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over a year ago
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"Could you fit a Yankee candle up your front bottom?
The way she is tonight, even the George Foreman grill is looking nervous
The tribbing of the two cheese toasties  "
So hot.  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Could you fit a Yankee candle up your front bottom?
The way she is tonight, even the George Foreman grill is looking nervous
The tribbing of the two cheese toasties
So hot. "
Both can scald you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If your dad and your boyfriend (assume/imagine you have both) swapped bodies and the only way to get them to swap back was to fuck one of them.
Which one would you pick? |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If your dad and your boyfriend (assume/imagine you have both) swapped bodies and the only way to get them to swap back was to fuck one of them.
Which one would you pick?"
Both. Just to make sure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your dad and your boyfriend (assume/imagine you have both) swapped bodies and the only way to get them to swap back was to fuck one of them.
Which one would you pick?
Both. Just to make sure. "
That's gross. But I love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your dad and your boyfriend (assume/imagine you have both) swapped bodies and the only way to get them to swap back was to fuck one of them.
Which one would you pick?"
Good question |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If your dad and your boyfriend (assume/imagine you have both) swapped bodies and the only way to get them to swap back was to fuck one of them.
Which one would you pick?
Both. Just to make sure.
That's gross. But I love it"
I don’t get much cock. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If i were to subtly flutter my eyelashes and tell you, oh so coyly, that I really quite fancy you; what would your response be?    "
I never saw this post!! Profuse apologies.
My response would be “lie down, I’m going to do the touching now” |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Estella, Estella I can't think of anything to ask you. Tell us one thing about yourself that you think would surprise us
I deal with daily suicidal ideation.
 you personally?"
Yes. I’m fine, don’t worry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats your phone number? Lol
You can have it for 50 quid paypalled to me by 11pm.
Let's face it, it's the best offer you're going to get.
Don’t betray me."
You've just offered to fuck half the site.
I felt special 20 minutes ago  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i were to subtly flutter my eyelashes and tell you, oh so coyly, that I really quite fancy you; what would your response be?
I never saw this post!! Profuse apologies.
My response would be “lie down, I’m going to do the touching now”"
Noted! |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Whats your phone number? Lol
You can have it for 50 quid paypalled to me by 11pm.
Let's face it, it's the best offer you're going to get.
Don’t betray me.
You've just offered to fuck half the site.
I felt special 20 minutes ago "
You might want to focus on one of the answers on this thread better. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"If i were to subtly flutter my eyelashes and tell you, oh so coyly, that I really quite fancy you; what would your response be?
I never saw this post!! Profuse apologies.
My response would be “lie down, I’m going to do the touching now”
Noted! "
Then I’d get very dommey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats your phone number? Lol
You can have it for 50 quid paypalled to me by 11pm.
Let's face it, it's the best offer you're going to get.
Don’t betray me.
You've just offered to fuck half the site.
I felt special 20 minutes ago
You might want to focus on one of the answers on this thread better."
I'm special again. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Whats your phone number? Lol
You can have it for 50 quid paypalled to me by 11pm.
Let's face it, it's the best offer you're going to get.
Don’t betray me.
You've just offered to fuck half the site.
I felt special 20 minutes ago
You might want to focus on one of the answers on this thread better.
I'm special again."
Such a needy cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I dare you
Will you do it?
Probably."
Choose a random person in your near vicinity and offer them a hug with the biggest smile you can summon on your pretty face
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats your phone number? Lol
You can have it for 50 quid paypalled to me by 11pm.
Let's face it, it's the best offer you're going to get.
Don’t betray me.
You've just offered to fuck half the site.
I felt special 20 minutes ago
You might want to focus on one of the answers on this thread better.
I'm special again.
Such a needy cock"
I don't like to stand out from the crowd. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we see your foof?
Yes - let me upload a pic when I get home.
Woohoo, our lives will be complete. 
Your life has so much more scope than my foof x"
I won't know 'til I've seen it. |
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"Are you a happy d*unk?
WOO HOOOOOOO
I fucking love you ignite
Take that as a yes.
Who do you fancy on this thread?
Everyone.
I better make an appearance then 
“dustwheels”"
erm ..is that a complement..or an insult lol |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"If I dare you
Will you do it?
Probably.
Choose a random person in your near vicinity and offer them a hug with the biggest smile you can summon on your pretty face
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Will do.
Gimme five mins |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Whats your phone number? Lol
You can have it for 50 quid paypalled to me by 11pm.
Let's face it, it's the best offer you're going to get.
Don’t betray me.
You've just offered to fuck half the site.
I felt special 20 minutes ago
You might want to focus on one of the answers on this thread better.
I'm special again.
Such a needy cock
I don't like to stand out from the crowd."
I see you. Always. Crowd or no. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Can we see your foof?
Yes - let me upload a pic when I get home.
Woohoo, our lives will be complete.
Your life has so much more scope than my foof x
I won't know 'til I've seen it. "
Ain’t that the foof |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Are you a happy d*unk?
WOO HOOOOOOO
I fucking love you ignite
Take that as a yes.
Who do you fancy on this thread?
Everyone.
I better make an appearance then
“dustwheels”erm ..is that a complement..or an insult lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we see your foof?
Yes - let me upload a pic when I get home.
Woohoo, our lives will be complete.
Your life has so much more scope than my foof x
I won't know 'til I've seen it.
Ain’t that the foof"
The hole foof, and nothing but the foof. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i were to subtly flutter my eyelashes and tell you, oh so coyly, that I really quite fancy you; what would your response be?
I never saw this post!! Profuse apologies.
My response would be “lie down, I’m going to do the touching now”
Noted!
Then I’d get very dommey "
I rather like dominant women |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"If I dare you
Will you do it?
Probably.
Choose a random person in your near vicinity and offer them a hug with the biggest smile you can summon on your pretty face
Will do.
Gimme five mins"
I may have loudly announced to fellow travellers just as I was alighting from the bus; “buswankers, embrace me” and lunged.
Challenge completed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I dare you
Will you do it?
Probably.
Choose a random person in your near vicinity and offer them a hug with the biggest smile you can summon on your pretty face
Will do.
Gimme five mins
I may have loudly announced to fellow travellers just as I was alighting from the bus; “buswankers, embrace me” and lunged.
Challenge completed "
I had a feeling that’s where you were
Good work |
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"If I dare you
Will you do it?
Probably.
Choose a random person in your near vicinity and offer them a hug with the biggest smile you can summon on your pretty face
Will do.
Gimme five mins
I may have loudly announced to fellow travellers just as I was alighting from the bus; “buswankers, embrace me” and lunged.
Challenge completed
I had a feeling that’s where you were
Good work "
That is great work |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Can we see your foof?
Yes - let me upload a pic when I get home.
Woohoo, our lives will be complete.
Your life has so much more scope than my foof x
I won't know 'til I've seen it.
Ain’t that the foof
The hole foof, and nothing but the foof."
You can’t handle the FOOF! |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"If i were to subtly flutter my eyelashes and tell you, oh so coyly, that I really quite fancy you; what would your response be?
I never saw this post!! Profuse apologies.
My response would be “lie down, I’m going to do the touching now”
Noted!
Then I’d get very dommey
I rather like dominant women "
I’ve got my eye on you. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"If I dare you
Will you do it?
Probably.
Choose a random person in your near vicinity and offer them a hug with the biggest smile you can summon on your pretty face
Will do.
Gimme five mins
I may have loudly announced to fellow travellers just as I was alighting from the bus; “buswankers, embrace me” and lunged.
Challenge completed
I had a feeling that’s where you were
Good work "
I’m safe in my house now too. I may have made food pile. |
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"Estella, Estella I can't think of anything to ask you. Tell us one thing about yourself that you think would surprise us
I deal with daily suicidal ideation.
you personally?
Yes. I’m fine, don’t worry. "
Xxx |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"What brand/s are your kitchen appliances?"
Oooh umm. There’s a Dualit toaster, a Tower
kettle, and Tower rose gold microwave (!), Magimix thingy, KitchenAid stand mixer -
Fuck name the appliance and I’ll name the brand - but ultimately it’s a hodgepodge of happy things rather than a brand adherence. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Do you have a free standing toilet roll holder in your toilet room or a wall mounted?"
Wall mounted. And a pyramid stack of Who Gives A Crap? ethical and colourfully wrapped do-gooder loo roll. So pretty. Google this stuff, it’s snazzy. |
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"Could you fit a Yankee candle up your front bottom?
I’ve no sizing comprehension of that candle.
I know only Jo Malone candles.
Love it and the candle wink wink
Filthy lady."
I am... now where's the food pic |
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