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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"Watching 'First Dates' and learnt that a litre from a bull sells to farmers for £100,000!!!! I bet that puts men in the shade with their jism, including mine. "
A litre is one hell of a lot of ejaculations. I’m tempted to work out how long that would take and then work out the hourly rate you’d need to get paid for wanking to get the equivalent money!  |
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"Watching 'First Dates' and learnt that a litre from a bull sells to farmers for £100,000!!!! I bet that puts men in the shade with their jism, including mine.
A litre is one hell of a lot of ejaculations. I’m tempted to work out how long that would take and then work out the hourly rate you’d need to get paid for wanking to get the equivalent money! "
5ml apparently, so a litre is 200 wanks, get cracking! |
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"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time. "
I cannot get this image out if my head now. All that and only 8 seconds to complete the act.  |
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"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time.
I cannot get this image out if my head now. All that and only 8 seconds to complete the act. "
Sorry  |
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"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time.
I cannot get this image out if my head now. All that and only 8 seconds to complete the act.
Sorry "
Don't be sorry. I'm still laughing. |
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"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time.
I cannot get this image out if my head now. All that and only 8 seconds to complete the act. "
Story of my life!  |
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"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time.
I cannot get this image out if my head now. All that and only 8 seconds to complete the act.
Story of my life! "
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"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time.
I cannot get this image out if my head now. All that and only 8 seconds to complete the act. "
Only 8 secs????
How come many guys declare themselves as bull then  |
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By *tew008Man
over a year ago
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"Watching 'First Dates' and learnt that a litre from a bull sells to farmers for £100,000!!!! I bet that puts men in the shade with their jism, including mine. "
Well if I was getting £100 a milliliter. I’d still be wanking as much but a lot richer. |
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"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time. "
Plus another one to hold the bull porn while running backwards. |
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"Watching 'First Dates' and learnt that a litre from a bull sells to farmers for £100,000!!!! I bet that puts men in the shade with their jism, including mine. "
Wow that's a lot of cash..I wonder how much 1 bull produces and if you edge him would it be more |
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over a year ago
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"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time. "
Fantastic!! |
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Hi guys!!!.I'm the guy (wanker?) who started this thread and I want to say how wonderful you have been to have contributed so many funny comments. Have a fantastic time this weekend in the hot weather and may there be a fountain of spunk spurting and oozing from every orifice!!!! H |
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