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Just get her a load of unicorn theme stuff. Lots in the shops at the mo. They do big cuddly toy ones too. 
Real unicorns live on mountains. They get poorly when they live among people. She could have one as a penpal instead. |
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"Just get her a load of unicorn theme stuff. Lots in the shops at the mo. They do big cuddly toy ones too.
Real unicorns live on mountains. They get poorly when they live among people. She could have one as a penpal instead. "
They live with the haggis  |
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"Just get her a load of unicorn theme stuff. Lots in the shops at the mo. They do big cuddly toy ones too.
Real unicorns live on mountains. They get poorly when they live among people. She could have one as a penpal instead. "
You've done this before  |
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"Just get her a load of unicorn theme stuff. Lots in the shops at the mo. They do big cuddly toy ones too.
Real unicorns live on mountains. They get poorly when they live among people. She could have one as a penpal instead.
You've done this before "
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"Bought my niece a giant one for Christmas that she can sit/lie on watching films.. she bloody loves it. It's the only time she's quiet.. "
You should have bought a job lot for us lot when we get the grumps
Someone being an arse: "Go and get your unicorn. Go on" |
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"Bought my niece a giant one for Christmas that she can sit/lie on watching films.. she bloody loves it. It's the only time she's quiet..
You should have bought a job lot for us lot when we get the grumps
Someone being an arse: "Go and get your unicorn. Go on""
Ha ha should have.. it's the best investment ever as far as my sisters concerned.. |
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Buy her some dressing up stuff - nurse, police, fire fighter etc.
When she says "Daddy, this isn't what I wanted - I told you I like unicorns"
Blame it on your age related hearing deficiency, and reply "Sorry darling, I thought you loved uniforms" |
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"Buy her some dressing up stuff - nurse, police, fire fighter etc.
When she says "Daddy, this isn't what I wanted - I told you I like unicorns"
Blame it on your age related hearing deficiency, and reply "Sorry darling, I thought you loved uniforms""
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"Just get her a load of unicorn theme stuff. Lots in the shops at the mo. They do big cuddly toy ones too.
Real unicorns live on mountains. They get poorly when they live among people. She could have one as a penpal instead. "
I now really want a unicorn penpal. |
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"Just get her a load of unicorn theme stuff. Lots in the shops at the mo. They do big cuddly toy ones too.
Real unicorns live on mountains. They get poorly when they live among people. She could have one as a penpal instead. "
Already got a 4ft blow up unicorn, balloons etc |
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If its just for the party I'm sure there will be companies that dress horses as Unicorns for parties. If shes wanting one to keep explain unicorns are not happy being kept as pets but maybe you could look at horse riding lessons instead. |
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"If its just for the party I'm sure there will be companies that dress horses as Unicorns for parties. If shes wanting one to keep explain unicorns are not happy being kept as pets but maybe you could look at horse riding lessons instead. "
There is a company, no idea of name but it was something I see on tv a while back. The ponies have a horn attached and they are coloured with some kind of dye to make them pink or whatever......sure if you goggle it you'll find something. |
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"blanket ban all unicorn imagery it is it has esoteric meaning behind it and is to do with transhumanism. seriously look it up. "
Its a friggin 6 year old kid wanting a unicorn. Id say thats pretty normal
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"blanket ban all unicorn imagery it is it has esoteric meaning behind it and is to do with transhumanism. seriously look it up. Its a friggin 6 year old kid wanting a unicorn. Id say thats pretty normal"
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