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"Just mention "lady stuff" aka periods..... " Xteve obv | |||
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"Start scratching your undercarriage and say you need to get some more lice ointment. " | |||
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"Start scratching your undercarriage and say you need to get some more lice ointment. " | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend " Just tell him you need to leave......and go. | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend " Grab your bag hand him a tissue and say "Bye" | |||
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"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey." | |||
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"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey." Have you seen him sob | |||
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"Why not just telling the truth? And walk out " Tell him he's a shit shag | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend " maybe it's was you that failed the sex. Find a mirror and have a long hard look at yourself. Apologise and make him a nice cuppa. Oh, and check your anus. | |||
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"Get out a catalogue of wedding dresses " Love it | |||
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"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey. Have you seen him sob " A strong woman always leaves a man sobbing behind her as she strides off into the distance looking for her next prey... | |||
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"Cry ... men get awkward when women cry " He's doing enough crying for both of us | |||
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"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey. Have you seen him sob A strong woman always leaves a man sobbing behind her as she strides off into the distance looking for her next prey..." I like you | |||
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"Why not just telling the truth? And walk out Tell him he's a shit shag " Why not if that's the truth | |||
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"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey. Have you seen him sob A strong woman always leaves a man sobbing behind her as she strides off into the distance looking for her next prey... I like you " Just don't take any nonsense from him,make him feed you treats and CAKEY I'm not talking about your sausage! | |||
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"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey. Have you seen him sob A strong woman always leaves a man sobbing behind her as she strides off into the distance looking for her next prey... I like you Just don't take any nonsense from him,make him feed you treats and CAKEY I'm not talking about your sausage!" He's not right. I hold my own | |||
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"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey. Have you seen him sob A strong woman always leaves a man sobbing behind her as she strides off into the distance looking for her next prey... I like you Just don't take any nonsense from him,make him feed you treats and CAKEY I'm not talking about your sausage! He's not right. I hold my own " Good girl! We need to keep these men creatures on their toes erm...knees | |||
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"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey. Have you seen him sob A strong woman always leaves a man sobbing behind her as she strides off into the distance looking for her next prey... I like you Just don't take any nonsense from him,make him feed you treats and CAKEY I'm not talking about your sausage! He's not right. I hold my own Good girl! We need to keep these men creatures on their toes erm...knees " Knees do it for me | |||
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"Throw the kettle at the wall " They can't both the kettle at the wall. | |||
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"Throw the kettle at the wall They can't both the kettle at the wall." What's this kettle you speak of | |||
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"Throw the kettle at the wall They can't both the kettle at the wall." I’m sure one of them could pick the kettle up off the floor | |||
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"Give him another chance" Once was more than enough | |||
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"Throw the kettle at the wall They can't both the kettle at the wall. I’m sure one of them could pick the kettle up off the floor " Yeah but then it wouldn't be an original idea would it. Toaster? | |||
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"Have we got another love story in the making " God forbid. Nobody likes people being happy on the forums! | |||
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"Throw the kettle at the wall They can't both the kettle at the wall. I’m sure one of them could pick the kettle up off the floor Yeah but then it wouldn't be an original idea would it. Toaster?" It has to be the kettle | |||
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"Have we got another love story in the making " Hopefully,I love a love story. | |||
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"Throw the kettle at the wall They can't both the kettle at the wall. I’m sure one of them could pick the kettle up off the floor Yeah but then it wouldn't be an original idea would it. Toaster? It has to be the kettle " Can one not do the kettle and the other the toaster? | |||
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"Throw the kettle at the wall They can't both the kettle at the wall. I’m sure one of them could pick the kettle up off the floor Yeah but then it wouldn't be an original idea would it. Toaster? It has to be the kettle Can one not do the kettle and the other the toaster?" Nope, has to be the kettle | |||
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"Pretty shit thing to do coming on here broadcasting it while still with him in my own opinion." I know right,it's terrible isn't it. | |||
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"Have we got another love story in the making Hopefully,I love a love story." He's a funny guy. No love story and no sex. He couldn't get it up | |||
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"No women on (fab) are interested in me? inbox me, if you are? lol." Why would you write that on this thread? Random | |||
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"No women on (fab) are interested in me? inbox me, if you are? lol." Seriously, what is with the random brackets? | |||
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"No women on (fab) are interested in me? inbox me, if you are? lol. Why would you write that on this thread? Random " Because I can. | |||
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"No women on (fab) are interested in me? inbox me, if you are? lol. Seriously, what is with the random brackets? " Because I want to. | |||
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"Have we got another love story in the making Hopefully,I love a love story. He's a funny guy. No love story and no sex. He couldn't get it up " Aww bless his little cotton socks,hopefully the jigsaw puzzle gives you more pleasure. | |||
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"Have we got another love story in the making Hopefully,I love a love story. He's a funny guy. No love story and no sex. He couldn't get it up Aww bless his little cotton socks,hopefully the jigsaw puzzle gives you more pleasure." Still doing it now. Crying a little still | |||
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"Have we got another love story in the making Hopefully,I love a love story. He's a funny guy. No love story and no sex. He couldn't get it up Aww bless his little cotton socks,hopefully the jigsaw puzzle gives you more pleasure. Still doing it now. Crying a little still " Hand him a tissue, tell him to get his big boy pants on... Then fuck off... Thank you please. | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend " why is he crying? | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend why is he crying?" Because the world is an awful place | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend why is he crying? Because the world is an awful place " and he's a fragile little pup. | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend " Be nice calm him down and leave say your friend needs you x | |||
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"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with. Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho. Be kind, it costs nothing. One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post." | |||
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"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with. Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho. Be kind, it costs nothing. One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post." A man did post one too | |||
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"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with. Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho. Be kind, it costs nothing. One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post." Yeah I wonder what the replies would be or if there's a way of truly finding out... | |||
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"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with. Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho. Be kind, it costs nothing. One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post. Yeah I wonder what the replies would be or if there's a way of truly finding out..." Exactly this | |||
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" poor bugger..... But then I also feel sorry for her...... Must be shit for both involved. " Think of the poor man who was there to wank and watch and had to witness all this He’s just stood with a kettle now | |||
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"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with. Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho. Be kind, it costs nothing. One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post. Yeah I wonder what the replies would be or if there's a way of truly finding out... Exactly this " It may forever be a mystery. | |||
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" poor bugger..... But then I also feel sorry for her...... Must be shit for both involved. " It was believe me. He promised me I'd feel the earth move. 20 secs later and he was done | |||
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" poor bugger..... But then I also feel sorry for her...... Must be shit for both involved. Think of the poor man who was there to wank and watch and had to witness all this He’s just stood with a kettle now " That kettle starred in the opening shot of Corrie tonight. | |||
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"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with. Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho. Be kind, it costs nothing. One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post. Yeah I wonder what the replies would be or if there's a way of truly finding out..." Well apparently a man did post a thread of similar vain too so I'm led to believe. The nature of the replies we know not, which was kind of where I was thinking. I just think it is horrible to disgregard peoples feelings, he obviously is having issues | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x " I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. " Well put | |||
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"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with. Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho. Be kind, it costs nothing. One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post. Yeah I wonder what the replies would be or if there's a way of truly finding out... Well apparently a man did post a thread of similar vain too so I'm led to believe. The nature of the replies we know not, which was kind of where I was thinking. I just think it is horrible to disgregard peoples feelings, he obviously is having issues " The only issue he has is his choice of cake,so I hear. | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. Well put " Well thankyou. | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. Well put " Well thankyou. | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. Well put Well thankyou." Your a star | |||
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"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey." This | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. " I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. " | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. " You do know this is a pisstake right? | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. You do know this is a pisstake right?" Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. You do know this is a pisstake right? Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts " Is this still going | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. You do know this is a pisstake right? Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts " It's got me second guessing myself,I hope he's not still crying anyway. | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. You do know this is a pisstake right? Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts Is this still going " There's a few worried people concerned about him. | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. You do know this is a pisstake right? Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts Is this still going There's a few worried people concerned about him." 90+ replies, if I can’t see the pisstake in the 1st few scrolls I take it at face value. | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. You do know this is a pisstake right? Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts Is this still going There's a few worried people concerned about him." He's fine. Stopped crying a while ago | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. You do know this is a pisstake right? Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts Is this still going There's a few worried people concerned about him. He's fine. Stopped crying a while ago " Thanks for the update OP. I doubt this experience ever happened. That’s 10 minutes I’ll never get back...... | |||
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" omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes! " It's ace been crying myself tonight | |||
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" omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes! " I hope a chap with ED is not reading it as for a sufferer it’s not much fun..... | |||
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" omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes! I hope a chap with ED is not reading it as for a sufferer it’s not much fun....." Oh for goodness sake. How can anyone not see it was a joke just from the opening post?! | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. You do know this is a pisstake right? Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts Is this still going There's a few worried people concerned about him. He's fine. Stopped crying a while ago " I find a slap around the chops stops the tears. | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. You do know this is a pisstake right? Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts Is this still going There's a few worried people concerned about him. He's fine. Stopped crying a while ago I find a slap around the chops stops the tears." I'll try that next time | |||
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" omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes! I hope a chap with ED is not reading it as for a sufferer it’s not much fun..... Oh for goodness sake. How can anyone not see it was a joke just from the opening post?! " It's a minority group so you have to listen and respect them...it's becoming the law now. | |||
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"Look let’s face it, it could have been worse. She could have been fucking me " | |||
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"Look let’s face it, it could have been worse. She could have been fucking me " | |||
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"I'm sorry for having a sense of humour " You should know better on here! | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend " Tell him you were born male | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. You do know this is a pisstake right? Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts Is this still going There's a few worried people concerned about him. 90+ replies, if I can’t see the pisstake in the 1st few scrolls I take it at face value." There was another thread running alongside this one,luckily I saw that one first. | |||
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"I'm sorry for having a sense of humour You should know better on here! " I do now Won't stop me tho | |||
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" omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes! I hope a chap with ED is not reading it as for a sufferer it’s not much fun..... Oh for goodness sake. How can anyone not see it was a joke just from the opening post?! " Because some people actually write crap like this for real. | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. You do know this is a pisstake right? Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts Is this still going There's a few worried people concerned about him. 90+ replies, if I can’t see the pisstake in the 1st few scrolls I take it at face value. There was another thread running alongside this one,luckily I saw that one first." There was 2 pat mustard did one | |||
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" omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes! I hope a chap with ED is not reading it as for a sufferer it’s not much fun..... Oh for goodness sake. How can anyone not see it was a joke just from the opening post?! " Obviously Nora from all the replies many didn’t see that....and now that’s another 5 minutes I’ll never get back! | |||
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" omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes! I hope a chap with ED is not reading it as for a sufferer it’s not much fun....." Send him around to me I'll have him sorted in no time. Jokesies. No that's no joke,ED is no joke. I want to make it clear I DON'T find that funny. | |||
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" omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes! I hope a chap with ED is not reading it as for a sufferer it’s not much fun..... Oh for goodness sake. How can anyone not see it was a joke just from the opening post?! Obviously Nora from all the replies many didn’t see that....and now that’s another 5 minutes I’ll never get back! " Lol. Set the alarm half hour earlier in the morning (PS that’s another 2 minutes now ) | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. You do know this is a pisstake right? Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts Is this still going There's a few worried people concerned about him. 90+ replies, if I can’t see the pisstake in the 1st few scrolls I take it at face value. There was another thread running alongside this one,luckily I saw that one first. There was 2 pat mustard did one " Ah I see, if you’ve been on the forums all day it makes sense now that it’s a pisstake, feeding off the back of another thread. For all those who have stumbled across it now, it comes across as a normal run-of-the-mill The Lounge post. | |||
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"It’s alright, I got the message, can you please go now!" I'm gone | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. You do know this is a pisstake right? Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts Is this still going There's a few worried people concerned about him. 90+ replies, if I can’t see the pisstake in the 1st few scrolls I take it at face value. There was another thread running alongside this one,luckily I saw that one first. There was 2 pat mustard did one " Not searching for the Pat Mustard thread, spent far too much precious time on this one already | |||
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"Tell him you love him " That'll do it..liking your style. It beats looking for lice | |||
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"It’s alright, I got the message, can you please go now! I'm gone " Cheers. Can’t wait to read the veris you’ll leave me! | |||
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"It’s alright, I got the message, can you please go now! I'm gone Cheers. Can’t wait to read the veris you’ll leave me!" Your fucked | |||
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"Pretend you notice your phone (on silent) ringing. Your best friend has a hair washing emergency and you need to be there right now. " I was thinking emergency phone call. But couldn't figure the ringing bit out | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend " If hes laying in your arms sobbing how come you texting about the poor guy on here. Think if i was him id get up and run a mile | |||
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"It’s alright, I got the message, can you please go now! I'm gone Cheers. Can’t wait to read the veris you’ll leave me! Your fucked " You’re not! | |||
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"Pretend you notice your phone (on silent) ringing. Your best friend has a hair washing emergency and you need to be there right now. I was thinking emergency phone call. But couldn't figure the ringing bit out " | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend If hes laying in your arms sobbing how come you texting about the poor guy on here. Think if i was him id get up and run a mile" Honey it never happened, scroll up! | |||
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"It’s alright, I got the message, can you please go now! I'm gone Cheers. Can’t wait to read the veris you’ll leave me! Your fucked You’re not! " I wasn't anyway | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend If hes laying in your arms sobbing how come you texting about the poor guy on here. Think if i was him id get up and run a mile Honey it never happened, scroll up! " Thanks | |||
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"I’m str8 sorry " Didn't have to say it 3 times | |||
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"I’m str8 sorry " We've got the message | |||
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"I’m str8 sorry " Are you really sure! | |||
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"put some effort into it and give him another bash. " He was hard work the first time | |||
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"I’m str8 sorry Are you really sure!" | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend If hes laying in your arms sobbing how come you texting about the poor guy on here. Think if i was him id get up and run a mile Honey it never happened, scroll up! " Oh ok hahaha. Cant find it. Apologies | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend If hes laying in your arms sobbing how come you texting about the poor guy on here. Think if i was him id get up and run a mile Honey it never happened, scroll up! Oh ok hahaha. Cant find it. Apologies" Worry not. A considerate forumite also gave me the same news too! Right I’m not returning to this thread again today lol.... | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend " Rim him | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend Rim him" I've left now | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend Rim him I've left now " | |||
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"Fart let it longer and then get up and do a great big stinker in the big. Fart spay is good for these occasions." What?????????? | |||
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"If someone like that is able to get a meet, I should have more hopes formyself at least I know how low the bar is. In future i'd recommend just asking him to go fetch you a bottle of something from the store, then grab your purse and run when he's out the room? " Go no I'd stay for the booze. Need to get one good thing out of the night | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend " Just explain how discreet you are , I remember the back lash many a Male has been given for discussing a bad meet Perhaps the bad meet is also a reflection upon the ops abilities too ? | |||
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"We had a meet a guy did manage to get it up lasted very short time then for what seemed like ages the wife tried to get round two out of him but never happened. I stepped in gave her what he couldn’t. The wife was very polite and understanding towards him but he tried to arrange second meet we were always busy weirdly enough. " Did he cry | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend Just explain how discreet you are , I remember the back lash many a Male has been given for discussing a bad meet Perhaps the bad meet is also a reflection upon the ops abilities too ?" Or maybe she had a good meet and they were both on here being silly together. | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. You do know this is a pisstake right?" How would us outsiders know Doh , you got me | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. You do know this is a pisstake right? Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts Is this still going There's a few worried people concerned about him. 90+ replies, if I can’t see the pisstake in the 1st few scrolls I take it at face value." | |||
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"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey." I agree... cruel to be kind | |||
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"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab! The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away. Not sure why you are posting the tale on here. B x I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. " It's the new 'look at me' thread...The 'look at us, we've had sex shock horror' thread...'watch us', for short. | |||
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"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's... " yes x | |||
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"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with. Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho. Be kind, it costs nothing. One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post." | |||
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"I’m str8 sorry Are you really sure!" Fab straight? | |||
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"Tell him that his dick smells anuses " ha | |||
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"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it. Bless him he tried. At the moment he's laid crying in my arms. I WANT TO LEAVE. Need an excuse. Please help asking for a friend Just explain how discreet you are , I remember the back lash many a Male has been given for discussing a bad meet Perhaps the bad meet is also a reflection upon the ops abilities too ? Or maybe she had a good meet and they were both on here being silly together." They rarely go well too. A few regular forumites who know the persons may see the humour but these things can bring up bad memories for many as this post has displayed. Great topic for small closed groups but for open forum they can cause some to think twice about joining in forums because of possible ridicule. | |||
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"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's... " When it has to be repeatedly explained by others who know the OP then you know it's not as clear as some seem to think. If it was a guy posting something similar then you'd soon see the two faced side of some | |||
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"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's... When it has to be repeatedly explained by others who know the OP then you know it's not as clear as some seem to think. If it was a guy posting something similar then you'd soon see the two faced side of some " He did post something extremely similar. And he posted it first | |||
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"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's... When it has to be repeatedly explained by others who know the OP then you know it's not as clear as some seem to think. If it was a guy posting something similar then you'd soon see the two faced side of some He did post something extremely similar. And he posted it first" You beat me to it. Funny thread | |||
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"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's... When it has to be repeatedly explained by others who know the OP then you know it's not as clear as some seem to think. If it was a guy posting something similar then you'd soon see the two faced side of some He did post something extremely similar. And he posted it first" Cool. | |||
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"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's... When it has to be repeatedly explained by others who know the OP then you know it's not as clear as some seem to think. If it was a guy posting something similar then you'd soon see the two faced side of some He did post something extremely similar. And he posted it first Cool." Yeah there's not much to can say in reply to that is there. | |||
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"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's... When it has to be repeatedly explained by others who know the OP then you know it's not as clear as some seem to think. If it was a guy posting something similar then you'd soon see the two faced side of some He did post something extremely similar. And he posted it first Cool. Yeah there's not much to can say in reply to that is there." To be honest I don’t know the op and I didn’t see any other posts but I still knew it must be a joke! Did the “asking for a friend” bit not make people click? | |||
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"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's... When it has to be repeatedly explained by others who know the OP then you know it's not as clear as some seem to think. If it was a guy posting something similar then you'd soon see the two faced side of some He did post something extremely similar. And he posted it first Cool. Yeah there's not much to can say in reply to that is there." There was no need with the white knighting. I could have said sarcastically, SO. | |||
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"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's... When it has to be repeatedly explained by others who know the OP then you know it's not as clear as some seem to think. If it was a guy posting something similar then you'd soon see the two faced side of some He did post something extremely similar. And he posted it first Cool. Yeah there's not much to can say in reply to that is there. There was no need with the white knighting. I could have said sarcastically, SO. " That would have been better than 'cool'. | |||
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