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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good day to you all. I am Travis.
I am late 40s. And very fit.
I seek daddy play with a young lady.
In Newcastle.
Booking you and I into a hotel.
I very often stay in Newcastle hotels. I’m a businessman.
Then, as people see, flirt badly - filthily in fact - in the communal areas. With you.
See how turned on we get.
I want to show you off in front of other businessmen. They will explore the idea of fucking you in their own minds too if course.
I want to know how much of yourself you will give to me. For instance, I may decide on the cocks you’d take.
It depends on the role you slot into. Whatever makes you smile and horny in equal measure.
You will be slim and firm.
I may have told them that you are my stepdaughter. Or PA.
Or both?
Let’s see...
Travis J Masters x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a joke?????
I hope not, its been an age since I've been in a travel lodge... Ere OP bagsey the miniature toiletries  "
Miniature toiletries in a Travelodge? You're having a laugh!  |
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"Is this a joke?????
I hope not, its been an age since I've been in a travel lodge... Ere OP bagsey the miniature toiletries
Miniature toiletries in a Travelodge? You're having a laugh! "
That's the problem with this country, standards have slipped, okay last one in the bathroom doesn't get the disposal slippers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a joke?????
I hope not, its been an age since I've been in a travel lodge... Ere OP bagsey the miniature toiletries
Miniature toiletries in a Travelodge? You're having a laugh!
That's the problem with this country, standards have slipped, okay last one in the bathroom doesn't get the disposal slippers! "
you can have the cheap crappy coffee sachets |
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"Is this a joke?????
I hope not, its been an age since I've been in a travel lodge... Ere OP bagsey the miniature toiletries
Miniature toiletries in a Travelodge? You're having a laugh!
That's the problem with this country, standards have slipped, okay last one in the bathroom doesn't get the disposal slippers! you can have the cheap crappy coffee sachets"
You sir... Have got yourself a date  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a joke?????
I hope not, its been an age since I've been in a travel lodge... Ere OP bagsey the miniature toiletries
Miniature toiletries in a Travelodge? You're having a laugh!
That's the problem with this country, standards have slipped, okay last one in the bathroom doesn't get the disposal slippers! you can have the cheap crappy coffee sachets
You sir... Have got yourself a date "
you can be my step son, or PA. Your choice. |
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"Is this a joke?????
I hope not, its been an age since I've been in a travel lodge... Ere OP bagsey the miniature toiletries
Miniature toiletries in a Travelodge? You're having a laugh!
That's the problem with this country, standards have slipped, okay last one in the bathroom doesn't get the disposal slippers! you can have the cheap crappy coffee sachets
You sir... Have got yourself a date you can be my step son, or PA. Your choice."
PA. I like acronyms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a joke?????
I hope not, its been an age since I've been in a travel lodge... Ere OP bagsey the miniature toiletries
Miniature toiletries in a Travelodge? You're having a laugh!
That's the problem with this country, standards have slipped, okay last one in the bathroom doesn't get the disposal slippers! you can have the cheap crappy coffee sachets
You sir... Have got yourself a date you can be my step son, or PA. Your choice.
PA. I like acronyms"
get to it ASAP. TY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How firm is firm? Are you going to adopt a firmness rating like the one used in the silentnight store? "
you need to be as firm as my penis after taking 5 Viagra. |
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"How firm is firm? Are you going to adopt a firmness rating like the one used in the silentnight store? you need to be as firm as my penis after taking 5 Viagra. "
5 viagra? I can imagine that would be the highest level of firmness! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How firm is firm? Are you going to adopt a firmness rating like the one used in the silentnight store? you need to be as firm as my penis after taking 5 Viagra.
5 viagra? I can imagine that would be the highest level of firmness! "
it would be like shagging a lump of granite.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm having fun trying to figure out who you're replying to. "
I almost told him about the reply and quote button but I was enjoying playing the same game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm having fun trying to figure out who you're replying to.
I almost told him about the reply and quote button but I was enjoying playing the same game
Sorry. "
It's OK, he's not got to you yet |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"To you, cheeky soldier x
I think this one's mine 
I'll give you a fiver if you change your username to that "
I'll give you a tenner if you change yours to captain mucky.
And untold riches to any couple that changes theirs to slim and firm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm having fun trying to figure out who you're replying to.
I almost told him about the reply and quote button but I was enjoying playing the same game
Sorry.
It's OK, he's not got to you yet "
https://youtu.be/zzUdJ-5fscA |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To you, cheeky soldier x
I think this one's mine
I'll give you a fiver if you change your username to that
I'll give you a tenner if you change yours to captain mucky.
And untold riches to any couple that changes theirs to slim and firm. "
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm having fun trying to figure out who you're replying to.
I almost told him about the reply and quote button but I was enjoying playing the same game
Sorry.
It's OK, he's not got to you yet "
Internet ages suggest that I could never have him as a Daddy. If one believes such things.
Everything else suggests that those at the hotel would understand that it wouldn't be me in the PA role. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To you, cheeky soldier x
I think this one's mine
I'll give you a fiver if you change your username to that
I'll give you a tenner if you change yours to captain mucky.
And untold riches to any couple that changes theirs to slim and firm. "
I think they are cool user names  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.
The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.
And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.
Who shall it be?
Travis J Masters III
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"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.
The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.
And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.
Who shall it be?
Travis J Masters III
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Furburgers I'm changing my user name  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.
The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.
And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.
Who shall it be?
Travis J Masters III
Furburgers I'm changing my user name "
Bagsy knicker squirrel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.
The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.
And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.
Who shall it be?
Travis J Masters III
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I thought you were taking her to a hotel? |
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"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.
The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.
And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.
Who shall it be?
Travis J Masters III
Furburgers I'm changing my user name
Bagsy knicker squirrel"
It's yours. Someone can have jumper bumpers |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.
The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.
And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.
Who shall it be?
Travis J Masters III
I thought you were taking her to a hotel? "
I thought sprites were male.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.
The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.
And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.
Who shall it be?
Travis J Masters III
I thought you were taking her to a hotel?
I thought sprites were male.
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I’m lost is this a private joke , sorry if it is |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.
The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.
And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.
Who shall it be?
Travis J Masters III
I thought you were taking her to a hotel?
I thought sprites were male.
I’m lost is this a private joke , sorry if it is "
No private jokes at my end.
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"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.
The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.
And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.
Who shall it be?
Travis J Masters III
I thought you were taking her to a hotel?
I thought sprites were male.
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I believe so, like a leprechaun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.
The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.
And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.
Who shall it be?
Travis J Masters III
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Not me...but thanks for the message |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread is like when you walk past two people having a conversation and you’re like......
“say that again?”
And then debate by yourself if you want to keep walking or stick around |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You should be taking my love life more seriously.
My quest for a nearly trimmed lady-almond is important.
A young, firm-tinned chickadee with a love of crispy duck and watching episodes of Cheers whilst naked and covered in jam.
T.
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"This thread is like when you walk past two people having a conversation and you’re like......
“say that again?”
And then debate by yourself if you want to keep walking or stick around "
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"You should be taking my love life more seriously.
My quest for a nearly trimmed lady-almond is important.
A young, firm-tinned chickadee with a love of crispy duck and watching episodes of Cheers whilst naked and covered in jam.
T.
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You are just the gift that keeps on giving |
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"You should be taking my love life more seriously.
My quest for a nearly trimmed lady-almond is important.
A young, firm-tinned chickadee with a love of crispy duck and watching episodes of Cheers whilst naked and covered in jam.
T.
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Gonna have to draw the line at the Jam.... sorry sweetie... girls, it's over to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jam on Furburgers doesn't sound right
What is a furburger?
Think he was referring to lady parts "
Glad you clarified that to be fair, it had me stumped |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"You should be taking my love life more seriously.
My quest for a nearly trimmed lady-almond is important.
A young, firm-tinned chickadee with a love of crispy duck and watching episodes of Cheers whilst naked and covered in jam.
T.
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Make it marmite and you've got a deal.  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"You should be taking my love life more seriously.
My quest for a nearly trimmed lady-almond is important.
A young, firm-tinned chickadee with a love of crispy duck and watching episodes of Cheers whilst naked and covered in jam.
T.
Make it marmite and you've got a deal. "
I don't want to kink shame, but that's just perverse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jam on Furburgers doesn't sound right
What is a furburger?
Think he was referring to lady parts
Glad you clarified that to be fair, it had me stumped
Behave "
It wasn’t a term I was familiar with |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You should be taking my love life more seriously.
My quest for a nearly trimmed lady-almond is important.
A young, firm-tinned chickadee with a love of crispy duck and watching episodes of Cheers whilst naked and covered in jam.
T.
Make it marmite and you've got a deal.
I don't want to kink shame, but that's just perverse. "
Mmmm, Marmite and Bill Nighy.
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"Jam on Furburgers doesn't sound right
What is a furburger?
Think he was referring to lady parts
Glad you clarified that to be fair, it had me stumped
Behave
It wasn’t a term I was familiar with "
Never heard it myself but its my new user name now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jam on Furburgers doesn't sound right
What is a furburger?
Think he was referring to lady parts
Glad you clarified that to be fair, it had me stumped "
Still lost,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"C’mon OP, are you balls deep yet?
He's not been online for a couple of hours. He probably found a filly.
What are the odds on that Jim?"
What are the odds the OP is Bob Mortimer? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I must decide which of you delightful daisies has won the bottery/slottery lottery.
This gentleman’s more than adequate adequate love-sausage will make one delightful acquisition for one lucky lady.
Or should more than one of you win then I shall develop a sticker system akin to the cheese counter at Morrison’s.
Now hear me!
I should like to meet a firm, ripe young miss within the next couple of weeks. I shall book us a hotel and we can report back here on the subject of our bare-arsed boxing.
COME VERILY! COME QUICKLY!
As I would like to warm my hands on your under-otter in the hotel lobby as we sip good red wine.
Message me. And I shall love thee for a night.
(Or two).
Travis J Masters III |
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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago
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"C’mon OP, are you balls deep yet?
He's not been online for a couple of hours. He probably found a filly.
What are the odds on that Jim?
What are the odds the OP is Bob Mortimer?"
I like Bob Mortimer  |
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"I do like a good spoof. Hope one appears soon.
I spent the time wondering which regular or ex it is......... Hmmmmmmmmm "
This..
Methinks the analogies may possibly dry up like an otter chasing a squirrel up a tree but with humour no doubt.. |
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"You should be taking my love life more seriously.
My quest for a nearly trimmed lady-almond is important.
A young, firm-tinned chickadee with a love of crispy duck and watching episodes of Cheers whilst naked and covered in jam.
T.
You are just the gift that keeps on giving "
And you shall now now be Lady Almond of Squiral Knickers  lol, been chucking to my self reading this lol. |
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"Omg this is one of those threads you want to be able to stick in a place to come back too when you are feeling down..
Furburgers had me howling "
My fav so far is “ has to be nearly trimmed and almond lady” lol |
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