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Lets have a round of "Up Your Arse"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Last thing you had to open is going straight up your arse.

Tube of Tomato Puree

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By *019ReadyCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Litre bottle of vodka

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

A good bottle of red wine ... malbec

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bottle of Kraken rum. It's the most disturbing shape too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Litre bottle of vodka

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Hope you have Lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread

Hopefully it won't reach 175 replies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Packet of savoury rice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The oven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A door

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

My mind.

I’m going to have my head up my arse even more than usual!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My mind.

I’m going to have my head up my arse even more than usual!"

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By *019ReadyCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"Litre bottle of vodka

Hope you have Lube

I may need to nip out...

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Opened you say Ali? Are you sure you want to know?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A snickers bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Opened you say Ali? Are you sure you want to know?

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Errmmm

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

Bottle of Corona

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Easter egg

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

This thread

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Easter egg "

You have easter eggs left???

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By *hisCharManMan over a year ago

South Manchester

Hob nobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Easter egg

You have easter eggs left???"

Yep

Ok I admit I was given it yesterday from my mum who I haven't seen since before Easter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bottle of wine x

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Bottle of barcardi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The front door!!

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Easter egg

You have easter eggs left???

Yep

Ok I admit I was given it yesterday from my mum who I haven't seen since before Easter

Lol you are very easy to make admit things, you could have held out for several more messages before confessing that

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By *aisyDDWoman over a year ago

North West

A drawer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Easter egg

You have easter eggs left???

Yep

Ok I admit I was given it yesterday from my mum who I haven't seen since before Easter

Lol you are very easy to make admit things, you could have held out for several more messages before confessing that "

I'm a direct kinda person.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A tin of rice pudding x

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS over a year ago

a world of her own

A case of allen keys.

(Best offer I've had all day though)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chocolate & coconut bar

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Erm a little tin of paint.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erm a little tin of paint."

At least it was only little!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chocolate lolly for both of us! ????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bottle of soda water....I will pass

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Pink gin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erm a little tin of paint."

A tester pot

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By *osie xWoman over a year ago

wolverhampton

Wheelie bin

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By *illybare partyMan over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

Steve the strapon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread

Hopefully it won't reach 175 replies

Not if they all have to go in, on a conveyor belt. RIP Brucey.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A solero

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

Carton of eggs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Last thing you had to open is going straight up your arse.

Tube of Tomato Puree

Bottle of Cobra

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Wheelie bin

Funny

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Erm a little tin of paint.

At least it was only little!

Thank God for that especially if the pot has to go up as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An antihistamine

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By *adlyDeeplyCouple over a year ago

Bristol

The front door.. fuck I’m in trouble

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By *Marvel-Man over a year ago

In The Gym

Last thing I opened was my front door.

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By *Marvel-Man over a year ago

In The Gym

"The front door.. fuck I’m in trouble

Same mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A Dominoes pizza box

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By *V-AliceTV/TS over a year ago

Ayr

A mint Aero. Could've been worse.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

The freezer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

5 litre bottle of car wash, right up there.....

Xteve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An IPA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

20 bensons gold

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Apple pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Apple pie

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hope it wasn't from McDonalds those fuckers are on fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yogurt ... not too bad to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A letter box !!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Apple pie

hope it wasn't from McDonalds those fuckers are on fire

No Tescos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Apple pie

hope it wasn't from McDonalds those fuckers are on fire

No Tescos

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Apple pie

hope it wasn't from McDonalds those fuckers are on fire

No Tescos

Oh Bollocks, it was the microwave now I think about it to get the custard out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A 2l bottle of cherry

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Car door!

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By *heklangsCouple over a year ago

Liverpool

A cola popsicle

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Carton of eggs

One at a time then

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By *ollycouple71Couple over a year ago

manchester

Pringles tube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ton of tuna, oof!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tin, tin!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A packet of spaghetti, ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Packet of Jelly Beans

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A new Sun Lounger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ironically KY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Box of breakfast cereal.

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By *estSussexGuy76Man over a year ago

copthorne

Pineapple juice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Semi-Skimmed Milk, 4 pints worth...

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Bran flakes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The fridge

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

A pouch of cat food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a chance last thing was the fridge

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Jar of coffee

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

The back door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can of Pepsi max !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can of dog food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My granddads false teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suitcase

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By *edLionScotMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

The microwave!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you get anything liquid in the arse?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you get anything liquid in the arse?"

Bend over and I'll show you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coke bottle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bueno

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

Epsom salts

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By *osie xWoman over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Carton of eggs

Ooww lumpy bumpy lol

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By *elshmuzzyMan over a year ago

Luton

My car door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bottle of pink jin

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By *osie xWoman over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Packet of Jelly Beans"

That’s be so funny if you farted after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The kettle

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Washing machine door

anyone got any lube

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