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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That most people can do.
Mine is click my fingers and whistle.
Both at the same time?"
It does read like that doesn’t it  . I meant I can’t do either of those things  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't click my fingers properly
Can't read a broadsheet without it falling apart and getting crumpled and ending up in sheaves around me. I've given up trying now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That most people can do.
Mine is click my fingers and whistle.
Both at the same time?
It does read like that doesn’t it . I meant I can’t do either of those things "
I'm sure you have other talents. Perhaps what you can do might be more intriguing..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That most people can do.
Mine is click my fingers and whistle.
Both at the same time?
It does read like that doesn’t it . I meant I can’t do either of those things
I'm sure you have other talents. Perhaps what you can do might be more intriguing....."
Oh I do. And it is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I struggle to turn left on a motorbike, not sure if this counts as not everyone can ride a motorbike but yeah something in me makes me fall off when turning left |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't stop staring on a meet  haha I can't do the splits anymore
I never could!
Hmm would you like me to help you do the splits "
No! I’ll be stuck in that position forever then! |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"I can't stop staring on a meet haha I can't do the splits anymore
I never could!
Hmm would you like me to help you do the splits
No! I’ll be stuck in that position forever then!"
Not a bad position to be stuck in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't hold out my hands flat with the palm up.
Why? What happens? "
Nothing happens, I just don't have very flexible joints - I'm kind of the opposite to double-jointed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't hold out my hands flat with the palm up.
Why? What happens?
Nothing happens, I just don't have very flexible joints - I'm kind of the opposite to double-jointed."
Oh right. So they look cupped instead of flat? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't hold out my hands flat with the palm up.
Why? What happens?
Nothing happens, I just don't have very flexible joints - I'm kind of the opposite to double-jointed."
I’m double jointed but I found that difficult to do tbh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't smile
Huh?  past a certain point on my mouth I can't smile/raise past a certain point so I can't smile properly  "
Oh I see! A smile comes from the eyes more though I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't smile
Huh? past a certain point on my mouth I can't smile/raise past a certain point so I can't smile properly "
My friend has the same thing, but like Nora said a smile comes from the eyes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bake
But you have some lovely buns
I grew them myself too
Well you got them to rise you can't be that bad at baking  "
I’m pretty good at getting things to rise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't hold out my hands flat with the palm up.
Why? What happens?
Nothing happens, I just don't have very flexible joints - I'm kind of the opposite to double-jointed.
Oh right. So they look cupped instead of flat? "
No, the hand doesn't turn all the way. With your right hand, if the thumb was the hour hand and the little finger the minute hand, a quarter to 3 would be flat. I can only manage 20 to 2. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would not being able to cum and lasting 6 hours count too?
Probably. Shouldn’t think many can last that long. "
it's not such a great a talent I thought it would be, great sex but not being able to finish leaves me feeling like I've failed and upset. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would not being able to cum and lasting 6 hours count too?
Probably. Shouldn’t think many can last that long. it's not such a great a talent I thought it would be, great sex but not being able to finish leaves me feeling like I've failed and upset."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do the nanu nanu with my right hand
I can’t do it with with either hand
My left is a vision ......... \\// but my right ! \\ |/ "
Grrrrrr been trying to do it for ages now  |
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I can't;
Dance
Eat a Rowntrees Fruit Pastille without chewing
Understand the popularity of Eminem
Utter the names of retailers Asda, Sports Direct, and Warren James jewellers, without thinking of the Jeremy Kyle show
Watch an episode of EastEnders, start to finish, without feeling the need to throw my television out of the window
Go out and buy a newspaper, or a loaf of bread, without somebody whispering "look, it's Brad Pitt" - it gets very tedious...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't whistle. I also struggle with free and three - minor speech impediment.
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I feel your pain. I lost my front milk teeth as a nipper and still haven't adjusted to having teeth when the adult ones grew... |
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"Oh and I can’t eat a Big Mac without getting in a right old state and the burger falling out the other end and sauce everywhere! "
Get a napkin and fold in half wrap around the back end of the burger so the patty cant slide out the back
?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't whistle. I also struggle with free and three - minor speech impediment.
I feel your pain. I lost my front milk teeth as a nipper and still haven't adjusted to having teeth when the adult ones grew..."
That’s too cute  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That most people can do.
Mine is click my fingers and whistle.
I can’t wear red knickers as sexily as you do!"
I’d have to agree. To me no man would look sexy in red knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That most people can do.
Mine is click my fingers and whistle.
I can’t wear red knickers as sexily as you do!
I’d have to agree. To me no man would look sexy in red knickers "
That’s my pic challenge idea sorted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That most people can do.
Mine is click my fingers and whistle.
I can’t wear red knickers as sexily as you do!
I’d have to agree. To me no man would look sexy in red knickers
That’s my pic challenge idea sorted"
Haha yes!!! Do it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That most people can do.
Mine is click my fingers and whistle.
I can’t wear red knickers as sexily as you do!
I’d have to agree. To me no man would look sexy in red knickers
That’s my pic challenge idea sorted
Haha yes!!! Do it!"
Just to prove you wrong  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t drive past a field of cows without saying ‘Cows!’, like it’s the first time I’ve seen one. "
Haha. Especially with kids in the car. I still do it! Look cows! Sheep! Like they’ve never seen a cow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Find what I'm looking for from fab. Is it time to give up OP? "
How long have we been saying this eh? 
To be honest I think I have given up now. Only really here to pop on the forum every now and then and cause a bit of chaos and throw a few hand grenades |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Find what I'm looking for from fab. Is it time to give up OP?
How long have we been saying this eh?
To be honest I think I have given up now. Only really here to pop on the forum every now and then and cause a bit of chaos and throw a few hand grenades "
9 mths for fk |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Find what I'm looking for from fab. Is it time to give up OP?
How long have we been saying this eh?
To be honest I think I have given up now. Only really here to pop on the forum every now and then and cause a bit of chaos and throw a few hand grenades
9 mths for fk "
Apparently if you stop looking someone will come along. So any day now I’m expecting Mr Perfect to jump into my inbox and say “here I am” |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Find what I'm looking for from fab. Is it time to give up OP?
How long have we been saying this eh?
To be honest I think I have given up now. Only really here to pop on the forum every now and then and cause a bit of chaos and throw a few hand grenades
9 mths for fk
Apparently if you stop looking someone will come along. So any day now I’m expecting Mr Perfect to jump into my inbox and say “here I am” "
Oh really. I await the yellow inbox |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remember names.
I have to try with association. Never forget a face. I can strip down a complex object and reassemble without concern about everything going back in it's right place. I can drive to location and return years later day or night without having to look at a map.
But a name of a place or person usually slips my mind. Still trying to find a wirking solution. |
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