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By *iew OP Man
over a year ago
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Select a fabber
Select a new career for em..... For fun
Diamondsmiles, the most cruising gents cottagey toilet... She sits under a glitter ball, Gloria blasting out.... Handing a few sheets of paper, lube and offering a whiff of papers on entry and a spray of Issey on exit......
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View - To be the best personal life coach, straight to the point, then gives you a few jewels of wisdom, and a hug before sending you on your way a better person. Your own personal cheer team! |
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By *iew OP Man
over a year ago
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"View - To be the best personal life coach, straight to the point, then gives you a few jewels of wisdom, and a hug before sending you on your way a better person. Your own personal cheer team!"
Love it x ta |
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View: A curator in a Gallery of Erotica with special responsibility for mainaining the homobilia displays.
A sideline in cream teas between 10 a.m and 2 p.m. Cake stands resplendent with fingers sandwiches and bite sized fancies.
Evenings he gives talks on the Lives and Loves of Bacon .....that's F. Not streaky ... |
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By *iew OP Man
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"View: A curator in a Gallery of Erotica with special responsibility for mainaining the homobilia displays.
A sideline in cream teas between 10 a.m and 2 p.m. Cake stands resplendent with fingers sandwiches and bite sized fancies.
Evenings he gives talks on the Lives and Loves of Bacon .....that's F. Not streaky ... "
Yes please..... |
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Femme
A shoe tester in Rome.
Golden sprayed oompah loompahs bring her shoes hot from the production lines.
Encrusted La Croix ..... strapped and studded Choo's. She forces her size nines like Cinderella into a dainty slipper and yells......
Fook the lot of you fookin umpahhhhhhs.. you've been mayking the fooking things too fooking smalllllllll. Oive got feet loike a fairy Oi ave ..... |
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By *iew OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"Select a fabber
Select a new career for em..... For fun
Diamondsmiles, the most cruising gents cottagey toilet... She sits under a glitter ball, Gloria blasting out.... Handing a few sheets of paper, lube and offering a whiff of papers on entry and a spray of Issey on exit......
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Poppers* not papers.... I am anti drugs and would never endorse spliffs .  |
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Chief taster for marks and spencers ready meals. He will have his own little office decorated from top to bottom in laura ashley. The staff that bring the meals will be cute little bi guys dressed in their uniform designed by vivian westwood and they will feed him from a silver plater with a silver spoon.
Lets just hope he dont choke on the fucker |
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By *iew OP Man
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Chief taster for marks and spencers ready meals. He will have his own little office decorated from top to bottom in laura ashley. The staff that bring the meals will be cute little bi guys dressed in their uniform designed by vivian westwood and they will feed him from a silver plater with a silver spoon.
Lets just hope he dont choke on the fucker"
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Granny Crumpet:
Fortune cookie message writer…… with a side line of writing messages for greeting cards. A frank yet honest approach to what is actually written inside a ‘sorry you’re leaving’ card.
View:
Fashion designer known for his abstract conceptualised approach to dressing young muscular men…. and accepting goodies bags from fragrance houses and exclusive jewellers. |
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Wishy- chief bra-fitter in ladies lingerie section of a department store, offering to tell the size just by feeling them.
With his mouth.
Granny Crumpet- Day time tv show presenter, replacing Jeremy Kyle- called 'Empathy'.
Soapy- full time garden gnome, specialising in water features.
View- dog groomer to the stars, no proper dogs allowed just handbag ones.
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"Wishy- chief bra-fitter in ladies lingerie section of a department store, offering to tell the size just by feeling them.
With his mouth.
Granny Crumpet- Day time tv show presenter, replacing Jeremy Kyle- called 'Empathy'.
Soapy- full time garden gnome, specialising in water features.
View- dog groomer to the stars, no proper dogs allowed just handbag ones.
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lol made me smile xxx |
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Granny Crumpet- Day time tv show presenter, replacing Jeremy Kyle- called 'Empathy'.
yes its the job for gran can see it now ... uk and the world would love this show . x |
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"Wishy ....deck hand on the queens new super yacht ....he knows the ropes ......"
oooer... get Her Maj all trussed up eh?
Now if it was Kate -Wills... hmmm.. now there's a nice thought.   |
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Diamondsmiles - Slimming world sex appeal representative, encouraging slimmer women and men to feel confident in the bedroom with their newly shapped bodies |
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Granny - motivational speaker for the shy and retiring. Former attendees, Gordon Ramsey, Ann Robinson, Janet Street Porter and Jeremy Clarkson.
View - diplomat
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