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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

The jukebox has broken down so sadly I can't do any music requests but will be some cheesy 80's pop music on in the background to start the night of with...

My lovely lady Lorna will be in charge behind the bar helping out while the football is on...

What can i get you to drink on this beautiful sunny evening?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank god

Do you think I’ll get chatted up ??

I’ll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yayyy

May i have a large glass of malbec please?

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening Ash and the lovely Lorna

Usual for me please

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By *019ReadyCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Mine will be the cheekiest of Slutjuices please. To the uninitiated that's a mix of vodka, pepsi & Robinson's peach cordial. Looks a dodgy colour of brown but oh so lovely & refreshing!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Thank god

Do you think I’ll get chatted up ??

I’ll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please "

Good evening Floro...

I'm sure there will be some charming gentlemen in the bar tonight..

One Rhubarb Gin and lemonade coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Yayyy

May i have a large glass of malbec please? "

Good evening Kinky Bird...

Nice to see you in the Fab Bar tonight...

One large glass of Malbec coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Good evening Ash and the lovely Lorna

Usual for me please

Good evening Lovely Jo....

One cup of tea with Soya milk coming right up...x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank god

Do you think I’ll get chatted up ??

I’ll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please

Good evening Floro...

I'm sure there will be some charming gentlemen in the bar tonight..

One Rhubarb Gin and lemonade coming right up..."

When ??

I’m resorting to Words with friends here

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Mine will be the cheekiest of Slutjuices please. To the uninitiated that's a mix of vodka, pepsi & Robinson's peach cordial. Looks a dodgy colour of brown but oh so lovely & refreshing!"

Good evening ready....

One cheeky slut juice coming right up!....

It looks a bit dodgy so hope its refreshing!...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Thank god

Do you think I’ll get chatted up ??

I’ll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please

Good evening Floro...

I'm sure there will be some charming gentlemen in the bar tonight..

One Rhubarb Gin and lemonade coming right up...

When ??

I’m resorting to Words with friends here

I'm sure it wont be too long!...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d like a blood orange gin double please with ice and lemonade

I’ll just pull up a seat at the bar as I don’t have much interest in football tonight

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By *019ReadyCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"Mine will be the cheekiest of Slutjuices please. To the uninitiated that's a mix of vodka, pepsi & Robinson's peach cordial. Looks a dodgy colour of brown but oh so lovely & refreshing!

Good evening ready....

One cheeky slut juice coming right up!....

It looks a bit dodgy so hope its refreshing!..."

Thanking you kind bar person!

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Good evening Ash and Lorna

Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please?

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"Thank god

Do you think I’ll get chatted up ??

I’ll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please

Good evening Floro...

I'm sure there will be some charming gentlemen in the bar tonight..

One Rhubarb Gin and lemonade coming right up..."

I'll have the same but with soda water and plenty of berries in it please

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"I’d like a blood orange gin double please with ice and lemonade

I’ll just pull up a seat at the bar as I don’t have much interest in football tonight "

Good evening badgirl...

One blood orange double gin with ice and lemonade coming right up...

Please do join us at the bar..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d like a blood orange gin double please with ice and lemonade

I’ll just pull up a seat at the bar as I don’t have much interest in football tonight

Good evening badgirl...

One blood orange double gin with ice and lemonade coming right up...

Please do join us at the bar.."

Thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey you two!

I'd love my usual g&t please...bombey if you have it?...and Mr F will have Honey JD on ice!!

I'll join those at the bar not really interested in the footie!!

PT x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let’s just get him d*unk

It’s a whole different type of d*unk haha

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Good evening Ash and Lorna

Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please? "

Good evening lovely Babs...

One very large Gordons gin with ice coming right up..

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Thank god

Do you think I’ll get chatted up ??

I’ll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please

Good evening Floro...

I'm sure there will be some charming gentlemen in the bar tonight..

One Rhubarb Gin and lemonade coming right up...

I'll have the same but with soda water and plenty of berries in it please

Good evening Toxic...One Rhubarb Gin with Soda and lots of berries in it....

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Good evening Lorna and Ash *waves*

Can I have a ice cold cola please?

And is there any nuts for me to nibble on tonight?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Thank god

Do you think I’ll get chatted up ??

I’ll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please

Good evening Floro...

I'm sure there will be some charming gentlemen in the bar tonight..

One Rhubarb Gin and lemonade coming right up...

When ??

I’m resorting to Words with friends here

*puts on my deepest manly voice*

Hey, how you doin'?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey you two!

I'd love my usual g&t please...bombey if you have it?...and Mr F will have Honey JD on ice!!

I'll join those at the bar not really interested in the footie!!

PT x"

Hello to you two too. Of course we have bombey, so your drinks are coming right up.

I will join you as I'v lost Ash to the football!

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By *oingMan over a year ago

co. antrim

Beer please bar keep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aperol spritz, please...with a slice or two.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Lorna and Ash *waves*

Can I have a ice cold cola please?

And is there any nuts for me to nibble on tonight?

Hello lovely, ice cold cola coming right up. I'm sure I can find you somthing to nibble on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beer please bar keep"

Good evening hotcupofcoffee, one lovely cold beer coming your way.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Aperol spritz, please...with a slice or two."

Good evening Cereal...

One Aperol spritz with a couple of slices coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cointreau with ice please.

And one for your good self...

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Good evening Ash and Lorna

Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please?

Good evening lovely Babs...

One very large Gordons gin with ice coming right up..

Thank you. I’m going to sit with the ladies

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Large rum please barman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cointreau with ice please.

And one for your good self... "

Well I don't mine if I do, thank you very much. We have lost Ash to the football so you have to put up with me I'm afraid!

One Cointreau with ice coming right up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Ash and Lorna

Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please?

Good evening lovely Babs...

One very large Gordons gin with ice coming right up..

Thank you. I’m going to sit with the ladies

Yes come take a seat Babs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Large rum please barman

I'm a barlady

One Large rum coming right up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aperol spritz, please...with a slice or two.

Good evening Cereal...

One Aperol spritz with a couple of slices coming right up..."

Slainte Ash

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By *astyEricMan over a year ago

Hull

6 shots of ice cold vodka please Ash

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Good evening Ash and Lorna

Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please?

Good evening lovely Babs...

One very large Gordons gin with ice coming right up..

Thank you. I’m going to sit with the ladies

Yes come take a seat Babs.

Thanks lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"6 shots of ice cold vodka please Ash "

Ash is watching the footie and I'm in charge while he is a way. 6 vodka shots coming right up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh the football just got interesting!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Ash and Lorna

Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please?

Good evening lovely Babs...

One very large Gordons gin with ice coming right up..

Thank you. I’m going to sit with the ladies

Yes come take a seat Babs.

Thanks lovely

Just seen a streaker Babs!

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Good evening Ash and Lorna

Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please? "

Ooo fancy seeing you here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Ash!

What a surprise!

almost all female in the bar tonight!! No big screen for the match?

May I have a kopperberg summer fruits and s bag of crisps please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Ash!

What a surprise!

almost all female in the bar tonight!! No big screen for the match?

May I have a kopperberg summer fruits and s bag of crisps please x "

Yep and no Ash he too has deserted us for a bunch of footballers!

One kopperberg on its way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could murder a Guinness please.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening Ash!

What a surprise!

almost all female in the bar tonight!! No big screen for the match?

May I have a kopperberg summer fruits and s bag of crisps please x

Yep and no Ash he too has deserted us for a bunch of footballers!

One kopperberg on its way.

Thanks Lorna

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could murder a Guinness please. "

Hello, one lovely glass of Guinness coming right away. (no need to murder it though)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x"

Anything for you lovely lady.

I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x

Anything for you lovely lady.

I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?

You don't have to ask me twice. I'd love to thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey you two!

I'd love my usual g&t please...bombey if you have it?...and Mr F will have Honey JD on ice!!

I'll join those at the bar not really interested in the footie!!

PT x

Hello to you two too. Of course we have bombey, so your drinks are coming right up.

I will join you as I'v lost Ash to the football!

Thank you Lorna!.... I reckon the bar is going to be the best place to be!...lots of very sexy ladies over here!!

PT x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey you two!

I'd love my usual g&t please...bombey if you have it?...and Mr F will have Honey JD on ice!!

I'll join those at the bar not really interested in the footie!!

PT x

Hello to you two too. Of course we have bombey, so your drinks are coming right up.

I will join you as I'v lost Ash to the football!

Thank you Lorna!.... I reckon the bar is going to be the best place to be!...lots of very sexy ladies over here!!

PT x"

Yes and we can all have a shot or two. (on the house of course) It's like a MLS warm up in here tonight. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Lorna and Ash, can I have a large white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Lorna and Ash, can I have a large white wine please x

Of course you can lovely lady.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x

Anything for you lovely lady.

I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?

Ooo love shots

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

The jukebox has broken down so sadly I can't do any music requests but will be some cheesy 80's pop music on in the background to start the night of with...

My lovely lady Lorna will be in charge behind the bar helping out while the football is on...

What can i get you to drink on this beautiful sunny evening?"

Vodka n please

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Aperol spritz, please...with a slice or two."

I love aperol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x

Anything for you lovely lady.

I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?

Ooo love shots

I think we might need a few more.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

The jukebox has broken down so sadly I can't do any music requests but will be some cheesy 80's pop music on in the background to start the night of with...

My lovely lady Lorna will be in charge behind the bar helping out while the football is on...

What can i get you to drink on this beautiful sunny evening?

Vodka n please

A very warm welcome to you lovely lady, one large vodka and on its way. Me and ladies are doing a few shots, come join us.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x

Anything for you lovely lady.

I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?

Ooo love shots

I think we might need a few more.

Lots more

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By *oingMan over a year ago

co. antrim

"Beer please bar keep

Good evening hotcupofcoffee, one lovely cold beer coming your way.

Many thanks, I’ll start on the gin shortly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x

Anything for you lovely lady.

I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?

Ooo love shots

I think we might need a few more.

Lots more

What shots should we do next?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beer please bar keep

Good evening hotcupofcoffee, one lovely cold beer coming your way.

Many thanks, I’ll start on the gin shortly "

Oh love a gin or three!

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Evening Ash and Lorna

I’m having a no alcohol weekend so could I have a Diet Coke please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Ash and Lorna

I’m having a no alcohol weekend so could I have a Diet Coke please "

Oh course, one lovely cold diet on its way.

Iv not had alcohol for ages!

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

The jukebox has broken down so sadly I can't do any music requests but will be some cheesy 80's pop music on in the background to start the night of with...

My lovely lady Lorna will be in charge behind the bar helping out while the football is on...

What can i get you to drink on this beautiful sunny evening?

Vodka n please

A very warm welcome to you lovely lady, one large vodka and on its way. Me and ladies are doing a few shots, come join us.

Ooh thanks love a few cheeky shots my post should of said vodka n lol x

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

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vodka n cola as it won't let me say the c word x

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Evening Ash. How you diddling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

The jukebox has broken down so sadly I can't do any music requests but will be some cheesy 80's pop music on in the background to start the night of with...

My lovely lady Lorna will be in charge behind the bar helping out while the football is on...

What can i get you to drink on this beautiful sunny evening?

Vodka n please

A very warm welcome to you lovely lady, one large vodka and on its way. Me and ladies are doing a few shots, come join us.

Ooh thanks love a few cheeky shots my post should of said vodka n lol x

Love a few shots on a lovely evening like this. X

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Evening Ash and Lorna

I’m having a no alcohol weekend so could I have a Diet Coke please

Oh course, one lovely cold diet on its way.

Iv not had alcohol for ages!

I’m off to Ibiza with the girls on Friday so I’m saving myself Lorna

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x

Anything for you lovely lady.

I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?

Ooo love shots

I think we might need a few more.

Lots more

What shots should we do next? "

Oh god...I'm not good with shots!!! This could get very messy! just don't give me tequila!!!

PT x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Ash and Lorna

I’m having a no alcohol weekend so could I have a Diet Coke please

Oh course, one lovely cold diet on its way.

Iv not had alcohol for ages!

I’m off to Ibiza with the girls on Friday so I’m saving myself Lorna "

Oh how exciting!!

Yes I'm sure you will make for it next week.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Can we have jaeger bombs and sambuca shots too? Please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x

Anything for you lovely lady.

I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?

Ooo love shots

I think we might need a few more.

Lots more

What shots should we do next?

Oh god...I'm not good with shots!!! This could get very messy! just don't give me tequila!!!

PT x"

Why what happens if we give you tequila?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Evening Ash. How you diddling

Good evening Scarlet....Just watching the football at the moment...

Its Half Time....

Can i get something for you to drink at the bar tonight?...

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x

Anything for you lovely lady.

I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?

Ooo love shots

I think we might need a few more.

Lots more

What shots should we do next? "

Cherry bakewell please Lorna

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we have jaeger bombs and sambuca shots too? Please x"

Absolutely. Lining them up as we speak.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x

Anything for you lovely lady.

I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?

Ooo love shots

I think we might need a few more.

Lots more

What shots should we do next?

Cherry bakewell please Lorna "

Oh my kinda shot, good shout.

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Can we have jaeger bombs and sambuca shots too? Please x"

I love jaeger bombs

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x

Anything for you lovely lady.

I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?

Ooo love shots

I think we might need a few more.

Lots more

What shots should we do next?

Oh god...I'm not good with shots!!! This could get very messy! just don't give me tequila!!!

PT x

Why what happens if we give you tequila?

One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila FLOOR!!

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Not had cherry bakewell shots. Sound very nice x

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening Ash. How you diddling

Good evening Scarlet....Just watching the football at the moment...

Its Half Time....

Can i get something for you to drink at the bar tonight?..."

I'm in Bacardi and tonight sweetie

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By *illybare partyMan over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

Anyone got Carmel rum. Need to be reminded of GC

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Evening Ash. How you diddling

Good evening Scarlet....Just watching the football at the moment...

Its Half Time....

Can i get something for you to drink at the bar tonight?...

I'm in Bacardi and tonight sweetie

One Bacardi and cola coming your way my lovely....

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By *ySweetLadyWoman over a year ago

London

Can I really order anything?

Well, I have always wanted to try a Macallan 18...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Anyone got Carmel rum. Need to be reminded of GC"

Hola We sure do!...One Caramel rum just like in GC coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pink champagne with a cheeky tequila shot on the side if u would be so kind x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Can I really order anything?

Well, I have always wanted to try a Macallan 18..."

You can order anything at the Fab Bar!...

One Macallan 18 single malt coming right up!...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pink champagne with a cheeky tequila shot on the side if u would be so kind x"

Good evening, yes of course on its way.

Lots of shots being consumed this evening.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Not had cherry bakewell shots. Sound very nice x"

They are delicious

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

Hope all of you lovely ladies have been having fun at the Fab Bar tonight...

Sorry that there is no jukebox this evening....

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Pink champagne with a cheeky tequila shot on the side if u would be so kind x"

Oh very classy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pink champagne with a cheeky tequila shot on the side if u would be so kind x

Good evening, yes of course on its way.

Lots of shots being consumed this evening.

Good girl, keep them coming, u will get a good tip haha

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening Ash. How you diddling

Good evening Scarlet....Just watching the football at the moment...

Its Half Time....

Can i get something for you to drink at the bar tonight?...

I'm in Bacardi and tonight sweetie

One Bacardi and cola coming your way my lovely....

Forever my saint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening lovely people

I'm finally allowed to join these fantastic forums.

May I please have a sauvignon blanc and a cheeky smile.

Happy slurping

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"Not had cherry bakewell shots. Sound very nice x"

They sound lush never had them x

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

a shot of wild turkey...make it a triple..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x

Anything for you lovely lady.

I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?

Ooo love shots

I think we might need a few more.

Lots more

What shots should we do next?

Oh god...I'm not good with shots!!! This could get very messy! just don't give me tequila!!!

PT x

Why what happens if we give you tequila?

One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila FLOOR!! "

Yep pretty much this!!! Altho it's unlikely I'll make it past 2 before hitting the floor!!

and if I do make it past 2 then the chances are there will be clothes removed and dancing on the bar!!...altho not sure what order that will happen!!

PT x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Good evening lovely people

I'm finally allowed to join these fantastic forums.

May I please have a sauvignon blanc and a cheeky smile.

Happy slurping "

Good evening Peek and welcome to the Fab lounge bar and forums...

One Sauvignon Blanc with a cheeky smile coming right up!...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"a shot of wild turkey...make it a triple.."

A triple shot of wild turkey bourbon coming right up....

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Good evening lovely people

I'm finally allowed to join these fantastic forums.

May I please have a sauvignon blanc and a cheeky smile.

Happy slurping "

Pull up a chair!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x

Anything for you lovely lady.

I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?

Ooo love shots

I think we might need a few more.

Lots more

What shots should we do next?

Oh god...I'm not good with shots!!! This could get very messy! just don't give me tequila!!!

PT x

Why what happens if we give you tequila?

One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila FLOOR!!

Yep pretty much this!!! Altho it's unlikely I'll make it past 2 before hitting the floor!!

and if I do make it past 2 then the chances are there will be clothes removed and dancing on the bar!!...altho not sure what order that will happen!!

PT x"

And tonight’s entertainment is.... go for it!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Evening Ash. How you diddling

Good evening Scarlet....Just watching the football at the moment...

Its Half Time....

Can i get something for you to drink at the bar tonight?...

I'm in Bacardi and tonight sweetie

One Bacardi and cola coming your way my lovely....

Forever my saint

you're always very welcome...

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Morgan spice rum and .. (not draft.) bottled or canned..

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Morgan spice rum and .. (not draft.) bottled or canned.. "

One captain Morgan spice rum and cola coming right up...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening Ash. How you diddling

Good evening Scarlet....Just watching the football at the moment...

Its Half Time....

Can i get something for you to drink at the bar tonight?...

I'm in Bacardi and tonight sweetie

One Bacardi and cola coming your way my lovely....

Forever my saint

you're always very welcome...

Cheers Ash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fosters

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

"Morgan spice rum and .. (not draft.) bottled or canned..

One captain Morgan spice rum and cola coming right up..."

Very kind... May I have a double next..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x

Anything for you lovely lady.

I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?

Ooo love shots

I think we might need a few more.

Lots more

What shots should we do next?

Oh god...I'm not good with shots!!! This could get very messy! just don't give me tequila!!!

PT x

Why what happens if we give you tequila?

One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila FLOOR!!

Yep pretty much this!!! Altho it's unlikely I'll make it past 2 before hitting the floor!!

and if I do make it past 2 then the chances are there will be clothes removed and dancing on the bar!!...altho not sure what order that will happen!!

PT x

And tonight’s entertainment is.... go for it!

Ha ha!! Haven't seen any tequila shots yet so I'm safe for now!! Might slope off soon before I get easily led astray!!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Fosters "

One pint of Fosters coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Morgan spice rum and .. (not draft.) bottled or canned..

One captain Morgan spice rum and cola coming right up...

Very kind... May I have a double next.. "

You're very welcome.....A double on its way to you...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x

Anything for you lovely lady.

I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?

Ooo love shots

I think we might need a few more.

Lots more

What shots should we do next?

Oh god...I'm not good with shots!!! This could get very messy! just don't give me tequila!!!

PT x

Why what happens if we give you tequila?

One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila FLOOR!!

Yep pretty much this!!! Altho it's unlikely I'll make it past 2 before hitting the floor!!

and if I do make it past 2 then the chances are there will be clothes removed and dancing on the bar!!...altho not sure what order that will happen!!

PT x

And tonight’s entertainment is.... go for it!

Ha ha!! Haven't seen any tequila shots yet so I'm safe for now!! Might slope off soon before I get easily led astray!!

3 Tequila shots for PT coming right up!...

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

"Morgan spice rum and .. (not draft.) bottled or canned..

One captain Morgan spice rum and cola coming right up...

Very kind... May I have a double next..

You're very welcome.....A double on its way to you..."

Excellent service sir... And just as I like it tall glass with 2/3 rocks of ice.. And slice of lime..

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"a shot of wild turkey...make it a triple..

A triple shot of wild turkey bourbon coming right up...."

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Morgan spice rum and .. (not draft.) bottled or canned..

One captain Morgan spice rum and cola coming right up...

Very kind... May I have a double next..

You're very welcome.....A double on its way to you...

Excellent service sir... And just as I like it tall glass with 2/3 rocks of ice.. And slice of lime.. "

I hope you'll leave a good review on Trip Adviser for me!...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a very large glass of rosé wine please Ash

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Certainly enjoying the ambiance you bar is generating this evening sir... And the Scenary isn't bad either..

Causally observing the flirting going on

....

Time for refill please...

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

If last orders been rung I didn't hear it...

Or have you slipped out on a break and been distracted by one of your clients who's followed you...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Can I have a very large glass of rosé wine please Ash

Good evening Cat...

Sorry for the delay....

One very large glass of Rose wine coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you Ash, hope your have a lovely weekend

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By *he rover returnedWoman over a year ago

xxx

Id love a pint of thick creamy Guinness. Pour it right, take your time, give me that nice thick creamy head

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"If last orders been rung I didn't hear it...

Or have you slipped out on a break and been distracted by one of your clients who's followed you... "

Last orders havent been rung yet!....

I had a break to have some dinner...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Thank you Ash, hope your have a lovely weekend

You're welcome Cat and hope you're having a great weekend...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Id love a pint of thick creamy Guinness. Pour it right, take your time, give me that nice thick creamy head

Good evening Rover....One pint of Guinness with a thick creamy head coming right up!...

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By *he rover returnedWoman over a year ago

xxx

"Id love a pint of thick creamy Guinness. Pour it right, take your time, give me that nice thick creamy head

Good evening Rover....One pint of Guinness with a thick creamy head coming right up!...

Yum yum ...you make a girl very happy. Thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Id love a pint of thick creamy Guinness. Pour it right, take your time, give me that nice thick creamy head

Good evening Rover....One pint of Guinness with a thick creamy head coming right up!...

Yum yum ...you make a girl very happy. Thank you

Thank you....I always like to please...

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

I'll take another double spice rum and ... If I may

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"I'll take another double spice rum and ... If I may"

You sure can...Another double spice rum and cola coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohh ash id love a nice Bailey's instead of my pink gin tonight.

And some nice soothing music to get me chilled out. I can't seem to drink Late these days (think I'm getting old)

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Ohh ash id love a nice Bailey's instead of my pink gin tonight.

And some nice soothing music to get me chilled out. I can't seem to drink Late these days (think I'm getting old)

Good evening tempted....

One Baileys coming right up and some soothing music to chill you out.....

They do say a small late night tipple before bed is very good for you...

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Would a massage assist with the chillin

You could sip your baileys as you lean against the pillar and I could one handedly massage your back..

Think ill have another one when you're ready..

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

How much cream would you like with that..

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

Thanks to everyone who stopped by at the Fab lounge Bar tonight and to my lovely Lorna for helping out so I could watch the football...Hopefully the jukebox will be fixed for next Saturday...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?

were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Thank you for excellent service

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?

were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...

You two are superstars. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

5 pints of pinkest gin please Ash , then i must go to bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?

were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...

You two are superstars. Thank you

You’re welcome

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?

were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...

You can't close, me and Babs have just come out of that crazy nocturnal thread thing and need a drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?

were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...

You two are superstars. Thank you

You’re welcome

Sorry wrong face

bloody fingers when pissed

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By *icetouch83Man over a year ago

swansea

"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?

were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...

You two are superstars. Thank you

You’re welcome

Sorry wrong face

bloody fingers when pissed

What you doing in here you don't need anymore alcohol

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?

were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...

You can't close, me and Babs have just come out of that crazy nocturnal thread thing and need a drink

Samiss if they go to bed and leave us here we can help ourselves

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?

were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...

You two are superstars. Thank you

You’re welcome

Sorry wrong face

bloody fingers when pissed

Come and sit down. Would you like a hot chocolate?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?

were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...

You can't close, me and Babs have just come out of that crazy nocturnal thread thing and need a drink

...of spaff

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?

were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...

You can't close, me and Babs have just come out of that crazy nocturnal thread thing and need a drink

Samiss if they go to bed and leave us here we can help ourselves

Yep, wedge the door open so we can get in

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?

were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...

You can't close, me and Babs have just come out of that crazy nocturnal thread thing and need a drink

...of spaff

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?

were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...

You can't close, me and Babs have just come out of that crazy nocturnal thread thing and need a drink

...of spaff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service

They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service

They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though

Yep, we're in...don't tell Ash and Lorna though..they'll be upset..

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service

They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though

Yep, we're in...don't tell Ash and Lorna though..they'll be upset..

I’m looking for nuts. You grab the gin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service

They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though

Yep, we're in...don't tell Ash and Lorna though..they'll be upset..

My lips are sealed

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service

They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though

Yep, we're in...don't tell Ash and Lorna though..they'll be upset..

I’m looking for nuts. You grab the gin

Ok..get the roasted ones..I've found pink gin..

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service

They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though

Yep, we're in...don't tell Ash and Lorna though..they'll be upset..

My lips are sealed

Come and join us..come round the back door..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service

They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though

Yep, we're in...don't tell Ash and Lorna though..they'll be upset..

My lips are sealed

Come and join us..come round the back door.."

On my way. Hope you got lots of gin

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service

They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though

Yep, we're in...don't tell Ash and Lorna though..they'll be upset..

My lips are sealed

Come and join us..come round the back door..

On my way. Hope you got lots of gin

We got lots..see if you can find any roasted nuts..think Babs has gone for a wee..or crisps will do, long as they're not cheese and onion, coz they make me burp..

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