Because ma bone marrow is making too many red blood cells I have to have a venesection occasionally, they basically drain a pint of blood off you, but I call it a vampire session 
The blood can't be used, and just gets incinerated  |
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"I went to give blood earlier, my first time.
Don't they ask a lot of awkward questions though?
Theyre all "who's blood is this" and "where did you get this blood?"
Really put me off..... "
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"Sperm bank is much easier even get a free wank mag and a cuppa
Must take ages to make a pint.  "
it does me but I’m sure the blokes on here who label themselves as heavy cummers won’t have a problem |
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Our local chippy does a banging blood donner, lashings of beautifully greasy lamb stuff with black pudding in a lightly toasted pitta 
Tastes best with generous helping of mint mayo  |
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"I can't give blood any more  "
I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70 
Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!! |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"I can't give blood any more I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70
Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!!"
Well done you!
I'm not allowed, for health reasons. |
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"I can't give blood any more I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70
Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!!"
You must be flat as a pancake!  |
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"I can't give blood any more I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70
Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!!"
No apology required.
Now say something funny. 
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"I can't give blood any more I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70
Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!!
You must be flat as a pancake! "
Lol Steel, nah I keep re-inflating myself with McDonald's! X |
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"I can't give blood any more I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70
Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!!
No apology required.
Now say something funny.
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On my last donation, the nurse said "little prick", I said "have you been peeping?" |
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"I can't give blood any more I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70
Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!!
No apology required.
Now say something funny.
On my last donation, the nurse said "little prick", I said "have you been peeping?" "
Baddum tshhhhhhh. |
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"I can't give blood any more I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70
Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!!
Well done you!
I'm not allowed, for health reasons."
Thanks Lisa xx |
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Today is World Blood Cancer Day. Your blood will be really appreciated by whoever receives it.
T can’t give blood as he is in remission for a blood cancer.
I give as often as I can but am hit & miss
J x |
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"Today is World Blood Cancer Day. Your blood will be really appreciated by whoever receives it.
T can’t give blood as he is in remission for a blood cancer.
I give as often as I can but am hit & miss
J x"
Awwww much love. I wish him well. X |
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By *arrapsMan
over a year ago
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I've given approx 60 pints and got the gold badge, but stopped giving because I started working away from home
Now I'm retired it's time to start up again
My brother has given over 80 pints.. |
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