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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Thanks to Darlo for the inspiration for this thread .

Anyway, what is a biscuit ??

Is a Club Bar a biscuit or a chocolate bar , what about Jaffa Cakes and Wagon Wheels ??.

Your opinions matter !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A biscuit goes soft if left out and a cake goes hard.

Ask the tax man! X

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places

So I googled biscuit... the dictionary def whomps

biscuit

1.

BRITISH

a small baked unleavened cake, typically crisp, flat, and sweet.

"a chocolate biscuit"

synonyms:cracker, wafer; More

2.

porcelain or other pottery which has been fired but not glazed.

"biscuit ware"

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple  over a year ago

Falkirk

Jaffa Cake.........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In the UK a biscuit is hard and may be savoury or sweet.

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places

https://youtu.be/8LmZCMmNPkM

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A baked item that remains brittle and dry.

Or goes soggy if left in the air.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks to Darlo for the inspiration for this thread .

Anyway, what is a biscuit ??

Is a Club Bar a biscuit or a chocolate bar , what about Jaffa Cakes and Wagon Wheels ??.

Your opinions matter !! "

A Club Bar is a biscuit bar!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places

My name is Stan; and I'm the man,

And I'm delighted; to eat United...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"https://youtu.be/8LmZCMmNPkM"
I shall watch this asap

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Thanks to Darlo for the inspiration for this thread .

Anyway, what is a biscuit ??

Is a Club Bar a biscuit or a chocolate bar , what about Jaffa Cakes and Wagon Wheels ??.

Your opinions matter !!

A Club Bar is a biscuit bar! "

With chocolate!! So it's both then I guess

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks to Darlo for the inspiration for this thread .

Anyway, what is a biscuit ??

Is a Club Bar a biscuit or a chocolate bar , what about Jaffa Cakes and Wagon Wheels ??.

Your opinions matter !!

Agreed

A Club Bar is a biscuit bar! "

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


"My name is Stan; and I'm the man,

And I'm delighted; to eat United..."

You want to eat who now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clubs, Jaffa’s, Vicounts- can’t be put neatly into one category. We need a new category- Chameleons?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Clubs, Jaffa’s, Vicounts- can’t be put neatly into one category. We need a new category- Chameleons?"
Does that include Wagon Wheels and Penguins??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Clubs, Jaffa’s, Vicounts- can’t be put neatly into one category. We need a new category- Chameleons? Does that include Wagon Wheels and Penguins?? "

Yaas. Most definitely. Fit all situations, rise to the need, sneak in everywhere...

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By *c1989Woman  over a year ago

Manchester

Wagon wheels are just chocolate coated cardboard so not a cake nor a biscuit.

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"A biscuit goes soft if left out and a cake goes hard.

Ask the tax man! X"

Exactly this

D.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

According to some people, sort of savoury scones that you eat with an abomination they call gravy (god knows why).

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

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"According to some people, sort of savoury scones that you eat with an abomination they call gravy (god knows why). "

I did read that.... rather disturbing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wagon wheels are just chocolate coated cardboard so not a cake nor a biscuit. "

Oh that’s hard. They were a staple when I was growing up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Clubs, Jaffa’s, Vicounts- can’t be put neatly into one category. We need a new category- Chameleons? Does that include Wagon Wheels and Penguins?? "

Yes...anything your nan had in the Victoria tin, is a biscuit.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wagon wheels are just chocolate coated cardboard so not a cake nor a biscuit.

Oh that’s hard. They were a staple when I was growing up."

They used to be huge!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to some people, sort of savoury scones that you eat with an abomination they call gravy (god knows why). "

Different cultures, different foods and terms, not necessarily wrong or rotten just not what some are used to. Dumplings in a stew some might go at some may be all ...Also parsnips are rotten and wrong fyi.

I'd try an American biscuit and the gravy but fuck no when it comes to grits hahah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wagon wheels are just chocolate coated cardboard so not a cake nor a biscuit.

Oh that’s hard. They were a staple when I was growing up.

They used to be huge! "

Everything, sadly, used to be bigger and better..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Wagon wheels are just chocolate coated cardboard so not a cake nor a biscuit.

Oh that’s hard. They were a staple when I was growing up.

They used to be huge! "

I thought that, but I think it's just because we were smaller

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wagon wheels are just chocolate coated cardboard so not a cake nor a biscuit.

Oh that’s hard. They were a staple when I was growing up.

They used to be huge!

Everything, sadly, used to be bigger and better.. "

Insert comment about inch and centimetre confusion...

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By *agermeisterMan  over a year ago

Leeds

Biscuit means biscuit

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Biscuit means biscuit"

Red white and blue?

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By *hysoseriouslyMan  over a year ago

Kent

Now this is my thread!!

I even ask about Jaffa Cakes on my profile (thanks to the 3 people that have read that far ??).

Jaffa Cake is a cake.

Simple formula...

Cakes go hard

Biscuits go soft

Read into that what you will you filthy minded pervs (like me)

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By *hysoseriouslyMan  over a year ago

Kent


"Thanks to Darlo for the inspiration for this thread .

Anyway, what is a biscuit ??

Is a Club Bar a biscuit or a chocolate bar , what about Jaffa Cakes and Wagon Wheels ??.

Your opinions matter !!

Totally this. It’s a biscuit!

And mmmmmm chocolate too

A Club Bar is a biscuit bar! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Now this is my thread!!

I even ask about Jaffa Cakes on my profile (thanks to the 3 people that have read that far ??).

Jaffa Cake is a cake.

Simple formula...

Cakes go hard

Biscuits go soft

Read into that what you will you filthy minded pervs (like me) "

Unfortunately, life is never that simple

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Now this is my thread!!

I even ask about Jaffa Cakes on my profile (thanks to the 3 people that have read that far ??).

Jaffa Cake is a cake.

Simple formula...

Cakes go hard

Biscuits go soft

Read into that what you will you filthy minded pervs (like me) "

Legally (1991 ruling) a Jaffa cake is classed as a cake and not a biscuit

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By *hysoseriouslyMan  over a year ago

Kent


"Now this is my thread!!

I even ask about Jaffa Cakes on my profile (thanks to the 3 people that have read that far ??).

Jaffa Cake is a cake.

Simple formula...

Cakes go hard

Biscuits go soft

Read into that what you will you filthy minded pervs (like me)

Legally (1991 ruling) a Jaffa cake is classed as a cake and not a biscuit "

Thank you! Yes it is, and it’s not even a good cake

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By *irenGuy70Man  over a year ago

Cirencester

Well, this is an enlightening thread . I used to think that biscuits couldn't be individually wrapped, but, and I agree, that if a Club is a biscuit, then I now consider the Kitkat and Twix as biscuits too

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