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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman over a year ago

Victoria, London

What's yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I design subsea Christmas trees.

Cool job, I get to travel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was going to start my own business making really bad t-shirts but somebody's beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Builder

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Builder "

Cockwatcher in a cockwatching factory

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

I'm in manufacturing.

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By *onny-2008Man over a year ago

Manchester/ Lancaster

Lecturer in security and electrical

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By *Marvel-Man over a year ago

In The Gym

Biochemical Engineer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Medical device technician

I sterilize hospital instruments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fit handbrakes to hot air balloons.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Psychologist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I deconstruct pre-constructed puddings for wanky eateries.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

International Spy

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By *cgkcCouple over a year ago

Hitchin

"Builder

Cockwatcher in a cockwatching factory"

Do you have to cock in and cock off?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bean counter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I design subsea Christmas trees.

Cool job, I get to travel"

I really do.... Oil and gas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I run a donkey sanctuary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fit ashtrays to motorbikes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fluffer

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By *xhibcupCouple over a year ago

portsmouth

Diver.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I turn up to an office and draw cartoons all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Human snooker cue rest in the World Snooker Championships.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

I used to put the bubble in spirit levels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"International Spy

I met one once

He lied

I cried

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

"Diver. "

Didn't realise Patrick Bamford was on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sit in a vending machine and count the money, give the change, then pass the drink through the port.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im an artist

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Builder

Cockwatcher in a cockwatching factory

Do you have to cock in and cock off? "

Lmfao!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Communications engineer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whistleblower

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bingley

"I fit handbrakes to hot air balloons. "
mine doesnt work do you do repairs too

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bingley

"I run a donkey sanctuary"

love it

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Sex inspector, North West division.

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By *H and HJCouple over a year ago

Bangor

I could tell you...

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I come up with funny names for people to use as aliases on websites, don't get much business on here!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 29/05/19 20:03:16]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My job is so confidential that I don't even know what I'm doing.

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bingley

"Sex inspector, North West division."
random inspections or can you be booked

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Assassin.

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By *anda and CatCouple over a year ago

Researcher at a certain university!

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Sex inspector, North West division. random inspections or can you be booked

There's generally a waiting list

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm a professional stalker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/05/19 18:50:19]"

Are you a magician?

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By *carlettxWoman over a year ago

Essex

"[Removed by poster at 29/05/19 18:50:19]

Are you a magician?"

Hahaha love that !!! Clever

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By *ibblingnewtWoman over a year ago

by the sea

Nun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fabber

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Oakhill

"I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar "
Human League. Don't you want me baby.

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bingley

"Fabber"
professional fabber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have absolutely no idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Professional bullshitter

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Like we're going to answer that! Not a chance!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

both of us are media distribution officers

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By *astyEricMan over a year ago

Hull

Sperm bank operative

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Feeder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clitoris masseur

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a priest. Not saying what area though just in case any of my parishioners are on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fly around the world and sit on beaches.

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By *ollydoesWoman over a year ago

Shangri-La

I make sky hooks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I prostitute my mind for a living

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I see, were not being serious

Ermm in that case, you know all that fluff you get in your pockets...that's me, I'm the fluff putter iner

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

Mental Health Recovery Practioner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I see, were not being serious

Ermm in that case, you know all that fluff you get in your pockets...that's me, I'm the fluff putter iner"

I was.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Board shaper.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Engineer/designer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Towel rail holder

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By *weetandHungMan over a year ago

liverpool

Baggage handler at an airport

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trainee gynaecologist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I see, were not being serious

Ermm in that case, you know all that fluff you get in your pockets...that's me, I'm the fluff putter iner

I was. "

You have the best job ever....I’d love it, if only I wasn’t scared of aeroplanes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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Are you a magician?"

Brilliant, bang in the running for POTW.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slavery on a seduction line... hard work I know...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Business Development (persuasion!)

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

Erector John

Erection tester Jill

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By *DFL6828Man over a year ago

Leicester

Tartan paint maker..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I see, were not being serious

Ermm in that case, you know all that fluff you get in your pockets...that's me, I'm the fluff putter iner"

I think your name gives your occupation away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rocket scientist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Professional stalker

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By *icetouch83Man over a year ago

swansea

Fireman

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By *hisCharmingMan over a year ago

South Manchester

I spy for the FBI

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gimp mask maker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Abit of this and abit of that

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

I make dildos

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bingley

"I make dildos

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and test them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Consultant Engineer/Metallurgical Scientist

I design power stations

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make dildos

Need a new model?

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By *ilfbonaMan over a year ago

birmingham

Arsetronaut!

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Self employed.

Just bought a 3D printer, 1st order, £1million for left handed screw drivers. Lovely jubiley!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I see, were not being serious

Ermm in that case, you know all that fluff you get in your pockets...that's me, I'm the fluff putter iner

I think your name gives your occupation away

Yeah, just slightly aha

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

I specialize in cock sucking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I specialize in cock sucking

Hi my name is Dave...lets me friends.

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By *ummerforeverMan over a year ago

greenford

Quantitative developer in a hedge fund. Though i normally say glorified tea maker!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm an professional turd polisher.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Witch Doctor

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By *osie xWoman over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Bean counter. "

Me too

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By *ike Hunt888Man over a year ago

Lancashire.

International play boy .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make people happy.......mostly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/05/19 22:28:22]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Postie : )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Technical Consultant. And on the side, Creative Media

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Witch Doctor "

How are sales of the Dodgy Snake Oil going then Doc?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

My stage name is Anthony Kiedis, I'd tell you what i do but, That would be a waste of time..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Witch Doctor

How are sales of the Dodgy Snake Oil going then Doc?

Exporting it to Fuerteventura right now

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I make dildos

Need a new model? "

Is your different from the rest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Professional man here

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm in manufacturing. "

I thought you were in Japan......

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

I make sure the internet doesn’t stop working for you wonderful people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hotel managers x

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Funeral director. Only reason I arrange meets!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/05/19 18:50:19]

Are you a magician?

Hahaha love that !!! Clever

I'm here all week, unlike Houdini the OP

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS over a year ago

London

I look into my glass-ball and see inside you

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Witch Doctor

How are sales of the Dodgy Snake Oil going then Doc?

Exporting it to Fuerteventura right now

Cool, I like your plan

But is there any profit in it though?

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By *lloverkisserMan over a year ago

preston

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By *lloverkisserMan over a year ago

preston

"[Removed by poster at 29/05/19 18:50:19]"

Fluffer in the animal porn industry

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Blackrock

I’m the guy that puts the hole in the polo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/05/19 18:50:19]"

Who has gone now

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By *2699Man over a year ago

maldon

Coronation flag seller

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