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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is very much the opposite of a 'why wont anyone respond to my messages' thread, oh no my dear fabbers! More of a what works for you, and what doesn't, were all individuals so require different combination of buttons to be pushed, and obviously the 'will u meet now' 'let's fuq' 'u free now bby' clearly dont work. I love a film quite that I know, something to make me smile, or a slightly cheesy song quote, anything fun I guess  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me :Excuse me to bother but I have noticed that you've noticed me !
Her : I haven:t!!
Me: but now you did. How are you? "
Do you serve crackers, with that cheese though? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me :Excuse me to bother but I have noticed that you've noticed me !
Her : I haven:t!!
Me: but now you did. How are you? "
As a fan of cheesy lines I applaud you, stilton or wensleydale?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me :Excuse me to bother but I have noticed that you've noticed me !
Her : I haven:t!!
Me: but now you did. How are you?
Do you serve crackers, with that cheese though?"
That'sour chat up line ?
Lucky for you that you are hot ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me :Excuse me to bother but I have noticed that you've noticed me !
Her : I haven:t!!
Me: but now you did. How are you?
Do you serve crackers, with that cheese though?
That'sour chat up line ?
Lucky for you that you are hot ! "
I do love a bit of mexicana cheese...it's spicy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is very much the opposite of a 'why wont anyone respond to my messages' thread, oh no my dear fabbers! More of a what works for you, and what doesn't, were all individuals so require different combination of buttons to be pushed, and obviously the 'will u meet now' 'let's fuq' 'u free now bby' clearly dont work. I love a film quite that I know, something to make me smile, or a slightly cheesy song quote, anything fun I guess "
If your first messages aren't entitled 'Arrrrrrrr, me hearty' then I don't even want to know you.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you send me a cock pic with your message its an instant block "
Damn what?? You mean women dont want to see my very average sausage dangling between my legs when I start chatting  who knew... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is very much the opposite of a 'why wont anyone respond to my messages' thread, oh no my dear fabbers! More of a what works for you, and what doesn't, were all individuals so require different combination of buttons to be pushed, and obviously the 'will u meet now' 'let's fuq' 'u free now bby' clearly dont work. I love a film quite that I know, something to make me smile, or a slightly cheesy song quote, anything fun I guess
If your first messages aren't entitled 'Arrrrrrrr, me hearty' then I don't even want to know you. "
Does it count if I tried it... can confirm it doesn't work... my pirate jokes didn't either... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is very much the opposite of a 'why wont anyone respond to my messages' thread, oh no my dear fabbers! More of a what works for you, and what doesn't, were all individuals so require different combination of buttons to be pushed, and obviously the 'will u meet now' 'let's fuq' 'u free now bby' clearly dont work. I love a film quite that I know, something to make me smile, or a slightly cheesy song quote, anything fun I guess
If your first messages aren't entitled 'Arrrrrrrr, me hearty' then I don't even want to know you.
Does it count if I tried it... can confirm it doesn't work... my pirate jokes didn't either..."
Then I suggest asking if they'd like you to skull fuck them with your cross bone. |
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I try to do what I hope for in others: I refer to their profile (or forum conversation) and am polite, friendly, and where applicable express an interest in meeting (hinting on sexual interest or compatibility but not going into too much detail). |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Most of my conversations are off the back of forum threads so tend to flow (or not) from there - I'll occasionally get "cold" messages from outside of the forums, unfortunately these tend to be from guys and of the "fancy a BJ now?" variety and do nothing for me so get binned |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds |
58008..
Anyone old enough to have had a digital calculator will know.
In all honesty ... No words would change my mind if I didn't find the other person attractive.. if that was the case the text would gain and keep my interest |
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