Find some thing or someone smaller as a warm up act, once there's been a bit of stretching, go back to the original task of fitting a quart into a pint pot.

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 29/05/19 11:50:29]

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Take her knickers off!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Cut it up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah Push it....push it good

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By *utsidenakedMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Wait until your sober

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

Use a screwdriver

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

G-G-Giggle it a bit

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

more lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swing from a chandelier

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Shoe horn it in?

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

You wake up from your dream lol.

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By *irenGuy70Man over a year ago

Cirencester

Use a power tool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give it a little wiggle

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Bungee jump?

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By *s_bettyboopWoman over a year ago

-3

Stamp on it

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

Keep trying. It'll go in, eventually. Somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get your butler to do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In out! In out! Shake it all about and you do the hokey y! Because thats what it's all about!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really? ....can't say the other word for coca cola

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well fuck a doodle doo!

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Stamp on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Use a screwdriver

I've tried that. Still won't work

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Get a smaller one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get a smaller one

I think it bigger I need

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/05/19 21:12:08]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Finally got it in. It's amazing what the right guy with the right tools can do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh bloody hell was not expecting that! Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh bloody hell was not expecting that! Hilarious

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Turn it upside down and try again ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Switch it off and on again

Hahahahahaha made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Turn it upside down and try again ,

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1 week later. Still won’t go in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"1 week later. Still won’t go in?

No it eventually went it. I found the right tool for the job

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm glad about this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm glad about this"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rub it and hopefully a genie pops out

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Get strapped into the horse loading aid you have stored under the bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rub it and hopefully a genie pops out

Now that could be fun

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