for not wanting to meet.
Filters have been set now. |
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"Had a guy message me want to meet and declined not my thing. Then asked if he could use my hotel room when I am at work as I owed him for not wanting to meet.
Filters have been set now. "
What a strange mind this one had!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not sure I can compose a list that long!
I've been asked to shit on people's chests (yes. Plural).
One guy wanted me to run through a muddy cows field barefoot and then let him lick my feet clean.
I was asked to do a tweenies roleplay!
People wanting to eat various food items from my foof.
I could go on.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had some weird ones.
Weirdest was to meet up with a couple, pretended to be an school friend of the guy and try to seduce his wife with him into a threesome.
The dudes plan had more holes in it that an item full of holes |
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A woman who saw on my profile that I was a heavy cummer, asked me to masturbate into containers and freeze them. Then when I had a suitable quantity, take them to her so thst when defrosted she could drink it all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the weirdest sexual thing someone has asked you to do...?"
Get asked to shit or piss on people quite a lot.
Weirdest tho is the ones who ask to impregnate me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One guy wanted to come round to ours and sit on our toilet so we could just shit and piss on him when we felt like it.... Seriously, what's with some people |
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By *ucy. AlCouple
over a year ago
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"We had a guy ask if he could bring his dog along to join in funnily enough the wife blocked him!!!!!!"
We had a similar request to this was asked if I'd let his dog fuck me while he watched |
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"Had a younger man want us to do roleplayers as his parents...
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I recently got the opposite to that ... wanting me to roleplay the part of a minor. Complete with offers of money. It wasn't simply 'weird' but disturbing, given r*pe was mentioned in the same sentence as a child related term. That totally crosses a line for me, fantasy or not, so it was reported.
And yeah I've had the whole gamut of human toilet suggestions (with photos of custom made 'equipment' for that purpose), various in*estuous roleplay scenarios, 'offers' to become their live-in slave (for pay), people dressed as 'human dogs' etc. If it's legal and consensual I don't kink shame but I'll never understand why people send the kind of messages which most would probably think are more than a bit 'out there' as an introductory mail to someone whose profile doesn't even *hint* at such interests ... and yet still expect to get a favourable response ?!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This place is weird.
She just got one.
Nicey nicey message until the end. Then "wham"
Ps: Please take this the right way and don't be offended, but do you do extreme deepthroat till you Puke up thick vomit? |
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"This place is weird.
She just got one.
Nicey nicey message until the end. Then "wham"
Ps: Please take this the right way and don't be offended, but do you do extreme deepthroat till you Puke up thick vomit?"
WTF !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So many, ok maybe I’m asking for it as I mention testing limits in my profile.
Toilet based- tick.
Animals joining in- tick.sticking my feet in bums- tick.
Degrade and humiliate- tick.
The scariest one? An essay describing in minute detail how he would carry out a sexy cervical smear test on me with his tools. Put me right off my jam on toast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One guy wanted me to role play..
I'd walk in and catch him wanking over my knickers he'd stolen, then we'd fuck.
Tame?
Noooo, I had to pretend I was his sister or mum...
*why is there no vomit emoticon*"
Yes! Had a few of those, 'mummy' play ideas messaged to me, instant blocks, just no. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So many, ok maybe I’m asking for it as I mention testing limits in my profile.
Toilet based- tick.
Animals joining in- tick.sticking my feet in bums- tick.
Degrade and humiliate- tick.
The scariest one? An essay describing in minute detail how he would carry out a sexy cervical smear test on me with his tools. Put me right off my jam on toast. "
One more tick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So many, ok maybe I’m asking for it as I mention testing limits in my profile.
Toilet based- tick.
Animals joining in- tick.sticking my feet in bums- tick.
Degrade and humiliate- tick.
The scariest one? An essay describing in minute detail how he would carry out a sexy cervical smear test on me with his tools. Put me right off my jam on toast.
One more tick "
Oh no. What have you done. It was you wasn’t it??? |
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over a year ago
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"So many, ok maybe I’m asking for it as I mention testing limits in my profile.
Toilet based- tick.
Animals joining in- tick.sticking my feet in bums- tick.
Degrade and humiliate- tick.
The scariest one? An essay describing in minute detail how he would carry out a sexy cervical smear test on me with his tools. Put me right off my jam on toast.
One more tick
Oh no. What have you done. It was you wasn’t it???"
Noooo wayyy I wouldn't dare to do something as crazy as that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So many, ok maybe I’m asking for it as I mention testing limits in my profile.
Toilet based- tick.
Animals joining in- tick.sticking my feet in bums- tick.
Degrade and humiliate- tick.
The scariest one? An essay describing in minute detail how he would carry out a sexy cervical smear test on me with his tools. Put me right off my jam on toast.
One more tick
Oh no. What have you done. It was you wasn’t it???
Noooo wayyy I wouldn't dare to do something as crazy as that "
I believe you. Your crazy goes haywire in a different direction |
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"So many, ok maybe I’m asking for it as I mention testing limits in my profile.
Toilet based- tick.
Animals joining in- tick.sticking my feet in bums- tick.
Degrade and humiliate- tick.
The scariest one? An essay describing in minute detail how he would carry out a sexy cervical smear test on me with his tools. Put me right off my jam on toast.
One more tick
Oh no. What have you done. It was you wasn’t it???
Noooo wayyy I wouldn't dare to do something as crazy as that
I believe you. Your crazy goes haywire in a different direction "
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over a year ago
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"Anyone asking for animals needs to be reported to the police. It’s classed as extreme porn like kids and has the same sentence. Please report them. "
Thats true |
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"Anyone asking for animals needs to be reported to the police. It’s classed as extreme porn like kids and has the same sentence. Please report them. "
Really? And if it’s a request here? Usually it’s written as ‘can I bring a friend’... and then an attached pic of the animal. Had this a few times and I’ve just blocked them. |
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"Anyone asking for animals needs to be reported to the police. It’s classed as extreme porn like kids and has the same sentence. Please report them. "
I never knew that thanks , it happens a lot on here so it’s good to it should be reported to the police
On the original topic because I’m very heavy I had one guy wanting to take me to McDonald’s to see how many burgers I could eat |
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"Anyone asking for animals needs to be reported to the police. It’s classed as extreme porn like kids and has the same sentence. Please report them.
Really? And if it’s a request here? Usually it’s written as ‘can I bring a friend’... and then an attached pic of the animal. Had this a few times and I’ve just blocked them."
Odds are the animal is suffering abuse from him too. I said him because this site swarms with sick single men who are single for a reason. They need reporting, the animals shouldn’t be suffering because of the fetishes if it’s owner. |
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Wow! I thought I was quite open minded. Didn’t realise how vanilla I actually am!!!
I find it hard enough to message someone asking if they want to go for a coffee!!! Can’t believe some men on here think that you’d agree to some of the stuff they ask for!
And nope. Never had anyone message me with strange or kinky stuff |
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Was asked to narrate a sexual role-play during sex. When I say narrate I mean give a live commentary of the session in an almost audiobook format. Was very odd indeed. |
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"This place is weird.
She just got one.
Nicey nicey message until the end. Then "wham"
Ps: Please take this the right way and don't be offended, but do you do extreme deepthroat till you Puke up thick vomit?"
Err fuck no..do you? |
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"This place is weird.
She just got one.
Nicey nicey message until the end. Then "wham"
Ps: Please take this the right way and don't be offended, but do you do extreme deepthroat till you Puke up thick vomit?
Err fuck no..do you?"
It was exactly the same "cut and paste" message, he sent from another profile a couple of weeks ago, which obviously got blocked.
"Freak" |
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"This place is weird.
She just got one.
Nicey nicey message until the end. Then "wham"
Ps: Please take this the right way and don't be offended, but do you do extreme deepthroat till you Puke up thick vomit?
Err fuck no..do you?
It was exactly the same "cut and paste" message, he sent from another profile a couple of weeks ago, which obviously got blocked.
"Freak""
Maybe it's his 'thing' but it's not mine. |
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