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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
Well this morning I woke up feeling rather frisky so decided to get the coconut oil out and deal with the issue in hand.
All went well and satisfaction was activated, my question is (after cleaning myself up that is) why did I fall back to sleep?
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"Well this morning I woke up feeling rather frisky so decided to get the coconut oil out and deal with the issue in hand.
All went well and satisfaction was activated, my question is (after cleaning myself up that is) why did I fall back to sleep?
All sarcastic answers will be laughed at "
You associate sex/masterbating with sleep...
You wore yourself out, must of been a great session... |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Well this morning I woke up feeling rather frisky so decided to get the coconut oil out and deal with the issue in hand.
All went well and satisfaction was activated, my question is (after cleaning myself up that is) why did I fall back to sleep?
All sarcastic answers will be laughed at
You associate sex/masterbating with sleep...
You wore yourself out, must of been a great session... "
Well I must have needed it  |
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Completely illogical survival trait that disproves the theory of evolution. Following copulation, the male of our species falls into a merry coma whilst said cave woman has to fight off sabre tooth tigers and protect the family unit from rampaging beasties accompanied by symphonic snorting.
What other male animal on the planet puts itself in such a vulnerable position following a t’penny upright?
We were made from clay I tell you |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Completely illogical survival trait that disproves the theory of evolution. Following copulation, the male of our species falls into a merry coma whilst said cave woman has to fight off sabre tooth tigers and protect the family unit from rampaging beasties accompanied by symphonic snorting.
What other male animal on the planet puts itself in such a vulnerable position following a t’penny upright?
We were made from clay I tell you "
If you say so |
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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago
Bournemouth |
You could have at least made a cup of tea and ordered yourself a taxi.
"Well this morning I woke up feeling rather frisky so decided to get the coconut oil out and deal with the issue in hand.
All went well and satisfaction was activated, my question is (after cleaning myself up that is) why did I fall back to sleep?
All sarcastic answers will be laughed at "
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
After a deed such as so if one consumes any chocolate crispy product the ingredients will mix and activate with the hormones produced by the ejaculatory action which in turn causes the brain to react by what’s know as the dithering response which in turn signals the eyes to invert and and close resulting in sleep.
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