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You call childbirth pain?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"quite agree, you always hear women say they would like another baby.
never heard a man say he would like another kick in the bollox"
This is true lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Unless there’s a better than 50% chance you’re going to shit yourself in a room full of strangers (which isn’t a fetish club) I think you’re missing a lot of the pain picture  "
Lol. You've shifted my perspective. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to say an anal fissure is pain!! It’s like poo’ing glass when you go. Ouch. 18 months of that I had.  or like someone stabbing you in the ass with knitting needles after you have been to the loo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess. 
Man up lol
I’m not sure we are allowed say that anymore hahaha "
What about suck it up buttercup  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to say an anal fissure is pain!! It’s like poo’ing glass when you go. Ouch. 18 months of that I had. or like someone stabbing you in the ass with knitting needles after you have been to the loo. "
TMI!!! I still fancy you though! |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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"I have to say an anal fissure is pain!! It’s like poo’ing glass when you go. Ouch. 18 months of that I had. or like someone stabbing you in the ass with knitting needles after you have been to the loo. "
Aw bend over this won't hurt a bit after that |
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"I have to say an anal fissure is pain!! It’s like poo’ing glass when you go. Ouch. 18 months of that I had. or like someone stabbing you in the ass with knitting needles after you have been to the loo. "
I may never unclench my arse again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have to say an anal fissure is pain!! It’s like poo’ing glass when you go. Ouch. 18 months of that I had. or like someone stabbing you in the ass with knitting needles after you have been to the loo. TMI!!! I still fancy you though!"
Haha. It killed my marriage as I didn’t let him touch me for 5 years. Never want to have a tear again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess.
Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?  "
I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess.
Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy? "
Who wants a massive jungle down there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess.
Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?
I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom. "
My bush is like napoleon dynamites illustrious globe of hair. You’ll love it, don’t fret |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess.
Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?
I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom.
My bush is like napoleon dynamites illustrious globe of hair. You’ll love it, don’t fret"
Haha! Yes yes!
I can only think of his dance now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess.
Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?
I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom.
My bush is like napoleon dynamites illustrious globe of hair. You’ll love it, don’t fret"
I’m gagging as I write this. |
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess.
Man up lol
I’m not sure we are allowed say that anymore hahaha
What about suck it up buttercup "
Well it all depends on the context haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess. "
Try it with a hardon next time...makes the balls tighter....apparently. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess.
Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?
I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom.
My bush is like napoleon dynamites illustrious globe of hair. You’ll love it, don’t fret
I’m gagging as I write this. "
That’s preferable  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess.
Man up lol
I’m not sure we are allowed say that anymore hahaha
What about suck it up buttercup
Well it all depends on the context haha "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess.
Once is an accident.
Twice is careless  "
I know. I should've taken my time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait does childbirth hurt?!"
Depends on your pain tolerance really I've had 4 children only had pain relief with 1st one mainly because I was told to didn't actually think I needed it delivery is painful labour it's self I found more of an uncomfortable pain but tiring and exhausting but everyone is different |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thought childbirth hurt...I mean really bloody hurt and then the stitches blah blah but then I had gallstones and jesus h christ that's worse than all the pain.
You nicking your ballsack was probably worse though |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess. "
To be fair, I caught myself last night and didn't realise until I noticed the blood, that's how tough I am... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess.
Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?
I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom.
My bush is like napoleon dynamites illustrious globe of hair. You’ll love it, don’t fret
I’m gagging as I write this.
That’s preferable "
I shall keep the ball gag on then, no chance of choking on hair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess.
Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?
I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom.
My bush is like napoleon dynamites illustrious globe of hair. You’ll love it, don’t fret
I’m gagging as I write this.
That’s preferable
I shall keep the ball gag on then, no chance of choking on hair. "
You’d love it, tastes of candy floss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess.
Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?
I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom.
My bush is like napoleon dynamites illustrious globe of hair. You’ll love it, don’t fret
I’m gagging as I write this.
That’s preferable
I shall keep the ball gag on then, no chance of choking on hair.
You’d love it, tastes of candy floss. "
And now I’ve just done a little bit of sick in my mouth. |
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"Wait does childbirth hurt?!
Depends on your pain tolerance really I've had 4 children only had pain relief with 1st one mainly because I was told to didn't actually think I needed it delivery is painful labour it's self I found more of an uncomfortable pain but tiring and exhausting but everyone is different "
Wow! Hats off to you lady! I've had one child with all the pain relief I could get & would now need an epidural for a leg wax!
I know, I know - Ladywuss right here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess. "
Severe reaction to some medication landed me in hospital for a week. First 3 days on a drip and morfin. Now that was pain wouldn't wish for the enemy.
Mrs |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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There's one particular bit of childbirth that they say stings a bit and you're supposed to breathe through it.
Just imagine a lighter being held under your balls whether you've nicked it or not!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess. "
After an emergency c-section I was stitched up without painkillers. That's a couple of layers by the time they get to the skin. Fancy estimating how many nicks did that amount to? 
And I didn't think it was too bad.
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess. "
Sits back with a beer and salted nuts....ooooh maybe not the best to munch on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.
What a bloody mess.
Sits back with a beer and salted nuts....ooooh maybe not the best to munch on. "
Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sheesh! Is that all? A couple nips on a clipper.
Try having your balls twisted and requiring surgery to untwist them.
Or having your knee snap 90 degrees making your leg look like an L.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sheesh! Is that all? A couple nips on a clipper.
Try having your balls twisted and requiring surgery to untwist them.
Or having your knee snap 90 degrees making your leg look like an L.
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Yooooo it’s not a competition |
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"I do call it pain. Kidney stones are apparently on a par. Spinal stenosis is possibly slightly worse"
Try slipping and rupturing a disc in the lower back ... my doctor told me he's had women say they'd rather give birth again than have that pain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait does childbirth hurt?!
Depends on your pain tolerance really I've had 4 children only had pain relief with 1st one mainly because I was told to didn't actually think I needed it delivery is painful labour it's self I found more of an uncomfortable pain but tiring and exhausting but everyone is different
Wow! Hats off to you lady! I've had one child with all the pain relief I could get & would now need an epidural for a leg wax!
I know, I know - Ladywuss right here! "
But then I cry like a baby if I stub my toe so I think maybe I just good with pain endurance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine pooping a melon out your ahole...
As for your papercut, stop being a drama llama!
I don't think that's how babies are born "
No, it is not, but you'd get the gist |
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