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over a year ago
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"Anyone else suffering from the above?
I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!
And relax  "
I hope you've got a spare pair of wellies for the gent who gets to nail you after your hiatus. |
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"Anyone else suffering from the above?
I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!
And relax "
Doesn't this just rule out the married guys who can only play during the day?!  |
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"Anyone else suffering from the above?
I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!
And relax "
I absolutely know where you are coming from... |
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over a year ago
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"Anyone else suffering from the above?
I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!
And relax
Doesn't this just rule out the married guys who can only play during the day?! "
No. I have 3 friends on here who aren’t married but still have their kids 50% of the time and spend school holidays with them. |
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"Are you saying you're getting horny because you're around the kids more?
There are institutions that house people like you
This joke wasnt very funny to be honest mate. "
Well now that's just not true. |
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"Anyone else suffering from the above?
I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!
And relax "
I can meet at night, but too exhausted to. Mummying has warn me out. I had allsorts of naughty shenigigans planned for the evening but none of them has came to fruition because I'm drained. Back to work on Sunday and I feel like I haven't had a break lol.
6 weeks summer holidays I am going to be damn near virginal 
My lady garden is growing cobwebs 
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"Anyone else suffering from the above?
I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!
And relax
I hope you've got a spare pair of wellies for the gent who gets to nail you after your hiatus. "
Waders lol |
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"Anyone else suffering from the above?
I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!
And relax
I can meet at night, but too exhausted to. Mummying has warn me out. I had allsorts of naughty shenigigans planned for the evening but none of them has came to fruition because I'm drained. Back to work on Sunday and I feel like I haven't had a break lol.
6 weeks summer holidays I am going to be damn near virginal
My lady garden is growing cobwebs
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Use a duster! |
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"Anyone else suffering from the above?
I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!
And relax
I absolutely know where you are coming from... "
On a brighter note, I have probably singlehandedly increased UK wine sales by 100 per cent. |
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"Webcam?
I'm a hands on kind of gal
Singing....
Lay your hands on me,
Lay your hands on me,
Lay your hands on me
What about the rest of me ?  "
Singing again...
We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you
One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue
And if you want love
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body is a wonderland
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Think that was an all time low on the ‘I need sex’ drive 
