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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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according to the director of our village panto she's blonde. 
She's been told she has to wear a shoulder length red wig as part of her costume, but she's got gorgeous shoulder length red hair
She doesn't colour her hair except for the occaisional highlight, and it's as orange as a bottle of fanta, but apparently it's not red enough 
The best laugh is that she's playing a fookin' mouse  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yeah, a sexy french mouse, in a french maid outfit, and the panto is fookin' Cinderella
Now, I know Buttons is in it, the ugly sisters are in it, Baron Hardup's in it, but how long has a sexy french mouse dressed as a french maid been in it?
Unless the director is a kinky fooker and he thinks I'm a thick twat and I wont notice my missus going to the village hall dressed as a tart |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"Yeah, a sexy french mouse, in a french maid outfit, and the panto is fookin' Cinderella
Now, I know Buttons is in it, the ugly sisters are in it, Baron Hardup's in it, but how long has a sexy french mouse dressed as a french maid been in it?
Unless the director is a kinky fooker and he thinks I'm a thick twat and I wont notice my missus going to the village hall dressed as a tart "
come on Jack own up YOU ARE the director and getting Kate to act out your fantasy in public! |
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