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All these years!... what a dummkopf!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...trawling nightclubs looking for a shag when all I had to do was go fookin ice skating cos all the birds are feckin gorgeous with really fit bodies!
(Siren's watching Dancin on Ice, but after my rather innocuous comment along the lines of "Fuck me! I'd drill the shit outta her!" She feckin switched it over!!)   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Um... the blonde one. Um.. all of 'em!
Why are they all Eastern European too! Is Fit Bird Ice Dancing a national sport in Russia?  "
More bloody immigrants taking our jobs eh Wishy? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ello vishy, I haf skate, do you vish to cut up some ice vif me............
Only if you wear a sexy lil ra-ra skirt and no knicks. 
my dahlinka, zat can be arranged.. x  "
Best not do the splits then eh? You'll get a chaffed up chuff! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"ello vishy, I haf skate, do you vish to cut up some ice vif me............
Only if you wear a sexy lil ra-ra skirt and no knicks.
my dahlinka, zat can be arranged.. x
Best not do the splits then eh? You'll get a chaffed up chuff! "
I'm no that flexible and you ain't that big honey x |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"ello vishy, I haf skate, do you vish to cut up some ice vif me............
Only if you wear a sexy lil ra-ra skirt and no knicks.
my dahlinka, zat can be arranged.. x
Best not do the splits then eh? You'll get a chaffed up chuff!
I'm no that flexible and you ain't that big honey x"
hes taller than soapy lol |
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