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Things on Fab that I don't understand
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over a year ago
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1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?
2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?
3. FabulousandBearded
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inane forum posts
 
Fuck sake, wish people would stop using words I have to google
Well if you don't like it, go to the politics section"
They sent me here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women who say ‘exceptional men only’, so you look at who they’ve fucked and you have to Google if the word exceptional has a different meaning now and means bog standard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we had a veri saying I can suck a golf ball through a tube. Ref my BJ I think. I was a little offended. I have honed and fine tuned my BJ. I'm a little more skilled than just sucking!"
a full metal jacket reference haha "she can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women who say ‘exceptional men only’, so you look at who they’ve fucked and you have to Google if the word exceptional has a different meaning now and means bog standard."
I get this from men’s profiles too
Exceptional is definitely different to some  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women who say ‘exceptional men only’, so you look at who they’ve fucked and you have to Google if the word exceptional has a different meaning now and means bog standard.
I get this from men’s profiles too
Exceptional is definitely different to some "
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man ask for an exceptional woman. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Women who say ‘exceptional men only’, so you look at who they’ve fucked and you have to Google if the word exceptional has a different meaning now and means bog standard.
I get this from men’s profiles too
Exceptional is definitely different to some
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man ask for an exceptional woman."
Were not fussy enough
Any holes a goal! Am I right? High five! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inane forum posts
Fuck sake, wish people would stop using words I have to google
Well if you don't like it, go to the politics section
They sent me here "
I voted for Flexit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women who say ‘exceptional men only’, so you look at who they’ve fucked and you have to Google if the word exceptional has a different meaning now and means bog standard.
I get this from men’s profiles too
Exceptional is definitely different to some
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man ask for an exceptional woman."
They’re out there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women who say ‘exceptional men only’, so you look at who they’ve fucked and you have to Google if the word exceptional has a different meaning now and means bog standard.
I get this from men’s profiles too
Exceptional is definitely different to some
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man ask for an exceptional woman.
Were not fussy enough
Any holes a goal! Am I right? High five!"
Totally. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?
2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?
3. FabulousandBearded
Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?"
4. Text talk
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"Inane forum posts
Fuck sake, wish people would stop using words I have to google"
1. A post is a long piece of wood used to make a fence with.
2. A post is what i'm doing now that you can take offence with. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When statues say that they want to destroy a pussy tonight..... That doesn't sound very nice to me  "
What about in a message? Would that be ok?
I need to know before I send you something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inane forum posts
Fuck sake, wish people would stop using words I have to google
1. A post is a long piece of wood used to make a fence with.
2. A post is what i'm doing now that you can take offence with."
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Those that state they only want to meet professionals...
What does that mean... they dont want to meet people who are jobless? Or is it just sex industry people only?
Or maybe just Bodie anf Doyle?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't understand why some people can't critique their own photos. Like seriously, how can you not see the dirty toilet and the pile of laundry in the background as you attempt to squeeze the life out of your penis!?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't understand why some people can't critique their own photos. Like seriously, how can you not see the dirty toilet and the pile of laundry in the background as you attempt to squeeze the life out of your penis!?! "
This. Blokes asking for profile advice, surely it only takes a little bit of thought and effort. I don’t get it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?
2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?
3. FabulousandBearded
Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?"
I like to make the noise the vacuum makes, when something random gets stuck in the hose, whilst blowing my mouth out like a puffa fish to give that full Dyson experience.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women who say ‘exceptional men only’, so you look at who they’ve fucked and you have to Google if the word exceptional has a different meaning now and means bog standard.
I get this from men’s profiles too
Exceptional is definitely different to some
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man ask for an exceptional woman."
Oh I have. They are the ones I usually message. It’s rare but it happens. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The prevalence of the cock pics considering they aren't the favourite type of photo of women on here. I can only assume that the straight men posting them do it for their own amusement rather than to attract anyone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The prevalence of the cock pics considering they aren't the favourite type of photo of women on here. I can only assume that the straight men posting them do it for their own amusement rather than to attract anyone. "
*deletes cock pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who complain about getting messages from various groups of people. So men getting messages from men, or people outside of the age range they want to meet, or from brand new users.
Use your message filters, you muppets, it's why they're there.
I think they just like to whinge.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who complain about getting messages from various groups of people. So men getting messages from men, or people outside of the age range they want to meet, or from brand new users.
Use your message filters, you muppets, it's why they're there.
I think they just like to whinge.
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That one always cracks me up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"420?? No idea what this is, a group sex formation? "
I'ts short for A420
It's a stretch of road between Bristol and Oxford that is renown for professional dogging |
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By (user no longer on site)
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2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?
Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?"
My Dyson has lost its suck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"420?? No idea what this is, a group sex formation?
I'ts short for A420
It's a stretch of road between Bristol and Oxford that is renown for professional dogging"
Saw it on a Welsh girls profile, said she was in to the 420, it's a road |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1.
2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?
Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?
My Dyson has lost its suck "
Or did you put it to shame? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"420?? No idea what this is, a group sex formation?
I'ts short for A420
It's a stretch of road between Bristol and Oxford that is renown for professional dogging
Saw it on a Welsh girls profile, said she was in to the 420, it's a road "
Boom, there you go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?
2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?
3. FabulousandBearded
Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?"
Sucks D like a monkey with lipstick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?
2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?
3. FabulousandBearded
Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?
Sucks D like a monkey with lipstick "
is that real? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"420?? No idea what this is, a group sex formation?
I'ts short for A420
It's a stretch of road between Bristol and Oxford that is renown for professional dogging"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?
2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?
3. FabulousandBearded
Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?
Sucks D like a monkey with lipstick
is that real? "
I can only imagine what a monkey would do when applying lipstick so I'll go with yes |
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"I don't understand why some people can't critique their own photos. Like seriously, how can you not see the dirty toilet and the pile of laundry in the background as you attempt to squeeze the life out of your penis!?! "
That made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?
2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?
3. FabulousandBearded
Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?
Sucks D like a monkey with lipstick
is that real?
I can only imagine what a monkey would do when applying lipstick so I'll go with yes "
I’d have thought a monkey would bite |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?
2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?
3. FabulousandBearded
Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?
Sucks D like a monkey with lipstick
is that real?
I can only imagine what a monkey would do when applying lipstick so I'll go with yes
I’d have thought a monkey would bite "
A cartoon monkey would draw on its face |
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