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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's a-crack-a-lacking?
Do you have someone who needs smacking?
A suitcase you need packing?
Has your duck stopped quacking?
Hit me up with your worries or queries and as always I'll give you all the answers you need to make things wonderful.
*Insert worthless disclaimer*
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over a year ago
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I just spent time with one of those overly dramatic "my life is horrific" happiness suckers and I need cheered up. I think someone playing dares with me will help  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just spent time with one of those overly dramatic "my life is horrific" happiness suckers and I need cheered up. I think someone playing dares with me will help "
Urgh, a fun pump in reverse.
I have been a reverse fun pump at times, the key thing to remember when dealing with said reverse fun pump, is, at that time those things that they may seem overly dramatic about may mean the world to them.
Unless they really so just need a slap, in which case...
I dare ya to play whack-a-mole  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just spent time with one of those overly dramatic "my life is horrific" happiness suckers and I need cheered up. I think someone playing dares with me will help
Urgh, a fun pump in reverse.
I have been a reverse fun pump at times, the key thing to remember when dealing with said reverse fun pump, is, at that time those things that they may seem overly dramatic about may mean the world to them.
Unless they really so just need a slap, in which case...
I dare ya to play whack-a-mole "
She's pregnant so no whacking 
She's just one of those people who makes choices knowing full well the consequences but then complains about the consequences.
On the plus side we had cake so it wasn't all bad |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just spent time with one of those overly dramatic "my life is horrific" happiness suckers and I need cheered up. I think someone playing dares with me will help
Urgh, a fun pump in reverse.
I have been a reverse fun pump at times, the key thing to remember when dealing with said reverse fun pump, is, at that time those things that they may seem overly dramatic about may mean the world to them.
Unless they really so just need a slap, in which case...
I dare ya to play whack-a-mole
She's pregnant so no whacking
She's just one of those people who makes choices knowing full well the consequences but then complains about the consequences.
On the plus side we had cake so it wasn't all bad "
Telepathically get the bump to swing a right hook.
Hate to go all sensible on ya, but she may make those decisions with a slice of hope on the side. If it wasn't for hope some people wouldn't have much at all.
Or she could simply be a plank, that gets so wrapped up in herself that she fails to see the big picture. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" I've been institutionalized for 33 years..now I want to feel normal, but I just dont know what that means I fear!??"
Normal doesn't exist.
One persons normal is another's "out there"
Realising that normal is being true to who you are is a blessing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do need a suitcase packing..!
Can you do it for me, I really dislike packing  "
Course I can. I hope you don't mind ironing once you unpack tho, my skills are somewhat lacking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie P. I have some studying to do which I started with the best of intentions and now nothing is going in so I'm being less than productive. What do I do? "
You will get pissed off with yourself if you continue, take a break, go for a walk in the park (weather permitting) and come back to it later. The more you worry about it the more your brain will focus on it not sinking in than it will what you're studying. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Every time I sneeze, I get an erection, and I don't know why 
Cock snot
This isn't a solution "
No, but it's the why that you didn't know.
Solution... when you feel that nasal tickle, flick your helmet as if you were flicking a bug away from your packet of beef monster munch. That should prevent unwanted erection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every time I sneeze, I get an erection, and I don't know why
Cock snot
This isn't a solution
No, but it's the why that you didn't know.
Solution... when you feel that nasal tickle, flick your helmet as if you were flicking a bug away from your packet of beef monster munch. That should prevent unwanted erection."
Doesn't work. Pain only makes the erection stronger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie P
I am beyond help
Much love
Nora x"
That's probably a good thing, my help is not so helpful and has been known to make situations turn from a small spark into a forest fire.
Well, my self help at least  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Every time I sneeze, I get an erection, and I don't know why
Cock snot
This isn't a solution
No, but it's the why that you didn't know.
Solution... when you feel that nasal tickle, flick your helmet as if you were flicking a bug away from your packet of beef monster munch. That should prevent unwanted erection.
Doesn't work. Pain only makes the erection stronger "
Get heavily involved in S&M
I can picture you already snorting pepper and sporting a boner from the fires of hell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie P
I am beyond help
Much love
Nora x
That's probably a good thing, my help is not so helpful and has been known to make situations turn from a small spark into a forest fire.
Well, my self help at least "
Dear Auntie P
Please may I borrow Uncle B for a night. That may help
Nora x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie P
I am beyond help
Much love
Nora x
That's probably a good thing, my help is not so helpful and has been known to make situations turn from a small spark into a forest fire.
Well, my self help at least
Dear Auntie P
You and uncle B are so perfect for each other, one day I'd love to meet you for dinner
Nora x"
That would be marvellous
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie P
I am beyond help
Much love
Nora x
That's probably a good thing, my help is not so helpful and has been known to make situations turn from a small spark into a forest fire.
Well, my self help at least
Dear Auntie P
You and uncle B are so perfect for each other, one day I'd love to meet you for dinner
Nora x
That would be marvellous
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"You will get pissed off with yourself if you continue, take a break, go for a walk in the park (weather permitting) and come back to it later. The more you worry about it the more your brain will focus on it not sinking in than it will what you're studying."
I'm going to take a walk in my kitchen and sort the pantry out I think. That should help.
Is it one piece of advice a day? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie P
I am beyond help
Much love
Nora x
That's probably a good thing, my help is not so helpful and has been known to make situations turn from a small spark into a forest fire.
Well, my self help at least
Dear Auntie P
You and uncle B are so perfect for each other, one day I'd love to meet you for dinner
Nora x
That would be marvellous
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*chuckles*
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You will get pissed off with yourself if you continue, take a break, go for a walk in the park (weather permitting) and come back to it later. The more you worry about it the more your brain will focus on it not sinking in than it will what you're studying.
I'm going to take a walk in my kitchen and sort the pantry out I think. That should help.
Is it one piece of advice a day? "
Smashing, oooooooo, if you're heading to the kitchen you could bake!
Actually no, stick to the sorting out. Clutter free pantry, clutter free mind, perfect for absorbing new info.
My advice is limitless, keep me coming |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You will get pissed off with yourself if you continue, take a break, go for a walk in the park (weather permitting) and come back to it later. The more you worry about it the more your brain will focus on it not sinking in than it will what you're studying.
I'm going to take a walk in my kitchen and sort the pantry out I think. That should help.
Is it one piece of advice a day?
Smashing, oooooooo, if you're heading to the kitchen you could bake!
Actually no, stick to the sorting out. Clutter free pantry, clutter free mind, perfect for absorbing new info.
My advice is limitless, keep me coming "
Cheeky phone and its freudian mishaps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie P
I am beyond help
Much love
Nora x
That's probably a good thing, my help is not so helpful and has been known to make situations turn from a small spark into a forest fire.
Well, my self help at least
Dear Auntie P
You and uncle B are so perfect for each other, one day I'd love to meet you for dinner
Nora x
That would be marvellous
*chuckles*
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I actually would like to meet you 2 lovelies for dinner xx |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm going to take a walk in my kitchen and sort the pantry out I think. That should help.
Is it one piece of advice a day?
Smashing, oooooooo, if you're heading to the kitchen you could bake!
Actually no, stick to the sorting out. Clutter free pantry, clutter free mind, perfect for absorbing new info.
My advice is limitless, keep me coming "
I can't bake, I'm trying to shift the rolls already on me in the next week.
How do you stop slug trails forming each time you see a name pop up? Asking for a friend.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie P
I am beyond help
Much love
Nora x
That's probably a good thing, my help is not so helpful and has been known to make situations turn from a small spark into a forest fire.
Well, my self help at least
Dear Auntie P
You and uncle B are so perfect for each other, one day I'd love to meet you for dinner
Nora x
That would be marvellous
*chuckles*
I actually would like to meet you 2 lovelies for dinner xx"
I'd like it too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to take a walk in my kitchen and sort the pantry out I think. That should help.
Is it one piece of advice a day?
Smashing, oooooooo, if you're heading to the kitchen you could bake!
Actually no, stick to the sorting out. Clutter free pantry, clutter free mind, perfect for absorbing new info.
My advice is limitless, keep me coming
I can't bake, I'm trying to shift the rolls already on me in the next week.
How do you stop slug trails forming each time you see a name pop up? Asking for a friend.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to take a walk in my kitchen and sort the pantry out I think. That should help.
Is it one piece of advice a day?
Smashing, oooooooo, if you're heading to the kitchen you could bake!
Actually no, stick to the sorting out. Clutter free pantry, clutter free mind, perfect for absorbing new info.
My advice is limitless, keep me coming
I can't bake, I'm trying to shift the rolls already on me in the next week.
How do you stop slug trails forming each time you see a name pop up? Asking for a friend.
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Bake free zone it is then.
Oh my sweet one, there is no cure for the slit slime. A few new mulitpacks of knickers and shares in Persil are the only way to combat the affliction.
You could always make a living collage out of the undies. Throw them at a wall so they stick, frame them, and dedicate the artwork with lit candles as a shrine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie P
I am beyond help
Much love
Nora x
That's probably a good thing, my help is not so helpful and has been known to make situations turn from a small spark into a forest fire.
Well, my self help at least
Dear Auntie P
You and uncle B are so perfect for each other, one day I'd love to meet you for dinner
Nora x
That would be marvellous
*chuckles*
I actually would like to meet you 2 lovelies for dinner xx
I'd like it too. "
We will sort it definitely x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to become a monk. Is this a good idea? Or will I feel sexually repressed and end up scaling a nunnery?"
Depends if your first name is Harry. Will be a constant reminder of the contents of your balls that need expelling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Auntie P, my two dear children are wearing me down with their constant bickering. How do I teach them that keeping quiet is ALWAYS the best option if they don't feel they have anything nice to say? Thanks in advance. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dear Auntie P, my two dear children are wearing me down with their constant bickering. How do I teach them that keeping quiet is ALWAYS the best option if they don't feel they have anything nice to say? Thanks in advance. "
Tough one, you don't. That's why people don't always stand up for themselves and end up getting walked over. That's why some people go through life thinking their behaviour is acceptable, because people haven't pulled them up on it.
You explain that they are allowed to be passionate about things that really matter to them, but to still be kind.
Then you hire a babysitter and run like fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Auntie P, my two dear children are wearing me down with their constant bickering. How do I teach them that keeping quiet is ALWAYS the best option if they don't feel they have anything nice to say? Thanks in advance.
Tough one, you don't. That's why people don't always stand up for themselves and end up getting walked over. That's why some people go through life thinking their behaviour is acceptable, because people haven't pulled them up on it.
You explain that they are allowed to be passionate about things that really matter to them, but to still be kind.
Then you hire a babysitter and run like fuck "
That's far too reasonable an answer. Are you sure you're not Gemini Man in disguise today? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dear Auntie P, my two dear children are wearing me down with their constant bickering. How do I teach them that keeping quiet is ALWAYS the best option if they don't feel they have anything nice to say? Thanks in advance.
Tough one, you don't. That's why people don't always stand up for themselves and end up getting walked over. That's why some people go through life thinking their behaviour is acceptable, because people haven't pulled them up on it.
You explain that they are allowed to be passionate about things that really matter to them, but to still be kind.
Then you hire a babysitter and run like fuck
That's far too reasonable an answer. Are you sure you're not Gemini Man in disguise today? "
Blame Rubi, she started off asking a relatively sensible question 
She's messed with my mojo man
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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Dearest Auntie P,
A few short weeks ago I decided that my current avatar and a pair of pants were lucky and also that I shouldn't have my hair cut or shave until after the Champions League final (which will hopefully be won by my beloved Spurs) - now keeping the avatar and wearing the pants on the day is not a problem but my face is beginning to resemble a Brillo pad and I can't do a thing with my hair.
What to do? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dearest Auntie P,
A few short weeks ago I decided that my current avatar and a pair of pants were lucky and also that I shouldn't have my hair cut or shave until after the Champions League final (which will hopefully be won by my beloved Spurs) - now keeping the avatar and wearing the pants on the day is not a problem but my face is beginning to resemble a Brillo pad and I can't do a thing with my hair.
What to do? "
Isn't it obvious? You wear a balaclava and a sombrero, you won't look at all out of place or suspicious.
Either that or you can groom yourself and take the blame when they flunk it |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"Dearest Auntie P,
A few short weeks ago I decided that my current avatar and a pair of pants were lucky and also that I shouldn't have my hair cut or shave until after the Champions League final (which will hopefully be won by my beloved Spurs) - now keeping the avatar and wearing the pants on the day is not a problem but my face is beginning to resemble a Brillo pad and I can't do a thing with my hair.
What to do?
Isn't it obvious? You wear a balaclava and a sombrero, you won't look at all out of place or suspicious.
Either that or you can groom yourself and take the blame when they flunk it "
Fanks Auntie P - you're a godsend |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My dearest Aunt P,
I saw a simply delightful lady’s picture on here in which she revealed a little of her ankle in a daring way! What should I do?"
Get her some knee socks to cover that flooziness up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dearest Auntie P,
A few short weeks ago I decided that my current avatar and a pair of pants were lucky and also that I shouldn't have my hair cut or shave until after the Champions League final (which will hopefully be won by my beloved Spurs) - now keeping the avatar and wearing the pants on the day is not a problem but my face is beginning to resemble a Brillo pad and I can't do a thing with my hair.
What to do?
Isn't it obvious? You wear a balaclava and a sombrero, you won't look at all out of place or suspicious.
Either that or you can groom yourself and take the blame when they flunk it
Fanks Auntie P - you're a godsend "
The big man himself sent me |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Dearest Auntie P,
A few short weeks ago I decided that my current avatar and a pair of pants were lucky and also that I shouldn't have my hair cut or shave until after the Champions League final (which will hopefully be won by my beloved Spurs) - now keeping the avatar and wearing the pants on the day is not a problem but my face is beginning to resemble a Brillo pad and I can't do a thing with my hair.
What to do?
Isn't it obvious? You wear a balaclava and a sombrero, you won't look at all out of place or suspicious.
Either that or you can groom yourself and take the blame when they flunk it
Fanks Auntie P - you're a godsend
The big man himself sent me "
https://youtu.be/31bu6GLbyc4 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dearest Auntie P,
A few short weeks ago I decided that my current avatar and a pair of pants were lucky and also that I shouldn't have my hair cut or shave until after the Champions League final (which will hopefully be won by my beloved Spurs) - now keeping the avatar and wearing the pants on the day is not a problem but my face is beginning to resemble a Brillo pad and I can't do a thing with my hair.
What to do?
Isn't it obvious? You wear a balaclava and a sombrero, you won't look at all out of place or suspicious.
Either that or you can groom yourself and take the blame when they flunk it
Fanks Auntie P - you're a godsend
The big man himself sent me
https://youtu.be/31bu6GLbyc4"
Now that's got a catchy tune, I likes it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's a-crack-a-lacking?
Do you have someone who needs smacking?
A suitcase you need packing?
Has your duck stopped quacking?
Hit me up with your worries or queries and as always I'll give you all the answers you need to make things wonderful.
*Insert worthless disclaimer*
P "
I've been shopping online for a band t-shirt all afternoon but I'm not sure which one to get, any ideas? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's a-crack-a-lacking?
Do you have someone who needs smacking?
A suitcase you need packing?
Has your duck stopped quacking?
Hit me up with your worries or queries and as always I'll give you all the answers you need to make things wonderful.
*Insert worthless disclaimer*
P
I've been shopping online for a band t-shirt all afternoon but I'm not sure which one to get, any ideas?"
Stone Broken, free advertising for my buddy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's a-crack-a-lacking?
Do you have someone who needs smacking?
A suitcase you need packing?
Has your duck stopped quacking?
Hit me up with your worries or queries and as always I'll give you all the answers you need to make things wonderful.
*Insert worthless disclaimer*
P
I've been shopping online for a band t-shirt all afternoon but I'm not sure which one to get, any ideas?
Stone Broken, free advertising for my buddy "
Sounds like a Paul Weller tribute band. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's a-crack-a-lacking?
Do you have someone who needs smacking?
A suitcase you need packing?
Has your duck stopped quacking?
Hit me up with your worries or queries and as always I'll give you all the answers you need to make things wonderful.
*Insert worthless disclaimer*
P
I've been shopping online for a band t-shirt all afternoon but I'm not sure which one to get, any ideas?
Stone Broken, free advertising for my buddy
Sounds like a Paul Weller tribute band."
Sounds good in my lug holes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's a-crack-a-lacking?
Do you have someone who needs smacking?
A suitcase you need packing?
Has your duck stopped quacking?
Hit me up with your worries or queries and as always I'll give you all the answers you need to make things wonderful.
*Insert worthless disclaimer*
P
I've been shopping online for a band t-shirt all afternoon but I'm not sure which one to get, any ideas?
Stone Broken, free advertising for my buddy
Sounds like a Paul Weller tribute band.
Sounds good in 6my lug holes. "
I'll have a listen later, they look a bit grungey. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's a-crack-a-lacking?
Do you have someone who needs smacking?
A suitcase you need packing?
Has your duck stopped quacking?
Hit me up with your worries or queries and as always I'll give you all the answers you need to make things wonderful.
*Insert worthless disclaimer*
P
I've been shopping online for a band t-shirt all afternoon but I'm not sure which one to get, any ideas?
Stone Broken, free advertising for my buddy
Sounds like a Paul Weller tribute band.
Sounds good in 6my lug holes.
I'll have a listen later, they look a bit grungey."
I'm not gonna tell you which band one of their songs remind me of, as you may not listen at all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could offer yourself for medical research.
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Ah, I think that may be my new answer to peoples issues. Not sure how well it will be recieved tho, I'm aware I give amazing solutions to dilemmas with no chance of repercussions whatsoever on said advice taker
*cough* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's a-crack-a-lacking?
Do you have someone who needs smacking?
A suitcase you need packing?
Has your duck stopped quacking?
Hit me up with your worries or queries and as always I'll give you all the answers you need to make things wonderful.
*Insert worthless disclaimer*
P
I've been shopping online for a band t-shirt all afternoon but I'm not sure which one to get, any ideas?
Stone Broken, free advertising for my buddy
Sounds like a Paul Weller tribute band.
Sounds good in 6my lug holes.
I'll have a listen later, they look a bit grungey.
I'm not gonna tell you which band one of their songs remind me of, as you may not listen at all "
I will, I always listen out for the local bands, currently liking the Clause from Brum. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's a-crack-a-lacking?
Do you have someone who needs smacking?
A suitcase you need packing?
Has your duck stopped quacking?
Hit me up with your worries or queries and as always I'll give you all the answers you need to make things wonderful.
*Insert worthless disclaimer*
P
I've been shopping online for a band t-shirt all afternoon but I'm not sure which one to get, any ideas?
Stone Broken, free advertising for my buddy
Sounds like a Paul Weller tribute band.
Sounds good in 6my lug holes.
I'll have a listen later, they look a bit grungey.
I'm not gonna tell you which band one of their songs remind me of, as you may not listen at all
I will, I always listen out for the local bands, currently liking the Clause from Brum."
Oooooo, I shall listen |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"What's a-crack-a-lacking?
Do you have someone who needs smacking?
A suitcase you need packing?
Has your duck stopped quacking?
Hit me up with your worries or queries and as always I'll give you all the answers you need to make things wonderful.
*Insert worthless disclaimer*
P
I've been shopping online for a band t-shirt all afternoon but I'm not sure which one to get, any ideas?
Stone Broken, free advertising for my buddy
Sounds like a Paul Weller tribute band.
Sounds good in 6my lug holes.
I'll have a listen later, they look a bit grungey.
I'm not gonna tell you which band one of their songs remind me of, as you may not listen at all
I will, I always listen out for the local bands, currently liking the Clause from Brum.
Oooooo, I shall listen "
Brum local bands - check out Kioko - saw them supporting The Beat a couple of years ago - soul/funk-ish - very good |
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"What's a-crack-a-lacking?
Do you have someone who needs smacking?
A suitcase you need packing?
Has your duck stopped quacking?
Hit me up with your worries or queries and as always I'll give you all the answers you need to make things wonderful.
*Insert worthless disclaimer*
P "
I have a suitcase that needs unpacking.
I think I maybe quacking up, and need a good smack up the side of the head to sort my thoughts & emotions out.
Or maybe I should leave the case packed, and just run off into the sunset.
Then it wouldn't matter |
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"Oh I have plenty of real life issues along with someone completely twisting things and lying  "
Real life is tough, really tough. Twisting lying fucks need to go eat their own bullshit, not even on toast to make it easier to swallow.
Molotov cocktail is the answer.
*molotov cocktail isn't really the answer, but makes a half decent daydream to cleanse the soul* |
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"What's a-crack-a-lacking?
Do you have someone who needs smacking?
A suitcase you need packing?
Has your duck stopped quacking?
Hit me up with your worries or queries and as always I'll give you all the answers you need to make things wonderful.
*Insert worthless disclaimer*
P
I have a suitcase that needs unpacking.
I think I maybe quacking up, and need a good smack up the side of the head to sort my thoughts & emotions out.
Or maybe I should leave the case packed, and just run off into the sunset.
Then it wouldn't matter "
Too many options!
Ok, leave case packed, come to mine, I'll stand on my foot stall (fosters crate) and slap you up the head. Once you've calmed down we'll go to the park and feed some ducks |
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"What's a-crack-a-lacking?
Do you have someone who needs smacking?
A suitcase you need packing?
Has your duck stopped quacking?
Hit me up with your worries or queries and as always I'll give you all the answers you need to make things wonderful.
*Insert worthless disclaimer*
P
I've been shopping online for a band t-shirt all afternoon but I'm not sure which one to get, any ideas?
Stone Broken, free advertising for my buddy
Sounds like a Paul Weller tribute band.
Sounds good in 6my lug holes.
I'll have a listen later, they look a bit grungey.
I'm not gonna tell you which band one of their songs remind me of, as you may not listen at all "
I did listen, they seem very good at what they do but it's not my kind of thing. |
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"What's a-crack-a-lacking?
Do you have someone who needs smacking?
A suitcase you need packing?
Has your duck stopped quacking?
Hit me up with your worries or queries and as always I'll give you all the answers you need to make things wonderful.
*Insert worthless disclaimer*
P
I've been shopping online for a band t-shirt all afternoon but I'm not sure which one to get, any ideas?
Stone Broken, free advertising for my buddy
Sounds like a Paul Weller tribute band.
Sounds good in 6my lug holes.
I'll have a listen later, they look a bit grungey.
I'm not gonna tell you which band one of their songs remind me of, as you may not listen at all
I will, I always listen out for the local bands, currently liking the Clause from Brum.
Oooooo, I shall listen
Brum local bands - check out Kioko - saw them supporting The Beat a couple of years ago - soul/funk-ish - very good"
Interesting, will have a mooch about for a bit ore stuff. The lead vocals are good. |
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