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Oops, I’ve popped a finger up my bum
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"It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of men turn up at a and e having had a similar problem with hoover nozzles and bowls of fruit."
Perhaps they were using the hoover nozzle to try to remove the fruit? |
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"It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of men turn up at a and e having had a similar problem with hoover nozzles and bowls of fruit.
Perhaps they were using the hoover nozzle to try to remove the fruit?"
I think you're probably right. I mean, come on, we've all been there. Haven't we? It's not just me... is it?  |
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"It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of men turn up at a and e having had a similar problem with hoover nozzles and bowls of fruit.
Perhaps they were using the hoover nozzle to try to remove the fruit?
I think you're probably right. I mean, come on, we've all been there. Haven't we? It's not just me... is it? "
Could be the new advert for the GTech AirRam.... |
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"It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of men turn up at a and e having had a similar problem with hoover nozzles and bowls of fruit.
Perhaps they were using the hoover nozzle to try to remove the fruit?
I think you're probably right. I mean, come on, we've all been there. Haven't we? It's not just me... is it?
Could be the new advert for the GTech AirRam...."
 , that flaming advert drives me mad but 45 minutes run time should be enough for fruit extraction |
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"One minute I’m playing a solitaire version of Rock Paper Scissors, the next one half of my scissor fingers is up me bum.
Go figure 
It's still more action than I've had today  "
Give it a go, it might enlighten you, but take your gardening gloves off first. |
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"It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of men turn up at a and e having had a similar problem with hoover nozzles and bowls of fruit.
Perhaps they were using the hoover nozzle to try to remove the fruit?
I think you're probably right. I mean, come on, we've all been there. Haven't we? It's not just me... is it? "
He didn't put it there!!!!, he slipped whilst decorating naked and fell on to the action man/rightguard/peppershaker/rollingpin/wifeshairbrush/torch/ferret/ and so on and on and on. |
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"One minute I’m playing a solitaire version of Rock Paper Scissors, the next one half of my scissor fingers is up me bum.
Go figure "
Many moons ago when I worked in CCTV offices. There was a chap in a block of flats, he liked to come out to call the lift and perform with his Henry hoover, he also liked to wedge the doors open, so he could lie down and fuck the lift gap...yep that little space you step over when entering the lift. He always looked like he was having a lovely time, so I guess do what makes you happy, only Henry was violated. |
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"One minute I’m playing a solitaire version of Rock Paper Scissors, the next one half of my scissor fingers is up me bum.
Go figure
Many moons ago when I worked in CCTV offices. There was a chap in a block of flats, he liked to come out to call the lift and perform with his Henry hoover, he also liked to wedge the doors open, so he could lie down and fuck the lift gap...yep that little space you step over when entering the lift. He always looked like he was having a lovely time, so I guess do what makes you happy, only Henry was violated."
Each to their own. I’m guessing Henry consented. |
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"One minute I’m playing a solitaire version of Rock Paper Scissors, the next one half of my scissor fingers is up me bum.
Go figure "
Well I found this claim so incredible I decided to simulate a game myself and would you credit it, it’s happened to me now too!!! |
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"One minute I’m playing a solitaire version of Rock Paper Scissors, the next one half of my scissor fingers is up me bum.
Go figure
Well I found this claim so incredible I decided to simulate a game myself and would you credit it, it’s happened to me now too!!!"
Hallelujah |
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"One minute I’m playing a solitaire version of Rock Paper Scissors, the next one half of my scissor fingers is up me bum.
Go figure
Many moons ago when I worked in CCTV offices. There was a chap in a block of flats, he liked to come out to call the lift and perform with his Henry hoover, he also liked to wedge the doors open, so he could lie down and fuck the lift gap...yep that little space you step over when entering the lift. He always looked like he was having a lovely time, so I guess do what makes you happy, only Henry was violated.
Each to their own. I’m guessing Henry consented. "
He was always smiling  |
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