Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences. |
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Not like that, but when I was a single man of 35, I had a friend who was 61 when we met, would've passed for 45 - 50, great fun and lasted for 3 years on a casual basis. |
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"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences. "
Wasn't there a Buffet on?  |
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"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences. Wasn't there a Buffet on? "
I think she was the buffet  |
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"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences. "
Maybe...but a lady never tells. |
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"Also... You English need to work on your weddings, up here they're not done til at least midnight! "
Think the football may have something to do with it being earlier. |
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"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences. Wasn't there a Buffet on?
I think she was the buffet "
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"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences. "
How the heck did THAT come about at a family wedding?!  |
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"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences.
How the heck did THAT come about at a family wedding?! "
24 cans of Party Seven and some absinthe they found under the sink
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No, I’ve never fondled my friends much older relative at a wedding, or a funeral, or a christening, or a bar mitzvah, or any other family event where a party takes place afterwards |
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I'm not terribly sure it's the right and proper behaviour at a family wedding Op. I hope the wedding photographer didn't notice and take a great money shot for the album |
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"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences. "
I do hope this was at the reception and not in church  |
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"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences.
I do hope this was at the reception and not in church "
I suppose if it's a Roman Catholic wedding, it's part and parcel of the ceremony  |
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"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences.
I do hope this was at the reception and not in church
I suppose if it's a Roman Catholic wedding, it's part and parcel of the ceremony "
Bareback only though |
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"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences.
I do hope this was at the reception and not in church
I suppose if it's a Roman Catholic wedding, it's part and parcel of the ceremony
Bareback only though"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.
Wait a minute there
That’s Keith you are talking about love. "
He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes |
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That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?
The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple..... |
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"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.
Wait a minute there
That’s Keith you are talking about love.
He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes "
Watch out, he loves a bum bag. Keep that one out of reach. |
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"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.
Wait a minute there
That’s Keith you are talking about love.
He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes
Watch out, he loves a bum bag. Keep that one out of reach. "
What is a bum bag ? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?
The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple....."
I always think it’s the desperate fear of not having your own person and the it might never happen I better bloody find someone immediately, as to why all the wedding hookups happen? |
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"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.
Wait a minute there
That’s Keith you are talking about love.
He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes
Watch out, he loves a bum bag. Keep that one out of reach.
What is a bum bag ? "
Fanny pack |
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"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?
The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple.....
I always think it’s the desperate fear of not having your own person and the it might never happen I better bloody find someone immediately, as to why all the wedding hookups happen? "
Or the drink has made them really horny and, dare I say, alittle less fussy  |
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"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.
Wait a minute there
That’s Keith you are talking about love.
He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes
Watch out, he loves a bum bag. Keep that one out of reach.
What is a bum bag ? "
You know, that little bag you wear around your waist to keep your condoms, mints and a tube of anusol in. |
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"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.
Wait a minute there
That’s Keith you are talking about love.
He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes
Watch out, he loves a bum bag. Keep that one out of reach.
What is a bum bag ?
You know, that little bag you wear around your waist to keep your condoms, mints and a tube of anusol in. "
And douching kit, always be prepared for the unexpected! |
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"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.
Wait a minute there
That’s Keith you are talking about love.
He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes
Watch out, he loves a bum bag. Keep that one out of reach.
What is a bum bag ?
You know, that little bag you wear around your waist to keep your condoms, mints and a tube of anusol in.
And douching kit, always be prepared for the unexpected!"
Mine doesn’t fit in, I have a sling for that like a water bottle holder. Actually, it doubles as a water bottle when not in use. |
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"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.
Wait a minute there
That’s Keith you are talking about love.
He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes
Watch out, he loves a bum bag. Keep that one out of reach.
What is a bum bag ?
You know, that little bag you wear around your waist to keep your condoms, mints and a tube of anusol in.
And douching kit, always be prepared for the unexpected!"
Oh yes I see now hahaha |
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"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?
The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple.....
I always think it’s the desperate fear of not having your own person and the it might never happen I better bloody find someone immediately, as to why all the wedding hookups happen?
Or the drink has made them really horny and, dare I say, a little less fussy "
Two barely concealed insults in one hit.... I am bereft (FAF?) |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?
The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple.....
I always think it’s the desperate fear of not having your own person and the it might never happen I better bloody find someone immediately, as to why all the wedding hookups happen?
Or the drink has made them really horny and, dare I say, a little less fussy
Two barely concealed insults in one hit.... I am bereft (FAF?)"
Yes please, I’m desperate, she’s pissed. We’ll both have a go.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?
The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple....."
I've only had sex once at a wedding, about 30 years ago in Devon. The boy I had a holiday romance had grown into a hunky, bit of rough, man.
As a proper grown up now I can't imagine having sex at the family wedding at the end of the month. |
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"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?
The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple.....
I always think it’s the desperate fear of not having your own person and the it might never happen I better bloody find someone immediately, as to why all the wedding hookups happen?
Or the drink has made them really horny and, dare I say, a little less fussy
Two barely concealed insults in one hit.... I am bereft (FAF?)
Yes please, I’m desperate, she’s pissed. We’ll both have a go.
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evening ladies  |
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"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?
The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple.....
I've only had sex once at a wedding, about 30 years ago in Devon. The boy I had a holiday romance had grown into a hunky, bit of rough, man.
As a proper grown up now I can't imagine having sex at the family wedding at the end of the month."
It all happens in Devon, it’s why I have 7 toes. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?
The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple.....
I've only had sex once at a wedding, about 30 years ago in Devon. The boy I had a holiday romance had grown into a hunky, bit of rough, man.
As a proper grown up now I can't imagine having sex at the family wedding at the end of the month.
It all happens in Devon, it’s why I have 7 toes. "
I think one of my Devonian cousins has 6 on one foot. |
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