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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure there'd be some joy in karate kicking and nunchuka-ring all of lifes chavs
Imagine the bloodshed Mckenzie hoody tops, scuffed Reebok Classic trainers, and disheveled Superdry apparel..."
That’s fighting talk Girty  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ll come at you with some apple pie, just to complement the custard. 
Apple only? Not even a blackberry to compliment it? You loose!"
Good call, yes blackberries required.
And yes I’m a loose woman.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m game. I see your sploshing and raise you a waterfight to clean off and dampen you into submission with my massive Nerf. "
I’m not getting clean, tonight I fight dirty! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Vomit in my mouth a little bit. Custard and being licked into submission sounds like saccharine hell."
That’s our first submission ! I was expecting more of a fight! |
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"I’m game. I see your sploshing and raise you a waterfight to clean off and dampen you into submission with my massive Nerf.
I’m not getting clean, tonight I fight dirty!"
**fills nerf gun with slime** |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m game. I see your sploshing and raise you a waterfight to clean off and dampen you into submission with my massive Nerf.
I’m not getting clean, tonight I fight dirty!
**fills nerf gun with slime**"
Edible I hope! |
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"I’m game. I see your sploshing and raise you a waterfight to clean off and dampen you into submission with my massive Nerf.
I’m not getting clean, tonight I fight dirty!
**fills nerf gun with slime**
Edible I hope!"
Dammit. I’ll just bring a jelly and some cream. It could be a trifle fun. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you give me the recipe for some Malagasy custard please OP?
You need to defeat me in the ring before I share any cooking tip!
Game on.....
Bend over Boi  "
You’re goin’ dowwwwnnnn , I’ll make you taste my custard! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you come anywhere near me with custard (madagascan or otherwise)
I will smother you with my boobs! mm I'm getting some custard  "
2 on 1! Lorna, will you rise to the challenge ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You won’t ever get near enough to me but if by some miracle you did just happen to then you would suffer the consequences Babs stylie "
Are you trying to confuse me into submission ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you come anywhere near me with custard (madagascan or otherwise)
I will smother you with my boobs! mm I'm getting some custard
2 on 1! Lorna, will you rise to the challenge ?"
Absolutely I'm game!
I don't fancy either of your chances though! |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"You won’t ever get near enough to me but if by some miracle you did just happen to then you would suffer the consequences Babs stylie
Are you trying to confuse me into submission ?"
What do you think? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you come anywhere near me with custard (madagascan or otherwise)
I will smother you with my boobs! mm I'm getting some custard
2 on 1! Lorna, will you rise to the challenge ?
Absolutely I'm game!
I don't fancy either of your chances though! "
That’s the spirit! You win the prize for combativity ! |
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"If you come anywhere near me with custard (madagascan or otherwise)
I will smother you with my boobs! mm I'm getting some custard
2 on 1! Lorna, will you rise to the challenge ?
Absolutely I'm game!
I don't fancy either of your chances though! "
I'm only in this for the smothering..and free custard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you come anywhere near me with custard (madagascan or otherwise)
I will smother you with my boobs! mm I'm getting some custard
2 on 1! Lorna, will you rise to the challenge ?
Absolutely I'm game!
I don't fancy either of your chances though!
That’s the spirit! You win the prize for combativity !"
That's twice iv been a winner tonight, I'm on fire! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you come anywhere near me with custard (madagascan or otherwise)
I will smother you with my boobs! mm I'm getting some custard
2 on 1! Lorna, will you rise to the challenge ?
Absolutely I'm game!
I don't fancy either of your chances though! I'm only in this for the smothering..and free custard"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You won’t ever get near enough to me but if by some miracle you did just happen to then you would suffer the consequences Babs stylie
Are you trying to confuse me into submission ?
What do you think? "
I think I won’t take that risk. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"You won’t ever get near enough to me but if by some miracle you did just happen to then you would suffer the consequences Babs stylie
Are you trying to confuse me into submission ?
What do you think?
I think I won’t take that risk."
Wise decision. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lorna, looks like we are the last ones standing. It’s you and me now! Brace yourself !
I'm in the brace position as we speak, come get me! "
Buckets of custard at the ready! The good stuff too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lorna, looks like we are the last ones standing. It’s you and me now! Brace yourself !
I'm in the brace position as we speak, come get me!
Buckets of custard at the ready! The good stuff too! "
I was born ready! The boobs are primed and ready to go! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lorna, looks like we are the last ones standing. It’s you and me now! Brace yourself !
I'm in the brace position as we speak, come get me!
Buckets of custard at the ready! The good stuff too!
I was born ready! The boobs are primed and ready to go! "
I’m not scared of big guns! I embrace them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lorna, looks like we are the last ones standing. It’s you and me now! Brace yourself !
I'm in the brace position as we speak, come get me!
Buckets of custard at the ready! The good stuff too!
I was born ready! The boobs are primed and ready to go!
I’m not scared of big guns! I embrace them!"
We will see if your resolve weakens under the power of the boobs! |
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