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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....  "
Well....bit harsh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh "
Too much?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much? "
No, I deserved it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much?
No, I deserved it "
Shall we go bowling and forget about it?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much?
No, I deserved it
Shall we go bowling and forget about it? "
Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"God couldn't eat it, but Chuck Norris could.
Good call  didnt chuck noris make god and give him instructions on making the world as we know it because chuck noris was too busy"
Close, on the 3rd day, God said "let there be light"
and Chuck Norris said "say please" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much?
No, I deserved it
Shall we go bowling and forget about it?
Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills"
And we're back to being smutty.... |
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"Could God, make a Burrito so hot, that he himself couldn't eat it?
Discuss"
This is one of those philosophical thought experiments which is meant to disprove God's omnipotence. I've only heard it in respect to rocks though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much?
No, I deserved it
Shall we go bowling and forget about it?
Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills
And we're back to being smutty.... "
Only because you read it that way you racist! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know the thread is called "Serious Answers only"
But did anyone actually think this was a serious topic of discussion?
Or was it just the morons who messsaged me? Everytime I make a thread like this I get people messaging me who have not only missed the joke, but seem to have actively avoided it altogether |
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much?
No, I deserved it
Shall we go bowling and forget about it?
Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills
And we're back to being smutty....
Only because you read it that way you racist!"
Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much?
No, I deserved it
Shall we go bowling and forget about it?
Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills
And we're back to being smutty....
Only because you read it that way you racist!
Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing? "
Highly unlikely
I've been friendzoned! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know the thread is called "Serious Answers only"
But did anyone actually think this was a serious topic of discussion?
Or was it just the morons who messsaged me? Everytime I make a thread like this I get people messaging me who have not only missed the joke, but seem to have actively avoided it altogether"
Ah the joys of the reporting lurkers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could God, make a Burrito so hot, that he himself couldn't eat it?
Discuss
How could something that doesn't exist make a Burrito to begin with?  "
That's what you believe. But you also believe Sydney University is taking your photos |
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much?
No, I deserved it
Shall we go bowling and forget about it?
Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills
And we're back to being smutty....
Only because you read it that way you racist!
Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?
Highly unlikely
I've been friendzoned! "
God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much?
No, I deserved it
Shall we go bowling and forget about it?
Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills
And we're back to being smutty....
Only because you read it that way you racist!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much?
No, I deserved it
Shall we go bowling and forget about it?
Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills
And we're back to being smutty....
Only because you read it that way you racist!
Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?
Highly unlikely
I've been friendzoned!
God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya. "
I'm in Scotland next week if you want to give me hug, around my Penis, with your vagina |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much?
No, I deserved it
Shall we go bowling and forget about it?
Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills
And we're back to being smutty....
Only because you read it that way you racist!
Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?
Highly unlikely
I've been friendzoned!
God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya.
I'm in Scotland next week if you want to give me hug, around my Penis, with your vagina"
You've got a big P. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much?
No, I deserved it
Shall we go bowling and forget about it?
Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills
And we're back to being smutty....
Only because you read it that way you racist!
Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?
Highly unlikely
I've been friendzoned!
God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya. "
Hey, I'm right here people!  |
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much?
No, I deserved it
Shall we go bowling and forget about it?
Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills
And we're back to being smutty....
Only because you read it that way you racist!
Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?
Highly unlikely
I've been friendzoned!
God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya.
I'm in Scotland next week if you want to give me hug, around my Penis, with your vagina"
Now i know why you have been friend zoned.....too eager to move on to yer next victim...no, not victim.....lucky lady i meant. |
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much?
No, I deserved it
Shall we go bowling and forget about it?
Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills
And we're back to being smutty....
Only because you read it that way you racist!
Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?
Highly unlikely
I've been friendzoned!
God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya.
Hey, I'm right here people! "
Sorry Nell....my bad.  |
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The Simpsons considered this first.... in their version they considered whether Jesus could microwave a burrito so hot that he couldn't eat it.....
Now ..... Jesus died on a cross... then he got up and floated to the sky ...... but he NEVER EVER saw a microwave....
God is Jesus' Dad and Dads can do pretty most anything when they love their kids so ......... If God loved Jesus and Jesus wanted a hot Burrito then God could make him one and if Jesus could eat it then God could eat it cos Dads are better.
And if God made one that he couldn't eat because it was so hot ...... the two of them could bottle it and sell it as jalapeno sauce and laugh their cocks off at stupid people pretending it's edible.
Anyway ..... Gods eat Ambrosia. So he sticks to rice pudding and custard. Don't know if he heats it before he eats it.
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"The Simpsons considered this first.... in their version they considered whether Jesus could microwave a burrito so hot that he couldn't eat it.....
Now ..... Jesus died on a cross... then he got up and floated to the sky ...... but he NEVER EVER saw a microwave....
God is Jesus' Dad and Dads can do pretty most anything when they love their kids so ......... If God loved Jesus and Jesus wanted a hot Burrito then God could make him one and if Jesus could eat it then God could eat it cos Dads are better.
And if God made one that he couldn't eat because it was so hot ...... the two of them could bottle it and sell it as jalapeno sauce and laugh their cocks off at stupid people pretending it's edible.
Anyway ..... Gods eat Ambrosia. So he sticks to rice pudding and custard. Don't know if he heats it before he eats it.
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Alas, this goes back before the time of Thomas Aquinas. It's nothing new. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much?
No, I deserved it
Shall we go bowling and forget about it?
Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills
And we're back to being smutty....
Only because you read it that way you racist!
Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?
Highly unlikely
I've been friendzoned!
God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya.
Hey, I'm right here people! "
Sorry mate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....
Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream
Yeah, you can be a right twat....
Well....bit harsh
Too much?
No, I deserved it
Shall we go bowling and forget about it?
Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills
And we're back to being smutty....
Only because you read it that way you racist!
Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?
Highly unlikely
I've been friendzoned!
God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya.
I'm in Scotland next week if you want to give me hug, around my Penis, with your vagina
Now i know why you have been friend zoned.....too eager to move on to yer next victim...no, not victim.....lucky lady i meant. "
No, no, victim sounds about right |
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