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over a year ago
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"I bought you a unicorn. Just don't wiggle the horn til the glue sets 
Starving that rhino didn’t work then?  "
No. How are you at digging holes? I need a pretty big one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m giving you a day off from my whinging and moaning. That’s my present to you 
That’s very thoughtful of you Nora
I’m all heart me   "
I’m rolling my eyes here.....but it’s true you are all heart |
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"I bought you a unicorn. Just don't wiggle the horn til the glue sets
Starving that rhino didn’t work then?
No. How are you at digging holes? I need a pretty big one. "
Should be fine, we’ll take it down the cats home and say it’s a stray |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bought you a unicorn. Just don't wiggle the horn til the glue sets
Starving that rhino didn’t work then?
No. How are you at digging holes? I need a pretty big one.
Should be fine, we’ll take it down the cats home and say it’s a stray"
That’s one big pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky "
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?"
Well I'm not that forward I was waiting for the invite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did bought you a new toilet seat love X
That won’t help me remove your chocolate kisses off the stairs F&B "
Yes but you'd be comfier when u crap lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
Well I'm not that forward I was waiting for the invite "
Erm. Yeah you are lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?"
He’ll be there before us Nora |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
Well I'm not that forward I was waiting for the invite "
You are invited  |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora "
I'm in the cupboard waiting to pounce  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did bought you a new toilet seat love X
That won’t help me remove your chocolate kisses off the stairs F&B
Yes but you'd be comfier when u crap lady "
It might slide down the stairs whilst I’m sat on it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a virtual gift for my birthday .
If so what did you get me
a city break to Liverpool, a full tour guide,food and drinks included  "
Now that’s virtually good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora "
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
I'm in the cupboard waiting to pounce "
I can see you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place "
He’s booked us into “fawlty Towers” |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place "
Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place
Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub "
Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place
Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub
Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in "
I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A special Canarian issue of my Skittles flavoured snake oil but due to delivery restrictions I’ll have to come and give it to you myself  "
That’s a lovely gift Doc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place
Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub
Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in "
I’ve been in here ages  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place
Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub
Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in
I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath "
Are you still alive |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place
Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub
Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in
I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath
Are you still alive "
Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Since we are on a sexually liberal site, I bought you everything for the cross-dresser on the move. It's this lovely portable TV set. "
Thank you very much |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place
Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub
Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in
I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath
Are you still alive
Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air "
Is it my turn now |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place
Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub
Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in
I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath
Are you still alive
Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air
Is it my turn now "
Yes its your turn Nora is waiting for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place
Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub
Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in
I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath
Are you still alive
Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air
Is it my turn now
Yes its your turn Nora is waiting for you "
Oh, so you’re both doing me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A full sized Scott Eastwood cardboard cut out
I hope it makes your day..."
It has, I’m just giving him a cuddle right now, we’ll he thinks it’s a cuddle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A special Canarian issue of my Skittles flavoured snake oil but due to delivery restrictions I’ll have to come and give it to you myself
That’s a lovely gift Doc "
Haha you think?  |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place
Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub
Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in
I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath
Are you still alive
Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air
Is it my turn now
Yes its your turn Nora is waiting for you
Oh, so you’re both doing me "
No silly your doing Nora |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place
Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub
Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in
I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath
Are you still alive
Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air
Is it my turn now
Yes its your turn Nora is waiting for you
Oh, so you’re both doing me
No silly your doing Nora "
Say what now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A special Canarian issue of my Skittles flavoured snake oil but due to delivery restrictions I’ll have to come and give it to you myself
That’s a lovely gift Doc
Haha you think? "
It’s the thought that counts Doc...lol... |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place
Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub
Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in
I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath
Are you still alive
Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air
Is it my turn now
Yes its your turn Nora is waiting for you
Oh, so you’re both doing me
No silly your doing Nora
Say what now "
You've got to start somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A special Canarian issue of my Skittles flavoured snake oil but due to delivery restrictions I’ll have to come and give it to you myself
That’s a lovely gift Doc
Haha you think?
It’s the thought that counts Doc...lol... "
Lots of thoughts went into its creation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place
Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub
Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in
I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath
Are you still alive
Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air
Is it my turn now
Yes its your turn Nora is waiting for you
Oh, so you’re both doing me
No silly your doing Nora
Say what now "
Come on then. I’m waiting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A special Canarian issue of my Skittles flavoured snake oil but due to delivery restrictions I’ll have to come and give it to you myself
That’s a lovely gift Doc
Haha you think?
It’s the thought that counts Doc...lol...
Lots of thoughts went into its creation "
I can tell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A virtual male stripper, when he starts to dance he thrusts his floppy one slapping your chin the same number of times as your age. "
Lol...I just laughed out loud, I’ll be slapped to the floor |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky
Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?
He’ll be there before us Nora
He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place
Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub
Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in
I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath
Are you still alive
Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air
Is it my turn now
Yes its your turn Nora is waiting for you
Oh, so you’re both doing me
No silly your doing Nora
Say what now
Come on then. I’m waiting "
Alright missy I’m coming |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A special Canarian issue of my Skittles flavoured snake oil but due to delivery restrictions I’ll have to come and give it to you myself
That’s a lovely gift Doc
Haha you think?
It’s the thought that counts Doc...lol...
Lots of thoughts went into its creation
I can tell "
Mind reading? |
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